Another Ridiculous "Getting to know you" thread....

BlondeBeauty's Answers:

Pepsi
None...most important thing is a smile
Today mostly...but I love many different genres
None in particular, but I'd choose football
No comment:)
No comment:)
Conservative
Submissive
French fries or Baked Potato
Medium
Scrambled
Cookie & Cookie Dough
If we're talking indoors as in the bedroom and outdoors as in on the cold, hard ground...I pick indoors.
If we're talking outdoors on a quilt while stargazing or indoors on the kitchen floor...I pick outdoors.:)
No comment:)
Can I vote for a margarita? I do not hold my liquor well. Give me a couple drinks on the weekend and I should be fun til about Thursday.
Depends on the band
Cute factor? Meg Ryan Pretty factor? Zeta-Jones
Do I applaud their morals or want to trade places with them? Nu-uh.
Neither really.

I do wear jewelry, just depends on the outfit.
Any flowers are wonderful, especially roses.
No comment.:)
I'm very glad that tomorrow is V-Day:)
Me, myself & I sleep in my bed. It gets crowded.
To relax?? Bubble baths...curling under the covers with a good book...talking with my Nitelight...
Secret? HA! I love you, Nitelight *MUUUUUUUAH*
Couldn't get the personality page to work.
Sing in the car? When the mood hits...most definitely!
Wait a minute...there's a car flirting game?!?!
Shades of Blue
Fave songs-either "Long, Slow, Beautiful Dance" by Rascal Flatts or "Lucky for You" by Shedaisy...I'm going through a phase:)

Homecoming King-gotta be the Nitelight:)
Queen? Hmmm....ohhhh Ambroooooosious....

Jade, this was really fun:)
 
YAY I love these threads LOL

CHOOSE ONE:

Coke!

BUTT all the way!

Alternative!

Baseball!

Sex: Indoors

Not :(

Liberally Conservative? Liberal hehe

Submissive all the way.

Cross between Tater Tots and Baked

Bloody Med!

Sunny Side up

Cookie Dough

Phone

Real SEX LOL ok ok ok Cyber.

BEER

Singer.

Catherine Zeta-Jones





On to fill in the blank!

I wear a barbell in my tongue which only comes out once a week for cleaning, a gold chain with a gold initial charm on it, also once a week to clean. Navel ring, once a week to clean, and a bunch of earrings. (Once a week to clean lol)


Favorite flower? Jasmine

I have had 4 (kinda 5) sexual partners. I feel ..weird about this.

I am happy about Valentine's day tomorrow False

I sleep with My Cat every night. I am unhappy with this arrangement.

To de-stress ... I LOVE to.. Write poetry or crank the music up and sing along.

My hobbies other than literotica include but are not limited to http://www.dragonrealms.net

I have a secret literotica crush on: Fuck it, I'll be honest, Tipsy, Xan and HSWriter. (Calm down, it's just the people I flirt with more than anyone else lol)

http://www.keirsey.com says that my personality type is a Ill do this later the goddamn page wont load.

I think lil Brandi's real life name is Brandi but I a just guessing. WTf do I know anyway?

I sing in my car all the damn time.

I feel silly about playing the car flirting game.

My favorite color is black/purple

My favorite material posession is my CAR, but I really miss my CAR (It died :( )

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SHORT ANSWER:




Someday... if I had lots of money and time I would absolutely LOVE to go on a carribean cruise, buy a vacation home in florida and adopt a bunch of "hard to place" kids.
_______________________________________________________


My dream "first" date would include dinner, movie, long walk on the beach to get to know each other.
_________________________________________________________

Who was your best kiss, and why? First one. Nothing compares to a first love.
__________________________________________________________

If I HAD to pick a favorite song... right at this very moment, it would probably have to be... I dont know, something loud and angry sounding. Limp Bizkit probably. __________________________________________________________

I think Brian McKnight has an incredibly sexy voice and when I hear his/her music I feel ready to be seduced lol.

My favorite thread on literotica ever was dunno.

For literotica homecoming king and queen I would like to nominate Ambro and FG

When I was in high school... this is how I felt about the process and just the mere idea of having homecoming kings and queens amused.
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BONUS:

After going through this I feel like tickling Jade to death.

Before this thread I had always thought of Jade as Wicked, but now I am certain she is fucking insane

[Edited by Angel on 02-13-2001 at 10:20 PM]
 
CHOOSE ONE:

Coke/Pepsi (if you had to choose)- Pepsi

Boobs/Butt/Legs - Legs.

Oldies (50s and 60s)/Classic Rock(70s)/Hard Rock (80s)/Bubble Gum Pop (80s and 90s)/Alternative (90s)/Today - Classic Rock! yea!

