And she'll have pun, pun, pun...

[midwestyankee]

Such a shame you chickened out.

Eggsactly, and the whole experience left me feeling peckish.

 

[ruby_my_dear]

Beer drinking, left wingers who had a birthday this month- libra ales

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Beer drinking, left wingers who had a birthday this month- libra ales

That would tipsy scales!

 

[ruby_my_dear]

'tis lyke[sic] not knowing your right from your left

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

'tis lyke[sic] not knowing your right from your left

Nah, this pun was all write, dare I say even outta cite!

 

[Sir_Winston54]

You punsters should all goy vey!


ETA: Hey... I think I just made the first bilingual pun in this thread! (I'm not going to go back through 250+ posts to prove it, though! )

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

You punsters should all goy vey!


ETA: Hey... I think I just made the first bilingual pun in this thread! (I'm not going to go back through 250+ posts to prove it, though! )

Buy Lingual, and support domestic pundistry!

 

[ruby_my_dear]

You punsters should all goy vey!


ETA: Hey... I think I just made the first bilingual pun in this thread! (I'm not going to go back through 250+ posts to prove it, though! )

But you are not the last user to do so I hope.
sorry, you might need to be a frenchie to appreciate that one.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

But you are not the last user to do so I hope.
sorry, you might need to be a frenchie to appreciate that one.

Show some merci for those of us who haven't opened our Franco files in a longtemps.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Killer Bee.

http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/E/M/D/s/EMDs/killer-bee_0.jpg


http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/E/M/D/q/EMDq/werehouse.jpg

http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/E/M/D/p/EMDp/cry-wolf.jpg

 

[midwestyankee]

My sister-in-law's cat swallowed a whole bunch of yarn. She thinks the cat is likely to have mittens.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

My sister-in-law's cat swallowed a whole bunch of yarn. She thinks the cat is likely to have mittens.

Awww. I bet they wool be so darn cute.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Awww. I bet they wool be so darn cute.

Fe line is thin between cute and clawing. It's the people people who hang back, naturally sheepish, and deign to speak clowder than a whisker who are often shear fun, and start kitten a pound if you get a drink in 'em.

 

[clearshooter]

Corduroy pillows are making headlines!

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Fe line is thin between cute and clawing. It's the people people who hang back, naturally sheepish, and deign to speak clowder than a whisker who are often shear fun, and start kitten a pound if you get a drink in 'em.

Well, cats just whoreible.

 

[midwestyankee]

Well, cats just whoreible.

I'm curious: would a whoreible cat be one you could put out on the street at dusk and when she returns at dawn there's all sorts of money tucked into her collar from her overnight work?

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

I'm curious: would a whoreible cat be one you could put out on the street at dusk and when she returns at dawn there's all sorts of money tucked into her collar from her overnight work?

I would imagine so, unless she had pawkets.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Did you hear about the skeleton who bought a Harley? Turns out that he was bone to be wild.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

I was carving my Jack O Lantern and was about to cry when it cracked, but then all was saved when I realized I had a pumpkin patch.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Did you hear about the farmer who bought a huge amount of food for his undead cows? Turns out that Zombeefs need moo graaaaiins.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Did you hear about the ghost that got lost in the fog? He is mist.

 

[ruby_my_dear]

I hear the skeleton decided to skip the treat or treating this year since he had no body to go out with.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Did you hear about the ghost that got lost in the fog? He is mist.

He needs to head for the beach; I hear the ghost is clear.

I hear the skeleton decided to skip the treat or treating this year since he had no body to go out with.

That kind of boneliness is grave, and can leave emotional scares. Maybe he had friends, but cal-ci-um?

 

[ruby_my_dear]

He needs to head for the beach; I hear the ghost is clear.

He'll have to sink a boat that. You sea, he's afraid of the water so eel need someone to hull his sand.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

He'll have to sink a boat that. You sea, he's afraid of the water so eel need someone to hull his sand.

Eh. To beach his moan.

Hey, I carved erotic jack-o-lanterns last night! My neighbors didn't like it, but I told them it just depends on whose cocks is being gourd.