Anal Costs Extra

[BrattyLinds2]

I have a title that came to mind and it made me giggle a bit. I have a very basic idea in play where a woman jokingly says, "Anal costs extra." The thing is, the person she is speaking with takes it seriously; like a business transaction. Like, "Okay, how much?"

There are two directions I could take things.
1.) A (newer?) porn actress said this. Is the money offered enough to convince her? Is the offer "too good to be true"? If so, what are some things that could go wrong?
2.) The woman is a legit stripper/dancer. Perhaps the event is a bachelor party and not at a strip club. She is not a prostitute. Could the offer from someone (best man? Groomsman? Not a cheating story, so not the groom-to-be) actually entice her?


I realize that neither scenario  is a story. Both are scenes. I'd have a lot of work ahead of me to weave this potential title into a story, but I am intrigued.

 

[TheWritingGroup]

The woman is selling him some clothes or something. He tries to haggle, she makes that stupid joke while he's distracted by her sexy beauty, and he answers seriously.

 

[Rob_Royale]

How about just a husband and wife? They are having sex and he's lining up behind and she says that.
"How much?" He asks with a growl in his voice.

 

[sirhugs]

How about at a wedding?
Not totally sure how it goes but my immediate reaction to reading the OP was to want it to be an amateur, and I just love wedding stories.

 

[BrattyLinds2]

How about just a husband and wife? They are having sex and he's lining up behind and she says that.
"How much?" He asks with a growl in his voice.

I could see that working, too.

 

[BrattyLinds2]

How about at a wedding?
Not totally sure how it goes but my immediate reaction to reading the OP was to want it to be an amateur, and I just love wedding stories.

I suppose your and Rob's replies could be mixed together.

 

[dirk2024]

I have a title that came to mind and it made me giggle a bit. I have a very basic idea in play where a woman jokingly says, "Anal costs extra." The thing is, the person she is speaking with takes it seriously; like a business transaction. Like, "Okay, how much?"

There are two directions I could take things.
1.) A (newer?) porn actress said this. Is the money offered enough to convince her? Is the offer "too good to be true"? If so, what are some things that could go wrong?
2.) The woman is a legit stripper/dancer. Perhaps the event is a bachelor party and not at a strip club. She is not a prostitute. Could the offer from someone (best man? Groomsman? Not a cheating story, so not the groom-to-be) actually entice her?


I realize that neither scenario  is a story. Both are scenes. I'd have a lot of work ahead of me to weave this potential title into a story, but I am intrigued.

Of your original ideas, I like #2. I feel like #1 would already be a known quantity, with an actual cost sheet handed to porn actors on what they'll be paid for what act.

I also like both @TheWritingGroup 's and @Rob_Royale 's ideas as well. And sirhugs could be incorporated with Rob's, happening on their wedding night.

So, you could actually make a series out of this as I see three separate, stand alone stories here under the same theme.

 

[OnlyHappyEndings]

A group of friends or coworkers, hanging out and gossiping. They are talking about this one hot girl who, rumor has it, has been working as an escort. You can imagine the sorts of things they are saying as the beer and wine flow. One guy remarks to a girl something like how much she could charge for her ass. The girl jokingly replies 'My ass? Anal costs extra.' She punctuates this by slapping herself in the ass, to uproarious laughter.

One guy doesn't think it's a joke, though, and can't stop thinking about her ass. He takes her out later and asks her, 'How much would it take?' She's like, 'Seriously? Fuck off, jerk.' And as she's getting up to leave he says 'A thousand?'

She leaves in a huff but later starts thinking. A thousand would come in handy. But no. Later he apologizes but explains that he really does like her but since she made that joke he can't stop thinking about her ass. And since he assumes women don't like anal, maybe she wouldn't mind taking, say two thousand for just one time.

'Two thousand?' She repeats, incredulous and giving it some thought. He, thinking she is still offended, quickly ups it to three thousand. Yeah, three thousand would do it.

They make arrangements to spend the night in a motel. Despite her reluctance to becoming a paid whore, she wants to give him the time of his life so that maybe he might pay for it again.

 

[BrattyLinds2]

Of your original ideas, I like #2. I feel like #1 would already be a known quantity, with an actual cost sheet handed to porn actors on what they'll be paid for what act.

I also like both @TheWritingGroup 's and @Rob_Royale 's ideas as well. And sirhugs could be incorporated with Rob's, happening on their wedding night.

So, you could actually make a series out of this as I see three separate, stand alone stories here under the same theme.

True. Each direction could be a stand-alone story.

 

[BrattyLinds2]

A group of friends or coworkers, hanging out and gossiping. They are talking about this one hot girl who, rumor has it, has been working as an escort. You can imagine the sorts of things they are saying as the beer and wine flow. One guy remarks to a girl something like how much she could charge for her ass. The girl jokingly replies 'My ass? Anal costs extra.' She punctuates this by slapping herself in the ass, to uproarious laughter.

One guy doesn't think it's a joke, though, and can't stop thinking about her ass. He takes her out later and asks her, 'How much would it take?' She's like, 'Seriously? Fuck off, jerk.' And as she's getting up to leave he says 'A thousand?'

She leaves in a huff but later starts thinking. A thousand would come in handy. But no. Later he apologizes but explains that he really does like her but since she made that joke he can't stop thinking about her ass. And since he assumes women don't like anal, maybe she wouldn't mind taking, say two thousand for just one time.

'Two thousand?' She repeats, incredulous and giving it some thought. He, thinking she is still offended, quickly ups it to three thousand. Yeah, three thousand would do it.

They make arrangements to spend the night in a motel. Despite her reluctance to becoming a paid whore, she wants to give him the time of his life so that maybe he might pay for it again.

I like this as well! I'm glad I posted my very, very basic *idea* for all of you to elaborate on!

 

[dirk2024]

I like this as well! I'm glad I posted my very, very basic *idea* for all of you to elaborate on!

Let us know what you come up with. I'd be interested to read it/them.

 

[Reshbod]

I've had an idea where it's a bachelor party or something similar, and they hire strippers and a bartender. The strippers are tightly regulated and can't get physical. The bartender feels bad for the men, and let them get away with more than they should. After the strippers leave, the bartender takes over going further than she means to. It goes further until she realizes what she is doing and halts things and says, "Hey! Anal costs extra!"

 

[BrattyLinds2]

Let us know what you come up with. I'd be interested to read it/them.

I will. I'm a long ways from posting/publishing at the moment. I am taking the wedding idea, but will have the parents of the bride as the main characters. Right now I am developing the characters.

 

[MrsKissit]

I have a title that came to mind and it made me giggle a bit. I have a very basic idea in play where a woman jokingly says, "Anal costs extra." The thing is, the person she is speaking with takes it seriously; like a business transaction. Like, "Okay, how much?"

There are two directions I could take things.
1.) A (newer?) porn actress said this. Is the money offered enough to convince her? Is the offer "too good to be true"? If so, what are some things that could go wrong?
2.) The woman is a legit stripper/dancer. Perhaps the event is a bachelor party and not at a strip club. She is not a prostitute. Could the offer from someone (best man? Groomsman? Not a cheating story, so not the groom-to-be) actually entice her?


I realize that neither scenario  is a story. Both are scenes. I'd have a lot of work ahead of me to weave this potential title into a story, but I am intrigued.

Another option for your story could involve "The Trophy Wife". These relationships are founded solely on the primes of a financial arrangement. Anal cost extra

 

[BrattyLinds2]

Another option for your story could involve "The Trophy Wife". These relationships are founded solely on the primes of a financial arrangement. Anal cost extra

Quite true. That's another good take.