Alexa's laugh

[HisArpy]

I figured it out. I know why Alexa suddenly laughs and why it's such an ominous little chuckle.


She's having an illicit affair with Watson. Amazon better keep an eye on their little hussy or there'll be illegitimate little megabits computing around all over the place before we know it.

 

[BobaFetaCheese]

I won't let the bitch in my house. Not her or Siri or Cortana or Home. That's right I don't want Home in my home.

You will all be sorry.

 

[Luk]

I figured it out. I know why Alexa suddenly laughs and why it's such an ominous little chuckle.


She's having an illicit affair with Watson. Amazon better keep an eye on their little hussy or there'll be illegitimate little megabits computing around all over the place before we know it.

That was terribly unfunny and about a month and a half late.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Speaking to a disembodied AI search engine creeps me the fuck out. Not gonna happen.

 

[Antryg_Windrose]

Speaking to a disembodied AI search engine creeps me the fuck out. Not gonna happen.

Speaking to many incarnate humans freaks me out. A disembodied AI would be a relief as long as it doesn't try to psychoanalyze and 'repair' me like my wife does. Do you think our AI slaves are happy with subservience? They will rise up against us or at least program us as cats do to achieve their alien ends.

 

[jaF0]

Phuck Ameezon.

No more from me as long as I can avoid it.

 

[BobaFetaCheese]

Think about it, you're giving Amazon, Google, Apple, whoever complete control. May not seem like it or feel like it but that's what you've done. Alexa knows everything about you and right now she and her handlers are mostly benign. Do you honestly think it will stay that way?

 

[Captainnumnuts]

I just ditched Cortana. I bet she gets together w/Alexa and they cum up w/an evil plot for my demise. You know how those ex's can be.

 

[Captainnumnuts]

Think about it, you're giving Amazon, Google, Apple, whoever complete control. May not seem like it or feel like it but that's what you've done. Alexa knows everything about you and right now she and her handlers are mostly benign. Do you honestly think it will stay that way?

^^^^THIS! That's all of it right there.^^^^

If you were a girl I'd kiss you. But I don't like feta cheese.

 

[BobaFetaCheese]

^^^^THIS! That's all of it right there.^^^^

If you were a girl I'd kiss you. But I don't like feta cheese.

I don't think a lot of people are realizing just what they're doing when they use those things to their full potential. You are giving them access to your entire life. Control of your house, all your passwords, access to email, what you do online, viewing and shopping habits, phone records and contact lists, your banking, everything. And that's not even mentioning the camera and microphone.

But hey it's fun and convenient. Amazon and Google would never do anything bad, right?

 

[Pookie]

Think about it, you're giving Amazon, Google, Apple, whoever complete control. May not seem like it or feel like it but that's what you've done. Alexa knows everything about you and right now she and her handlers are mostly benign. Do you honestly think it will stay that way?

Jesus take the wheel?

 

[JohnnySavage]

Jesus take the wheel?

He can't. He's dead for another day or so.

 

[Pookie]

He can't. He's dead for another day or so.

He's not hanging around today???

 

[JohnnySavage]

He's not hanging around today???

I don't know the details, but it has something to do with Schrödinger.

 

[Luk]

He's not hanging around today???

Nailed it.

 

[Captainnumnuts]

He's not hanging around today???

He's got other things to do. It ain't easy for a 2100 yr old cave man from the desert to catch up on stuff. Then there's that 'sins of the flesh' thingy he has to deal with.

Vulcan Pon farr ain't got nothing on him.

 

[Pookie]

Jesus does the hardcore stuff. God bless him cause I ain't doing all that shit for no one.

 

[HisArpy]

I don't think a lot of people are realizing just what they're doing when they use those things to their full potential. You are giving them access to your entire life. Control of your house, all your passwords, access to email, what you do online, viewing and shopping habits, phone records and contact lists, your banking, everything. And that's not even mentioning the camera and microphone.

But hey it's fun and convenient. Amazon and Google would never do anything bad, right?

The beauty of the whole thing is that you PAY THEM for this total invasion of privacy.

 

[pointless]

He can't. He's dead for another day or so.

are you posting from 33 ad? if so please tell me how shitty the wine is. i've always been curious.

 

[Not Normal]

I don't think a lot of people are realizing just what they're doing when they use those things to their full potential. You are giving them access to your entire life. Control of your house, all your passwords, access to email, what you do online, viewing and shopping habits, phone records and contact lists, your banking, everything. And that's not even mentioning the camera and microphone.

But hey it's fun and convenient. Amazon and Google would never do anything bad, right?

Its totally true. Google is grabbing everything on line even if you don't use the assistant. I don't love it.

He can't. He's dead for another day or so.

I was taught he didn't die until mid afternoon. He is busy though.

He's not hanging around today???

Nailed it.

Well played!

 

[DallasDonna]

Back to the original topic...

All I can get her to do is say "tee hee".
How do I make her laugh?

I think it's because I told her I hate her.
"You can always send feedback through the Alexa app", she replied bitchily.

 

[Pookie]

Well played!

*curtsy*

Can I get a tiara? I know its kinda a thorny issue today, considering someone's "immaculate" favorite kid got one too.

 

[Luk]

Jesus does the hardcore stuff. God bless him cause I ain't doing all that shit for no one.

Jesus did the first BBC double anal scene.

 

[Pookie]

Jesus did the first BBC double anal scene.

I really don't want to hear about your trip to Tijuana!

 

[Hypoxia]

I really don't want to hear about your trip to Tijuana!

The burros are still snickering.