Amuse me.

[AusTess]

Well, for openers is that your incredible tush in your AV? And if not, do you know who's it is? Because I think I want to run away with her and have her bear my children. Or in the alternative, I'll bear her children.

Nope,it aint mine.
I dunno who's it is.

Kinda uh,nice aint it?

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Nope,it aint mine.
I dunno who's it is.

Kinda uh,nice aint it?

Kinda nice? KINDA nice???? No its not KINDA nice, its absolutely freaking incredible!!!!

But I'm sure yours is just as nice, if not better.

 

[AusTess]

Kinda nice? KINDA nice???? No its not KINDA nice, its absolutely freaking incredible!!!!

But I'm sure yours is just as nice, if not better.

Nup,mine is cute,but it aint in the same level as this one.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Nup,mine is cute,but it aint in the same level as this one.

And of course my response (being both gallant & perverted) is to say that I don't believe you, so prove it to me.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[AusTess]

And of course my response (being both gallant & perverted) is to say that I don't believe you, so prove it to me.

I couldn't show you my arse.

Sheesh,what kinda girl do you think i am?

 

[AusTess]

I tried but you called me a slut...


Bitch.

I was prasing you baby.

No shit.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

I tried but you called me a slut...


Bitch.

And speaking of incredible AV tushes. Tess, sorry, I just moved on. Brat..are you free tonite...er, call it this morning?

 

[AusTess]

And speaking of incredible AV tushes. Tess, sorry, I just moved on. Brat..are you free tonite...er, call it this morning?

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Sure Tess, now get all sexy on me, sticking your tongue out. A little while ago you were to good to show me your tush. Hmmpf!

 

[patient1]

So a couple of bored dealers were standing at the craps table when this beautiful blonde walks up & puts down $20,000.

"Do you mind If I bet it all on one roll?"
The dealers agreed.

"Do you mind if I get completely nude before I shoot, I just feel luckier that way?"She quickly stripped, yelled "Mamma needs new clothes!" as she rattled the dice & shot.

"I've won! I've won!" She jumped up & down, quickly hugged both
men, gathered up her clothes & chips & left.

Finally one dealer said to the other"What'd she get?"

"I don't know, I thought YOU were watching!"

MORAL- Not all blondes are dumb, but men are men.

 

[AusTess]

Sure Tess, now get all sexy on me, sticking your tongue out. A little while ago you were to good to show me your tush. Hmmpf!

I wasn't being sexy.

I was being pissy at your obvious arse-av-fuckleness.

 

[AusTess]

I wasn't being sexy.

I was being pissy at your obvious arse-av-fuckleness.

*Cracks up*

I actually meant fickleness.

But ya knew that,right?

 

[TWB]

Yeah, but what would Freud say?

 

[AusTess]

He'd say,



"That was some slip,Tess.How bout we call it a freudian?"


And there ya have it.

 

[TWB]

Or maybe he would dive into your fickleness about anal sex?

 

[AusTess]

Or maybe he would dive into your fickleness about anal sex?

That's where you are wrong Mr Smarty no Pants.

I'm an anal virgin and i plan on staying that way.

I mean puhlease,i crap from there.
And if you'd smelt the dunny after i been in there with the newspaper,you wouldn't wanna go near my arse either.




Ha.

 

[TWB]

That's where you are wrong Mr Smarty no Pants.

I'm an anal virgin and i plan on staying that way.

I mean puhlease,i crap from there.
And if you'd smelt the dunny after i been in there with the newspaper,you wouldn't wanna go near my arse either.




Ha.

OK, now I'm amused.

 

[AusTess]

OK, now I'm amused.

Then my work here is done.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[AusTess]

aahh, such a fickle man.

Fuckle,even.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[AusTess]

And i look even better out of black.



I thought you'd like it.

Orange?

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[IrishWolfhound]

aahh, such a fickle man.

Not fickle...she rejected me...then a holy vision (your av) appeared and a voice from the heavens said "Go for it you dumb-ass mick". For some reason the voices I hear from the heavens NEVER sound biblical.