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Re: ok.... used liquid soap..

MaximusPhalicus said:


Sorry..... had to use some liquid soap myself to clean up.... Now how to explain this chocolate stain on our study chair????

OK... Stupid new guy question. What happens next?

You make a dare now :)
 
Re: Singing the praises of liquid soap

Midnighter said:
I remember watching some news show a coupla years back (one of the real ones (Jim Lehrer, WS Week in Review), not the network propoganda ones, and they were talking, believe it or not, about liquid soap. Apparently the claims that they're anti-bacterial are compeltely false, since they don't really add anything to the soap to MAKE it antibacterial. As we all know the major ingredient in soap is lye, which could easily strip your skin off your bones, or the paint off a car, etc. It's the lye, tap water (which contains trace amounts of chlorine) and other factors (like temperature) that actually kill the bacteria.

Anyways *grins* Getting to my point. The guy they were interviewing on this show said that liquid soaps were violating FFA and other various federal laws and statutes and should be removed from stores entirely. He had other reasoning, of course, and I had the sneaking suspicion that his daddy was leaving him a soap bar factory when he died.

I just would like SaraPet to know that I'd like nothing more than to e-mail those pics you just took to this 'soap expert' and see how quickly he changes his tune.

*ponders*

That was a pretty damn weird post. Even for me. *heh*

Damn sexy pics from a damn sexy lady. Thanks for sharing :)


*L* thank you Midnighter!
 
Class is in session

*heh* You have to take most of my posts with a grain of salt. I had a tragic accident as a child. Hit my head on a table, and ever since I've thought I'm some kinda investigative TV journalist. I have a tendency to yak on and on about the stupidest things.

Case in point *hmmmm*

*heh* Glad you learned somethin' AmatoriuS, although I hope you'll agree with me that I took much more away from Sara's pics than I ever did from a PBS interview.

Well.. unless you count that time Charlie Rose interviewed Posh Spice naked.

Err.. Posh was naked, not Charlie. *whistles innocently*

*waves to Freya* Wow. You're like a living legend around here and you talked to me! *titters like a school-girl* I will NEVER wash this monitor screen again *swoons* *winks*
 
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Re: Class is in session

Midnighter said:
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*waves to Freya* Wow. You're like a living legend around here and you talked to me! *titters like a school-girl* I will NEVER wash this monitor screen again *swoons* *winks* [/B]

OMG! You're nuts! Living legend indeed! LMAO...you are too funny!
 
Not nuts

I am so not nuts.

I'm like cashews, maybe, but I heard those were really considered a fruit.
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: ok.... used liquid soap..

MaximusPhalicus said:


Freya, describe for us your special oral technique that would drive us wild.


hmmm..I WAS going to leave so I could go to bed...but I have GOT to stay for this!

**getting out pen and paper**
 
Re: Re: Re: ok.... used liquid soap..

MaximusPhalicus said:


OK..... Since SPet has already done one, and Mr. Dork is scaring me with his talk of sticky stuff, I choose Freya...

...and since she's already graced us with her "Strip Tease" series it won't be a photo one...

ohhhh Max...you are funny! Im not scary!
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: ok.... used liquid soap..

MaximusPhalicus said:


Freya, describe for us your special oral technique that would drive us wild.

Well, I won't start anything without a long, wet, deep kiss first.....running my tongue along his lips, sucking his tongue into my mouth, biting and sucking on his lips...I will then move my mouth down his body.....licking and flicking on his ears...sucking the earlobe....gentle, soft kisses along the neck and collarbone...moving my way down the chest....taking a nipple into my mouth...nibbling lightly and sucking...licking my way over to the other nipple and doing the same....my warm, wet tongue moving farther down the body...over the stomach...gentle nips on the hipbones....kissing along the groin area.....nibbling on the thighs....hair falling over his heated, aroused cock....feeling the heat radiating against my face....cupping his balls in my hand.....lightly kissing and then sucking them into my mouth...hands pressing into his hips to prevent any movement....my warm tongue and hot breath trailing up the shaft...licking all around the head...tasting that male flavour....licking off any drops that might be appearing....blowing lightly, the air feeling cool from the wetness that my tongue left....taking the head into my mouth, tongue flicking the tip, probing at the tiny hole there.....sliding it deeper into my mouth...tongue constantly moving, licking, tasting...relaxing my jaw and throat to encompass the entire length...head moving up and down, feeling so hot and wet against his skin...feeling the pressure as he wants to move his hips to thrust deeper into my mouth, but still holding him down with my hands...feeling the tension and rising excitement as he nears the point of explosion...letting him know by the look in my eyes that I want to taste him in my mouth
 