Basketball/Football/Soccer/Baseball/Triathlon - Basketball all the way. Great sport.

Sex: Indoors/Outdoors - I have yet to experience sex, But indoors kinda feels like my style. hehe.

Blow job: Swallow/Or not? - Hey I aint the one doing the swallowing or not. Depends on the lady. & I aint saying which my lady does. hehe.

Liberal/Conservative - Conservative.

Dominant/Submissive - Ive learned to be Dom. but in a loving way. :D

French fries/Curly Fries/Baked Potato/Mashed Potato/Tater tots/Potatos ... huh? - Ack!! Some of those should be in diff categories. I love curly fries and I love mashed Potatoes. but there diff! hehe.

Bloody/Med. rare/Med. well/Well Done/Black/Meat? Ew! - Well done meat.

Sunny side up/Over easy/Over med/Over hard/Scrambled/Poached/Hard-boiled/Raw Sunny Side Up, and Scrambled sounds good.

Cookie dough/Cookie - Cookie.

Instant messanger/Phone conversation - Depends on the person. :)

Phone sex/Cyber sex - Cyber sex.

Wine coolers/Mixed drinks/Shots/Beer/Alcohol? Ew! - Eww no drinking for me.

Sexiest musician: Singer/Guitar player/Piano player/Drummer - Sorry but im in her same generation. hehe. BBritney Spears is dang nice to look at. hehe.

Nicole Kiddman/Jenna Elfman/Catherine Zeta-Jones/Pamela Anderson/Cindy Crawford/Meg Ryan/Buffy/Brittany Spears/Janeane Garafalo - Britney & Cindy Crawford.

Anime/Bondage - Welp.. I do enjoy anime. Ninja Scroll R0xx0rz

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Okay good job! You made it!

On to fill in the blank!

I wear/do not wear an item of jewlery on a regular/continual basis.

If yes... I wear a (some) _Some_ on/in my __Neck_.
IN only take it (them) off when I _Sleep_ (never?)


Favorite flower? __Rose__

I have had _0_ sexual partners. I feel _Blah? lol_ about this.

I am happy about Valentine's day tomorrow True/False - In betweeny. lol

I sleep with _My pillow_ every night. I am happy/unhappy with this arrangement. - Im happy right now.

To de-stress ... I LOVE to.. _talk to friends i really care bout_

My hobbies other than literotica include but are not limited to _Basketball_, _Hanging out_, _watching the telly. hehe_, etc.

I have a secret literotica crush on _Isolde. hehe j/k shes one of my best friends. :)_ (okay so I tried.... hehe.)

http://www.keirsey.com says that my personality type is a _Blah!_ _Blah!_

I think lil Brandi's real life name is _Stephanie, hehe_, but I a just guessing. WTf do I know anyway?

I sing in my car sometimes/often/never/other - Often!

I feel _not to great_about playing the car flirting game.

My favorite color is _black, cuz its slimming. :D_

My favorite material posession is my _Computer_, but I really miss my _no comment. *zips lips*_

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SHORT ANSWER:




Someday... if I had lots of money and time I would absolutely LOVE to
Go across the country and see all my great great online friends and have a great time.


My dream "first" date would include
Just that special someone and a sunset.

Who was your best kiss, and why?
heh.

If I HAD to pick a favorite song... right at this very moment, it would probably have to be...
Stairway To Heaven by Led Zeppelin. my all time favorite song.

I think _Carissa_ has an incredibly sexy voice and when I hear his/her music I feel _incrediable_

My favorite thread on literotica ever was the __Ack to hard!__ thread.

For literotica homecoming king and queen I would like to nominate __unfair, i cant say__ and __look at previous answer. lol_.

When I was in high school... this is how I felt about the process and just the mere idea of having homecoming kings and queens __*shrugs*__


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BONUS:

After going through this I feel _more in touch, hehe_ at Jade.

Before this thread I had always thought of Jade as _someone great_, but now I am certain she is fucking __Fantasitc!_.
 
CHOOSE ONE:

Coke/Pepsi (if you had to choose) yuck... hate soda

Boobs/Butt/Legs ummm... that I like? or is my best feature?

Music choice..... Blues and jazz is my choice... please tell me I can pick that

Basketball/Football/Soccer/Baseball/Triathlon ummmm sex isn't listed....... football but too many damn rules

Sex: Indoors/Outdoors any and all

Blow job: Swallow/Or not? swallow.... yummmm... not wasting it.

Liberal/Conservative Not telling.

Dominant/Submissive Mostly Sub, but tick me off and She comes out.

