Aliens

[parodyluvr75]

I know they're are some on this board.

Tell me why you travel a bunch of light years to steal cow parts and give anal probes?

 

[islandman]

We hear that you have a really good recipe of 3-bean chili.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Aliens make chili?

I would think that would be counter productive, when the goal is probing.

 

[islandman]

The goal is the recipe. The anal probing is the process through which the best recipe is found.

Cow parts are 3-bean chili experiments gone wrong.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Evacuation element.

I'm grateful they don't like poultry in their chili.

 

[islandman]

Evacuation element.

I'm grateful they don't like poultry in their chili.

Those who eat healthy love a good roast chicken, FYI.

 

[HoHoBomb]

https://www.blastr.com/sites/blastr/files/styles/blog_post_media/public/images/DianaCastinNewV.jpg?itok=AxYw4Ohe

 

[parodyluvr75]

I hear cows are a better choice. It's true.

*eyes the poultry purloiner suspiciously*




Especially if you're avian.

 

[parodyluvr75]

https://www.blastr.com/sites/blastr/files/styles/blog_post_media/public/images/DianaCastinNewV.jpg?itok=AxYw4Ohe

Lizard people!

 

[islandman]

All aliens are carnivores.

Consider yourself warned.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Most men are carnivores in my experience.

 

[Queersetti]

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=41416100

 

[parodyluvr75]

That explains so much.

 

[Queersetti]

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/158/327/i-dont-care-what-you-say-ancient-fucking-aliens.jpg

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://xenomorph.org/images/alientoy/18alien.jpg

 

[doctor_insanus]

We're creating a race of man-eating mutant supercows. Not only will they devour your entire race, they'll blast away your atmosphere with their supercow farts. That is your destiny, humanity. Tremble.

As far as the anal probes... we're just fucking with you, there.

 

[EndCredits]

http://i.imgur.com/vbAPQY6.gif

 

[parodyluvr75]

What is your stance on poultry?



It's a good thing Fata is not posting, that avatar would drive her buggy.

 

[SuprSalor]

What is your stance on poultry?

http://www.chick-fil-a.com/Media/Img/catalog/Pressroom/ImageLibrary/cows/Chick-fil-A-Cow-lg.jpg?download=true

 

[parodyluvr75]

^^^evil alien