Alpha/Dom/Beta/Cunta

[smoothg103rd]

Erm no. If we're talking about what I want it would be the third lane of the M1.

Whatever the hell that is

 

[smoothg103rd]

Steady Poke. He might come out from behind his mum's hanky!

How bad you want to see how I look?

 

[Pookie]

Steady Poke. He might come out from behind his mum's hanky!

As long as he stays a few inches away, I'll be safe.

 

[eyerami]

Same rule applies to being nice: if you have to tell everyone you are, you're not.

~ waves to Blurt Bitch who tells everyone how she is - ALL. THE. TIME. ~

How come you don't submit yourself to your wannabe wisdom FIRST, wannabe you?

http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/laughing/roflmao.gif

 

[Pookie]

~ waves to Blurt Bitch who tells everyone how she is - ALL. THE. TIME. ~

How come you don't submit yourself to your wannabe wisdom FIRST, wannabe you?

http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/laughing/roflmao.gif

Fuck! We said "little binkie" one too many times!

 

[smoothg103rd]

Fuck! We said "little binkie" one too many times!

And too the wrong person

 

[Wings]

~ waves to Blurt Bitch who tells everyone how she is - ALL. THE. TIME. ~

How come you don't submit yourself to your wannabe wisdom FIRST, wannabe you?

http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/laughing/roflmao.gif

Eyer! My tiny, little, buddy. How've ya been? Good? How's the Walmart treating you today? I hope well.

 

[Hard_Rom]

As long as he stays a few inches away, I'll be safe.

I don't think your safety is the issue. It's having to clean up the blood splatter from the backswing.

 

[Pookie]

I don't think your safety is the issue. It's having to clean up the blood splatter from the backswing.

If he's using tampons like I suspect, then the cleanup will be minimal.

And I stress "minimal". *nods*

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Eyer! My tiny, little, buddy. How've ya been? Good? How's the Walmart treating you today? I hope well.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/259cce9f6f0bdab3ecc2e9ffcd8a710c/tumblr_inline_n7hokvXyhG1sos8f4.gif

 

[Hard_Rom]

http://38.media.tumblr.com/259cce9f6f0bdab3ecc2e9ffcd8a710c/tumblr_inline_n7hokvXyhG1sos8f4.gif

Which one is eyer? The rodent or the little girl?

 

[Lancecastor]

You want to be ignorant, fake, dumb and broke?

Dat's so hood, yo.

Luk, "being awesome" like Rollins says.

 

[yossi]

Beta is a tape or a fish. Alpha is the beginning of the alphabet and Dom when doubled is like a lollipop. Oh no, that's dum. Ignore that last bit.

 

[lovetoread]

https://www.ohnuts.com/noapp/showImage.cfm/extra-large/DumDumPops1.jpg

 

[yossi]

I like the mystery flavor best; a little intrigue with dessert.

 

[Conager]

Apparently, around these parts, an "Alpha" is tall and spends a lot of time labeling men as "Betas" which increases his stature further.

Bonus points are self awarded for discussing other men's trousers.

The nubiles seem disinterested in this penis jousting.

 

[lovetoread]

Fata, you have to watch this

https://66.media.tumblr.com/150ed261313319ef570e82aa8aa17782/tumblr_o9xg0um4ux1qd109xo2_400.gif

Its like what all of Stephen King's movies should have been.

 

[thør]

http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL1390/5705868/11310500/412669375.jpg

 

[Fata Morgana]

Fata, you have to watch this

https://66.media.tumblr.com/150ed261313319ef570e82aa8aa17782/tumblr_o9xg0um4ux1qd109xo2_400.gif

Its like what all of Stephen King's movies should have been.

Wow. That's got an amazingly high score on imd. Never heard of it and not sure if it's in here. Hope it's not Sky Atlantic which I can't get. I'll definitely look out for it though.

 

[doctor_insanus]

https://d.justpo.st/media/images/2014/04/993db21408976da60addecc62b3ea2b2.jpg

 

[Fata Morgana]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/1b22b4ac-4b8e-42bb-9c6b-6f345aead39f_zpsqgbvdbsm.gif

 

[Sean]

Wow. That's got an amazingly high score on imd. Never heard of it and not sure if it's in here. Hope it's not Sky Atlantic which I can't get. I'll definitely look out for it though.

It's on UK Netflix.

 

[doctor_insanus]

https://storage.googleapis.com/vidsums/d8cae4dd-9860-419b-a660-b403a068139f_text.gif

 

[Fata Morgana]

It's on UK Netflix.

Don't have netflix. Bollocks.

 

[Horse_Labia]

https://storage.googleapis.com/vidsums/d8cae4dd-9860-419b-a660-b403a068139f_text.gif

You stallion.