An Idea...
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princess4u
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spaceACE said:
"lit looks good on me" - indeed it does ACE ~
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Freya's response
Sorry to make you wait so long for my response, Freya. Reality is a harsh mistress. Well here's the rest of that tale from a man's perspective.
(Warning: Brutal honesty ahead! Read at your own risk!)
Ah... here I am on a Humpday night, with a good, fine woman in my lap and a cold beer by the TV, and.. hmm.. I can't seem to reach my beer. *looks down* Wow.. she's really goin' at it too. Look at that head bobbing up and down, and her lips are like a vacuum seal and stuff. *ponders* Maybe if I use my backscratcher here I can reach it *stretches for the beer*
Dammit. Too far *sighs* Oh well.. can't complain too much I guess. Oh.. oh.. that was nice.. that thing with tongue.. oh yeah. Maybe I should get her something. A card? *hmm* I don't think Hallmark makes "Thanks for the Blowjob" cards. Maybe I'll go to Spencer's. They have crazy shit there. I remember once they sold a Yoda mask with a hitler mustache. I laughed and laughed... *happy sighs* I wonder if she'd be mad if I cut the TV on. A mood breaker? Yeah.. could be. Something about Regis Philbin just makes dicks limp all over the country.
*reaches down to fondle her breasts* Oh yeah.. I'm such a Don Juan. *puffs up* Man.. if she keeps sucking I think I'm gonna turn inside out. things are starting to go numb. Better moan a bit to let her know I'm ready to cum. *moans and stuff* Okay.. there she goes. Playing with my balls, slurping like crazy. I wonder what would happen if she sneezed right now. *thinks about it* Ow. *frowns* Maybe I should tell her not to sneeze. *thinks* Err.. but what if I startle her when I say that and it makes her sneeze? *hmm* I'll just be real still. *grunts* Okay.. here we go.. the fawcets are on full blast now. Whooaaa.. and here I go. Right in her mouth. Damn that's hot. And she's slurping it down like it's champagne. Mmm.. champagne. Beer. Just a second and I can reach that beer. *big grins*
As she finishes and leans back with a satisfied grin on her lips and wipe with the back of her hand, smearing the last bit of cum off her chin, her lover looks down at her and says the only thing he can say:
"Baby.. why are you so good to me?"
*bows*
It may have not been pretty, but that's as about as close to the truth as I can come. *winks* If ya want something more... erotic, I'd be glad to redo it, Freya. It's up to youas whether or not I met the requirement for your dare. *winks*
Sorry to make you wait so long for my response, Freya. Reality is a harsh mistress. Well here's the rest of that tale from a man's perspective.
(Warning: Brutal honesty ahead! Read at your own risk!)
Ah... here I am on a Humpday night, with a good, fine woman in my lap and a cold beer by the TV, and.. hmm.. I can't seem to reach my beer. *looks down* Wow.. she's really goin' at it too. Look at that head bobbing up and down, and her lips are like a vacuum seal and stuff. *ponders* Maybe if I use my backscratcher here I can reach it *stretches for the beer*
Dammit. Too far *sighs* Oh well.. can't complain too much I guess. Oh.. oh.. that was nice.. that thing with tongue.. oh yeah. Maybe I should get her something. A card? *hmm* I don't think Hallmark makes "Thanks for the Blowjob" cards. Maybe I'll go to Spencer's. They have crazy shit there. I remember once they sold a Yoda mask with a hitler mustache. I laughed and laughed... *happy sighs* I wonder if she'd be mad if I cut the TV on. A mood breaker? Yeah.. could be. Something about Regis Philbin just makes dicks limp all over the country.
*reaches down to fondle her breasts* Oh yeah.. I'm such a Don Juan. *puffs up* Man.. if she keeps sucking I think I'm gonna turn inside out. things are starting to go numb. Better moan a bit to let her know I'm ready to cum. *moans and stuff* Okay.. there she goes. Playing with my balls, slurping like crazy. I wonder what would happen if she sneezed right now. *thinks about it* Ow. *frowns* Maybe I should tell her not to sneeze. *thinks* Err.. but what if I startle her when I say that and it makes her sneeze? *hmm* I'll just be real still. *grunts* Okay.. here we go.. the fawcets are on full blast now. Whooaaa.. and here I go. Right in her mouth. Damn that's hot. And she's slurping it down like it's champagne. Mmm.. champagne. Beer. Just a second and I can reach that beer. *big grins*
As she finishes and leans back with a satisfied grin on her lips and wipe with the back of her hand, smearing the last bit of cum off her chin, her lover looks down at her and says the only thing he can say:
"Baby.. why are you so good to me?"
*bows*
It may have not been pretty, but that's as about as close to the truth as I can come. *winks* If ya want something more... erotic, I'd be glad to redo it, Freya. It's up to youas whether or not I met the requirement for your dare. *winks*
