American Sentences

[captainman2018]

While Peeking Into The Bedroom

I saw Liz licking Pam's thigh before pulling down panties to suck cunt.

 

[Tzara]

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Records

I don't have 45s, just LPs. I'll play some for you, if you like.




Oh, yes. The languorous luxury of 33 1/3 as opposed to the frenetic and stumpy 45 rpm.
And that huge center hole. Like an open mouth! So... hungry.

 

[Angeline]

EJ Korvette's

A long wall of 45s stretched out like treasures in Aladdin's cave.



(One of the first 45s I ever bought )

 

[captainman2018]

What The Scent Makes Me Do

The scent of her wet skin made me want to probe her ass until I cum.

 

[greenmountaineer]

Sometimes I wonder whatever happened to Jesus Christ Superstar?

 

[Tzara]

17 Syllables in Search of a Metaphor

Some people have long tongues. I do not. But I have enthusiasm.

 

[Angeline]

Dearth of Politesse

Metaphors are, sadly, underrated and also they're underused.

 

[Tzara]

Bad Day with My Hands

Endorsing a check, my signature looks like a sick caterpillar.

 

[Angeline]

Soul Clap Its Hands

When my breath falters I long for Byzantium and its golden bough.

 

[Remec]

Delayed Trip

Sailing to Byzantium postponed; forgot my Dramamine again.

 

[Angeline]

Delayed Trip

Sailing to Byzantium postponed; forgot my Dramamine again.

/snort

Perne This Gyre!

Here I was all serious and you pipe up with your God-Byzanned puns.

 

[Tzara]

Uselessness

The surface of a pond no creature touches, that no wind ever stirs.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Dreaming of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, took all my sleep.

 

[Tzara]

Some friendships are like a landscape in which I am always signing rocks.

 

[Tzara]

If I stopped buying books today, I'll still never read all those I own.


Which knowledge does not stop my buying them. It's an addiction though, I hope, a benign one.

 

[darkerdreamer]

The hardest part about drowning yourself is the first breath that you take.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

If I stopped buying books today, I'll still never read all those I own.


Which knowledge does not stop my buying them. It's an addiction though, I hope, a benign one.

Bought three more today, bookcase, boxes, Kindle, Play books all full: still tempted.

 

[Tzara]

0001 0001 Syllables

Or eleven, hexadecimal. Get used to it, people: Nerd rule.

 

[Tzara]

Late Spring

The Olympics were beautiful today. I still can't open this can.

 

[Tzara]

Mother's Day

I gave my mother roses and cheese. I know. It's hard to explain that.

 

[Tzara]

Nearing on the Summer Solstice

I don't know who invented the sundress, but God bless them: Tiny Tim.

 

[Angeline]

Broken No More

Our friendship is repaired and she feeds memories to me like honey.

 

[Tzara]

It's Called a Psychiatrist, Dimwit!

I seek someone I can talk to, without editing myself. Fat chance.

 

[Tzara]

Thirteen Concepts in Seventeen Syllables

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen. . .

 

[Angeline]

Too Many Therapists

The Freudian sucked, but the narrative psychologist was just right.