Alternate Job Titles...

[TN_Vixen]

Someone would be like "no... i don't thinks so ..." I'd say... "What's the matter, man? don't you wanna help the little crippled kids?"

heheheh I didn't last long... either

That's just wrong! (laughing) Preying on people using your childhood lesson of guilt trips as an effective means to humilate and control. dog.

woof.

 

[riff]

Someone would be like "no... i don't thinks so ..." I'd say... "What's the matter, man? don't you wanna help the little crippled kids?"

heheheh I didn't last long... either

That's just wrong! (laughing) Preying on people using your childhood lesson of guilt trips as an effective means to humilate and control. dog.

woof.

It's sales baby.... i know all the tricks...

 

[Temptress_1960]

I work in a small company that employs about 20 people. When the mail comes, if it is addressed to someone we don't employ, such as the "safety officer," we ask for volunteers.

You can pick up some pretty cool job titles that way. The titles may not bear any relation to real life, but at my place of employment, we all find real life to be a bit surreal and confusing LOL.

I am the human resources manager, the payroll department, purchaser of accounting software, and several other obscure things that I can't remember. Sometimes I can stretch my abilities and become someone like the post office liaison.

And if anyone makes an angry request to speak to the front office personnel's supervisor, Presto!!! I am that supervisor.

Officially, though, and in the concept referred to as real life, I am the bookkeeper.