Ammerican Goods

We have the best weed in the world...and prob more of it than anyone else too.
 
We've established your chocolate tastes like vomit.

What else you got?

See, the problem with our chocolate is that there is virtually no chocolate in it.

In fact most of what is truly American was created by committee in a board room from space-age polymers, salt, fat (cheapest possible) and sugar. Otherwise it's all been brought here from other places because this is a nation of immigrants.
 
See, the problem with our chocolate is that there is virtually no chocolate in it.

In fact most of what is truly American was created by committee in a board room from space-age polymers, salt, fat (cheapest possible) and sugar. Otherwise it's all been brought here from other places because this is a nation of immigrants.

Hersheys = vomit & cocoa powder. There's a shop somewhere near Notts that does Yank confectionery. I must try a tootsie roll, although they look a bit foul.
 
We've established your chocolate tastes like vomit.

What else you got?

I started making a list, but most of it is made in China. I'll stick with BBQ. Maybe fried pickles. Bagels, real boiled-before-baked, bagels.
 
I started making a list, but most of it is made in China. I'll stick with BBQ. Maybe fried pickles. Bagels, real boiled-before-baked, bagels.

Send me some white puddings next week. We've had a new lad start at work who's Irish and I've already got him on a white pudding run for me when he goes home.
 
Send me some white puddings next week. We've had a new lad start at work who's Irish and I've already got him on a white pudding run for me when he goes home.

Fortnight Saturday. I've already got some orders to bring back here. I think I should start a púd bán export company—my fortune would be secure.
 
What breakfast one?

You Anglos are weird when it comes to food, no matter the side of the pond.
 
We've established your chocolate tastes like vomit.

What else you got?

We've got quite a lot. What have you got? I hear not too much good about British food. Fish and chips = fried fish and fries? Bangers and mash=sausages? Not impressed.
 
We learned how to factory farm cattle, pigs, sheep, anything really. We have cheap meat out the wazzoo. We got whoppers, big macs, McChickens, tacos, those tiny burgers that are like my favorite of all burgers...
 
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