Oral technique critique

Yep. *coughs*

That'll get the job done alright.

*adjusts himself*

*coughs* *blushes*
 
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Freya2 said:


Well, I won't start anything without a long, wet, deep kiss first.....running my tongue along his lips, sucking his tongue into my mouth, biting and sucking on his lips...I will then move my mouth down his body.....licking and flicking on his ears...sucking the earlobe....gentle, soft kisses along the neck and collarbone...moving my way down the chest....taking a nipple into my mouth...nibbling lightly and sucking...licking my way over to the other nipple and doing the same....my warm, wet tongue moving farther down the body...over the stomach...gentle nips on the hipbones....kissing along the groin area.....nibbling on the thighs....hair falling over his heated, aroused cock....feeling the heat radiating against my face....cupping his balls in my hand.....lightly kissing and then sucking them into my mouth...hands pressing into his hips to prevent any movement....my warm tongue and hot breath trailing up the shaft...licking all around the head...tasting that male flavour....licking off any drops that might be appearing....blowing lightly, the air feeling cool from the wetness that my tongue left....taking the head into my mouth, tongue flicking the tip, probing at the tiny hole there.....sliding it deeper into my mouth...tongue constantly moving, licking, tasting...relaxing my jaw and throat to encompass the entire length...head moving up and down, feeling so hot and wet against his skin...feeling the pressure as he wants to move his hips to thrust deeper into my mouth, but still holding him down with my hands...feeling the tension and rising excitement as he nears the point of explosion...letting him know by the look in my eyes that I want to taste him in my mouth



WoW!

Freya....

does anyone else feel like a cigarette.
 
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Freya2 said:


Well, I won't start anything without a long, wet, deep kiss first.....<snip>...letting him know by the look in my eyes that I want to taste him in my mouth

<insert comment about loss of breath and tightness of underwear>
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: ok.... used liquid soap..

Freya2 said:


Well, I won't start anything without a long, wet, deep kiss first.....running my tongue along his lips, sucking his tongue into my mouth, biting and sucking on his lips...I will then move my mouth down his body.....licking and flicking on his ears...sucking the earlobe....gentle, soft kisses along the neck and collarbone...moving my way down the chest....taking a nipple into my mouth...nibbling lightly and sucking...licking my way over to the other nipple and doing the same....my warm, wet tongue moving farther down the body...over the stomach...gentle nips on the hipbones....kissing along the groin area.....nibbling on the thighs....hair falling over his heated, aroused cock....feeling the heat radiating against my face....cupping his balls in my hand.....lightly kissing and then sucking them into my mouth...hands pressing into his hips to prevent any movement....my warm tongue and hot breath trailing up the shaft...licking all around the head...tasting that male flavour....licking off any drops that might be appearing....blowing lightly, the air feeling cool from the wetness that my tongue left....taking the head into my mouth, tongue flicking the tip, probing at the tiny hole there.....sliding it deeper into my mouth...tongue constantly moving, licking, tasting...relaxing my jaw and throat to encompass the entire length...head moving up and down, feeling so hot and wet against his skin...feeling the pressure as he wants to move his hips to thrust deeper into my mouth, but still holding him down with my hands...feeling the tension and rising excitement as he nears the point of explosion...letting him know by the look in my eyes that I want to taste him in my mouth


^5 Sister!!! yeah!
 
Ok my dare....Midnighter, you may I have noticed that I didn't quite finish that....finish my tale from the man's point of view.
 
I'm thinking of proposing to Sara...those were the cleanest dirty pictures I've ever seen!!!

So hot!
 
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