All This Alt Stuff

[gotsnowgotslush]

Who the "a jello" person was trying to attract, when they first barged in, swinging their internet penis- and who they are trying to attract now...

*leaves me feeling very confused*

 

[girlsmiley]

Oh my god, you'd make a cute couple.

She is pretty cute.

 

[Bookishleigh]

That's not on the table.

Of course not, you asshole. It's obviously on the floor.

She is pretty cute.

If we are talking about me, thank you. I was trying to find a picture to put up in my profile but got lazy and took a nap instead. If we are talking about someone else, clue me in on who we are talking about so I can hit on her.

 

[Hashtag35]

but...but...ROB!!!!

 

[Queersetti]

She is pretty cute.

She's cute and smart and funny and apparently, likes to wear a strap on.

 

[Luk]

She's cute and smart and funny and apparently, likes to wear a strap on.

 

[girlsmiley]

She's cute and smart and funny and apparently, likes to wear a strap on.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/d2Z32wTIuPl6iHuw/giphy.gif

 

[girlsmiley]

If we are talking about me, thank you. I was trying to find a picture to put up in my profile but got lazy and took a nap instead. If we are talking about someone else, clue me in on who we are talking about so I can hit on her.

You're welcome.

My daughter told me yesterday that naps are for kids and adults should call them "horizontal life pauses."

 

[Hashtag35]

Who cares?

If you were subjected to the hashtag judgmental/ attention seeking posts, you'd care.

 

[Queersetti]

If you were subjected to the hashtag judgmental/ attention seeking posts, you'd care.

Oh please, I've been trolled by smart people.

 

[hashtag69]

Who has time for all that fuckwittery?

Conager. I mean, holy shit.

 

[hashtag24]

You already made a male alt and hit on me.

What a dumb paki.

 

[Bookishleigh]

You're welcome.

My daughter told me yesterday that naps are for kids and adults should call them "horizontal life pauses."

I saw this yesterday and I swiped it. It makes it sound like my life is a sporting event.

http://i.imgur.com/9MpKHYE.jpg

 

[Debbie]

You're assuming I'm actually me.

Who would you be
if you weren't Queersetti

thinking on my feet
channeling complete

~

cleaver

I heard a rumour I might be Kitty Mama and got a case of the giggles.

 

[Queersetti]

I saw this yesterday and I swiped it. It makes it sound like my life is a sporting event.

http://i.imgur.com/9MpKHYE.jpg

Are you trying to get her wet?

 

[Lancecastor]

Too bad Guest died.

 

[Queersetti]

Who would you be
if you weren't Queersetti

Most of the people I'd be are dead. That's a scary thought.

Back in the day, Honeylick and I would pretend to be each other's alt, and we had more than a few ninnies believing it. I wouldn't want those giant gazongas though, they seem inconvenient.

 

[Queersetti]

Too bad Guest died.

Calling them Guests was a real oxymoron.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

My ignore list is growing by #leaps&bounds...

 

[lovetoread]

She's cute and smart and funny and apparently, likes to wear a strap on.

she is now my hero

 

[raindancer]

I can't handle all the catfishing and ghosting! So, I just post with myself.

 

[Conager]

I can't handle all the catfishing and ghosting! So, I just post with myself.

:nods:

Good self-care is essential.

 

[hashtag24]

:nods:

Good self-care is essential.

Connie enjoys watching women give self-care.

 

[Conager]

Connie enjoys watching women give self-care.

Indeed, I do.

(Robbie thinks it is "icky.")

 

[hashtag24]

Indeed, I do.

(Robbie thinks it is "icky.")

Not icky. Just sad that your repertoire is limited to paying cam girls.