An Introduction - how would you do yours?

[Svenskaflicka]

You seem so familiar to me.

Which one?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Which one?

The pretty one.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Careful, a similar line caused a war once!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Careful, a similar line caused a war once!

I will silence my mouth...but only on this thread.

 

[yui]

I support myself by hosting a phone and cam sex service under the name "Naked Ass Red Neck In Appalachia" (NARNIA, for short).

You are lion, you witch! You live in a wardrobe (not a cabin).

So very sorry…very lame…couldn't resist…leaving now…

Shamefully,

Yui

 

[fifty5]

Introduction

HI,

I'm a dirty old man.

I'm also a wannabe author.

And an 'is' flirt (or more, if you offer, girl - and are this side of the briny).

Love and lust,

Eff

 

[cloudy]

Okay, you alter egos....you're supposed to let the other personalities know when you're going to do something like this!

~The Others:

Cloudy/Sweetsubsarahh/Lauren.....

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Okay, you alter egos....you're supposed to let the other personalities know when you're going to do something like this!

~The Others:

Cloudy/Sweetsubsarahh/Lauren.....

It's all her fault, she uses my body to support her twisted imagination, I am a mere vessel.

 

[Kassiana]

I'm Kassiana. I write erotica and X-men stories. I also own far too many birds, enjoy sunlight and white merlot (mixed with orange juice and lemonade), and am far too vanilla for most of you. And for the others, I'm married and not interested in doing anything real with you.

Of course, if that changes, I'll let you know.

 

[Guest]

like the three faces of Eve, but one face fell off.

Cracked me up again, doll. P.

 

[Guest]

The pretty one.

Back to my big toe again I see.

 

[Guest]

It's all her fault, she uses my body to support her twisted imagination, I am a mere vessel.

I see you more as the cardboard tube inside my loo roll. If I didn't have you, I'd unravel, completely.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I see you more as the cardboard tube inside my loo roll. If I didn't have you, I'd unravel, completely.

Your words are like sweet poetry covered in a chocolate shell drizzled with caramel and just a dot of arsenic.

I love you.

 

[Fag-Ash_Lil]

Got any spare ciggies?

I'm insane. My creator tells me so but I don't believe him. It's a Commie plot to keep me short of ciggies.

Fag-Ash

PS. HE said I should add 'aka jeanne_d_artois and oggbashan'. Dunno why but he gave me some ciggies so I did.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Got any spare ciggies?

I'm insane. My creator tells me so but I don't believe him. It's a Commie plot to keep me short of ciggies.

Fag-Ash

PS. HE said I should add 'aka jeanne_d_artois and oggbashan'. Dunno why but he gave me some ciggies so I did.

LIL!!!!
Missed you begging for cigs.......insane is good.

 

[Fag-Ash_Lil]

Hi, ABS.

Got any ciggies?

HE told me I oughta ave a sig, wotever that is. So I ave.

(Jeanne wrote it for me and gave me some ciggies. She's a good girl. Snicker!)

Fag-Ash

 

[LadyJeanne]

Hi, ABS.

Got any ciggies?

HE told me I oughta ave a sig, wotever that is. So I ave.

(Jeanne wrote it for me and gave me some ciggies. She's a good girl. Snicker!)

Fag-Ash

She's talking about the other Jeanne. I'm not such a good girl.

Jeannie, Jean, Jeanne
hunts Fag-Ash_Lil, the cigarette queen.
She lights Lil's fag and makes her cream.
Now write your stories; fulfill your dream!

 

[oggbashan]

She's talking about the other Jeanne. I'm not such a good girl.

Jeannie, Jean, Jeanne
hunts Fag-Ash_Lil, the cigarette queen.
She lights Lil's fag and makes her cream.
Now write your stories; fulfill your dream!

Jeanne D'Artois, the real one, not jeanne_d_artois the pseudonym of og, was no Lady. She was a Countess of Royal Blood which didn't stop her from being a bitch and a reputed witch. She was never convicted of being a witch because all the witnesses against her either died suddenly or vanished. She and her family were like 14th century versions of Chicago gangsters. She is a blot on the escutcheon of the Capet dynasty of Kings but was useful to them in eliminating rivals to the throne.

Eventually she became an embarrassment and was ordered to retire to her country estates. I doubt that she took to knitting unless with men's entrails.

jeanne_d_artois, the pseudonym, is better behaved, unlike Fag-Ash_Lil. Lil might learn to write one day in the Humor and Satire category - if I supply her with enough duty-free ciggies.

Og

 

[Guest]

Your words are like sweet poetry covered in a chocolate shell drizzled with caramel and just a dot of arsenic.

I love you.

LOL!

I love you, too, sis.

 

[Absoloution]

Got any spare ciggies?

I'm insane. My creator tells me so but I don't believe him. It's a Commie plot to keep me short of ciggies.

Fag-Ash

PS. HE said I should add 'aka jeanne_d_artois and oggbashan'. Dunno why but he gave me some ciggies so I did.

OMG! She's back!!!

You're even more bloody crazy than us, and that's saying something!

AbsoLoution

 

[Absoloution]

Hi, ABS.

Got any ciggies?

HE told me I oughta ave a sig, wotever that is. So I ave.

(Jeanne wrote it for me and gave me some ciggies. She's a good girl. Snicker!)

Fag-Ash

I told her we needed a siggy (not ciggy, she smokes, I don't).

I ended up doing it myself.

Yeah, with my help.

 

[jeanne_d_artois]

Bonjour, chacun.

I am the sensible one of the triumvirate of Fag-Ash_Lil, oggbashan, and I.

Fag-Ash is certified insane. You can't expect anything but incessant demands for 'ciggies' and unbecoming behaviour.

Og is just weird. You never know whether he'll write one of his boring rants, a long involved story, a short story, or a story that is so off-the-wall that he must be snorting something. He doesn't: his mind is permanently twisted. I think it was the Rugby, rock-climbing, motorcycle sport, horseriding etc. in his younger years. If he had been any good at them... He wasn't. He fell off everything, usually landing on his back or his head. He does have a thick skull but something gets through occasionally.

I'm just perfect. Why not? I'm an invention. I'm polite, well spoken with a slight French accent, well shaped in the right places and a liar.

All three of us are pseudonyms for a boring do-gooder who annoys City Hall, badgers elected representatives, serves on more committees than there are meals in a week, and has so many official titles he has to have a badge to tell him who he is today. Vice-President of the Chamber of Commerce is the usual one if he can't remember what he is supposed to be. He does have a chain of office with that role. Goes nicely with his Henry VIII costume.

jeanne_d_artois

PS. Og's beard isn't the colour shown in his AV. He uses stage makeup to cover the white. As Father Christmas he uses his own beard. He usually gets it pulled by small children who don't believe it is real.

 

[cantdog]

You are right, Jeanne. What an dear man he is, to be sure!

Eccentricity is one of the marks or a robust mind.