AH Anthology

[Black Tulip]

I finally have something in common with Alex, at least writing-wise. Like him, I'm in volume two. Since he just submitted his well-crafted bio, here are my fifty words of pitiful, personal prose.

Rumple Foreskin is just another run down, beaten down, slapped down, broken down, shot down, hung down, put down, and kicked around old porn writer who's been beaten up, tied up, chewed up, blown up, hung up, screwed up, messed up, held up, and told to shut the fuck up.

I was tempted to include some of my credentials, such as a second place finish in the tetherball competition at Boy Scout camp, once having a pet taratula, and being an alternate on my high school's FFA (Future Farmer's of America) beef judging team, but space was limited.

Rumple Foreskin

You probably forgot to send it to Imp.



Senior moment?

 

[Guest]

Dranoel is a middle aged man from the mid-west who enjoys writing characters. Sometimes they have sex, but it's all just part of the story. Once described as "Demented in a sophisticated sort of way", his twisted humor often manifests in his stories as unexpected twists.

 

[Black Tulip]

Dran,

I like that, very much in fact. But I just wish I had taken a look at my own public comments for something useful to quote. *sigh*

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Nope, Rumps. No bio from you yet.

Mercy buckets, to both Imp and BT.

Regressing Rumple Foreskin

 

[impressive]

I received notice yesterday from CafePress that my order had shipped. It should arrive Tuesday.

<bounce> for TheEarl

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I received notice yesterday from CafePress that my order had shipped. It should arrive Tuesday.

<bounce> for TheEarl

We need to rename, TheEarl,

http://www.piscitella.com/Tigger/pictures/static/tigger_soccer.gif

THE TIGGER

==

Imp, I just PM'ed my bio. Here's the final version:

Rumple Foreskin is a rundown, putdown, beaten down, slapped down, broken down, shot down, hung down, and kicked around Literotica porn writer who has been beaten up, tied up, chewed up, blown up, hung up, screwed up, messed up, held up, and told to shut the fuck up.

He's also written two mainstream novels and published several non-erotic short stories.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Black Tulip]

PMSL

That image is dead on, Rumple.

 

[TheEarl]

And the most wonderful thing about being an Earl is that I'm the only one!

<bounce>

The Earl

 

[impressive]

dr_m will be writing the Foreword for volume 2.

 

[TheEarl]

dr_m will be writing the Foreword for volume 2.

Was that the bit I was doing, or am I doing an introduction? Confused as to which bit I'm needed for!

The Earl

 

[impressive]

Was that the bit I was doing, or am I doing an introduction? Confused as to which bit I'm needed for!

The Earl

dr_m is playing Gwen next volume. You're doing cantdog's bit.

 

[English Lady]

dr_m is playing Gwen next volume. You're doing cantdog's bit.

That sounds really, really, really kinky.


Or maybe I'm just horny *L*

 

[TheEarl]

That sounds really, really, really kinky.


Or maybe I'm just horny *L*

Probably both.

Thanks Imp. Was worried I'd been replaced.

The Earl

 

[English Lady]

Earl, you're probably right

 

[impressive]

Probably both.

Thanks Imp. Was worried I'd been replaced.

The Earl

No one can take your place, you sexy beastie.

 

[Black Tulip]

...
Confused as to which bit I'm needed for!
...
The Earl

Really??? I thought you figured that out some while ago.

 

[TheEarl]

Really??? I thought you figured that out some while ago.

<snickers> You only want me for my body!

The Earl

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

<snickers> You only want me for my body!

The Earl

And??

 

[SlickTony]

I'd be glad to contribute. Don't have anything new at present, but would be glad to contribute something I've already written.

 

[cantdog]

Come on in, Tony, the water's fine. Polish up a piece or two, and let us know which ones so we can look at them. If ten of us pass on the story or poem, it's in, and the ed-in-chief (imp) will fit it into one or another book in the series.

And put them in the format that you can find in the first posts here in this thread. Once they're whipped into shape and formatted, ship Imp the file and watch the thing happen before your eyes.

 

[Guest]

It's CUMMMMMMING!!!!!!

 

[SlickTony]

We can submit stuff that's already in Literotica, can't we? That's what I was thinking to do. The Lot two-parter has an H rating, and another two-parter, "Carnival" and "Encore" might be considered. True, the second one has an H while the first one doesn't, but you really need to read the first one for some of the allusions in the second to make any sense. Cantcha just go into my story area and look at 'em?

 

[TheEarl]

We can submit stuff that's already in Literotica, can't we? That's what I was thinking to do. The Lot two-parter has an H rating, and another two-parter, "Carnival" and "Encore" might be considered. True, the second one has an H while the first one doesn't, but you really need to read the first one for some of the allusions in the second to make any sense. Cantcha just go into my story area and look at 'em?

I think every story that has been submitted is already posted on Lit. Just choose your favourite.

Imp: Have you got it yet, have you got it yet? Have you have you have you?

The Earl

 

[impressive]

Imp: Have you got it yet, have you got it yet? Have you have you have you?

The Earl

No, dear. I promise I'll let you know immediately! (I expect it tomorrow afternoon.)

 

[Guest]

No, dear. I promise I'll let you know immediately! (I expect it tomorrow afternoon.)

Ooh eck, my tummy is doing somersaults. I badly hope I didn't royally fuck the cover up. When you get it, please check the big, throbbing, phallic, dildo-type-cocktail shaker is correctly lined up on the spine.

Cheers, love.

(Is it like waiting for your baby to arrive?)