Anal Cunt

[metal_minx]

I swear some of these have to be real song titles.

they are

 

[metal_minx]

"i made fun of you because your kid just died"

"you're a fucking cunt"

"your favorite band is supertramp"

 

[metal_minx]

"being ignorant is awesome"

"the only reason men talk to you is they want to get laid, you stupid fuckin cunts"

"you look divorced"

 

[metal_minx]

"body by auschwitz"

"your family is dumb"

"your best friend is you"

 

[MechaBlade]

they are

Is this a real band?

 

[Private Vasquez]

yes, they're real. I believe the style they play is that of a speedmetal-kinda-thing. The songs are pretty short and damn fast.

 

[metal_minx]

Is this a real band?

yes it is, its like heavy metal/grind core

sucks too

 

[metal_minx]

"you're old (fuck you)"

"dictators are cool"

"you fucking freak"

 

[MechaBlade]

yes it is, its like heavy metal/grind core

sucks too

oh, so you are just trying to get your posts up. Sheesh, Metal.

 

[metal_minx]

oh, so you are just trying to get your posts up. Sheesh, Metal.

NO
i'm fuckin bored
i dont give a rats ass about the number of posts now that i'm past 100
and my music thread is for that anyway

i just find these titles amusing and want to share the joy

 

[Laurel]

I heard they broke up.

I heard they signed to a major, changed their name to "A.C.", didn't sell anything (shocker), then broke up.

Anal Cunt's a lot like Wesley Willis, in that you can get the point by reading the song titles without actually having to hear the songs.

 

[metal_minx]

"you were too ugly to rape, so i beat the shit out of you"

"dead beat dads are cool"

"you cant shut up"

 

[metal_minx]

Anal Cunt's a lot like Wesley Willis, in that you can get the point by reading the song titles without actually having to hear the songs.

which is a good thing because the songs suck

 

[Laurel]

Exactly.

 

[metal_minx]

"even though your culture opresses women, you still suck you fucking towelhead"

"i'll slice your fucking throat"

"i gave NAMBLA pictures of your kid"

 

[riff]

reminds me of Hester the Molester's songs in John Irving's A Prayer For Owen Meany

LOL

 

[metal_minx]

reminds me of Hester the Molester's songs in John Irving's A Prayer For Owen Meany

LOL

i love that book!

 

[metal_minx]

"being a cobbler is dumb"

"beating up hippies for their drugs at a phish concert"

"sweatshops are cool"

 

[riff]

i love that book!

I do too. I try to read one by Irving at least once a year. Owen Meany is a special one to me.

I read Adventures of Huck Finn every summer too.

 

[metal_minx]

I do too. I try to read one by Irving at least once a year. Owen Meany is a special one to me.

I read Adventures of Huck Finn every summer too.

i read it for a college govt class actually....it was great

 

[metal_minx]

"everyone in the underground music scene is stupid"

"you converted to judaism so a guy would touch your dick"

"mike mahan has gingivitis"

 

[solid_]

you have got to be making this up as u go along.

 

[metal_minx]

you have got to be making this up as u go along.

i WISH i was that clever

 

[knightstalker]

Holy shit I never thought i would see anal cunt in a thread around here but you know that technology's gay...I think they are great and love what they do ...

 

[metal_minx]

"laughing while leonard peltier gets raped in prison"

"i'm sick of you"

"into the oven"