French fries/Curly Fries/Baked Potato/Mashed Potato/Tater tots/Potatos ... huh? Crispy fries and hot, damn
mouth blistering hot.

Bloody/Med. rare/Med. well/Well Done/Black/Meat? Ew! Bloody raw.

Sunny side up/Over easy/Over med/Over hard/Scrambled/Poached/Hard-boiled/Raw Hidden in something

Cookie dough/Cookie I am female... any way I can get it, but prefer cookie dough

Instant messanger/Phone conversation Person to person

Phone sex/Cyber sex ummmm.... let me go see

Wine coolers/Mixed drinks/Shots/Beer/Alcohol? Ew! wine....

Sexiest musician: Singer/Guitar player/Piano player/Drummer singer

Nicole Kiddman/Jenna Elfman/Catherine Zeta-Jones/Pamela Anderson/Cindy Crawford/Meg
Ryan/Buffy/Brittany Spears/Janeane Garafalo I don't know 2/3 of these people.

Anime/Bondage light bondage....

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Okay good job! You made it!

On to fill in the blank!

I wear/do not wear an item of jewlery on a regular/continual basis. always

If yes... I wear a (some) ____ on/in my _____. wedding band, earrings and ankle bracelet
IN only take it (them) off when I _______ (never?) only when forced.


Favorite flower? ________________ tiger lily and dandelion

I have had ____ sexual partners. I feel _______ about this. I don't know, and feel kinda wierd about that fact.

I am happy about Valentine's day tomorrow True/False celebrate my love everday

I sleep with __________ every night. I am happy/unhappy with this arrangement. Husband....

To de-stress ... I LOVE to.. _______ read, watch old movies, long walks, yoga

My hobbies other than literotica include but are not limited to _______other then lit?_______, ___________,
________, etc.

I have a secret literotica crush on ____hecate______ (okay so I tried.... hehe.)

http://www.keirsey.com says that my personality type is a ________I have no idea__ ____________

I think lil Brandi's real life name is ___________, but I a just guessing. WTf do I know anyway?


I sing in my car sometimes/often/never/other sometimes, but they always ask me to stop

I feel _____so-so____about playing the car flirting game.

My favorite color is _____deep__green_______

My favorite material posession is my _______stuffed monkey______, but I really miss my _____________

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SHORT ANSWER:




Someday... if I had lots of money and time I would absolutely LOVE to travel and meet some of you
_______________________________________________________


My dream "first" date would include
___________________________________hecate and shyguy______________________

Who was your best kiss, and why?
______________________________Starshine..... our love____________________________

If I HAD to pick a favorite song... right at this very moment, it would probably have to be...
been listening to Robbie Robertson alot lately___so, Ghost Dancers or Crazy
River_____________________________________

I think _______Bowie_______________ has an incredibly sexy voice and when I hear his/her music I
feel ________erotic____________

My favorite thread on literotica ever was the _______________brief description_______thread

For literotica homecoming king and queen I would like to nominate _______Hecate______________ and
____________Shyguy__________.

When I was in high school... this is how I felt about the process and just the mere idea of having
homecoming kings and queens never was involved_____________________________________


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BONUS:

After going through this I feel _____sweet on_____Jade.

Before this thread I had always thought of Jade as _sexy in an intellectual, back room musician kinda
way______, but now I am certain she
is fucking _______cool.______________________________.
 
Jade said:
Okay... Just curious
Curious my ass!

CHOOSE ONE:

Coke/Pepsi Cokaine... always

Boobs/Butt/LegsLegs

Oldies (50s and 60s)/Classic Rock(70s)/Hard Rock (80s)/Bubble Gum Pop (80s and 90s)/Alternative (90s)/TodayCombo of pretty much everything... but I couldn't pick sexy as hell chick singers with beautiful voicesCantantesensual?

Basketball/Football/Soccer/Baseball/TriathlonFrom the options... basketball

Sex: Indoors/OutdoorsWhats that? Um anywhere

Blow job: Swallow/Or not?Depends...

Liberal/ConservativeIm a fucking Aussie!

Dominant/SubmissiveDepends on the mood

French fries/Curly Fries/Baked Potato/Mashed Potato/Tater tots/Potatos We call em chips out here dear

Bloody/Med. rare/Med. well/Well Done/Black/Meat? Bloody

Sunny side up/Over easy/Over med/Over hard/Scrambled/Poached/Hard-boiled/RawSunny side up

Cookie dough/CookieBiscuits!

Instant messanger/Phone conversationOh god let that be her... um phone

Phone sex/Cyber sexReal sex

Wine coolers/Mixed drinks/Shots/Beer/Alcohol?Straight bourbon... or wine

Sexiest musician: Singer/Guitar player/Piano player/DrummerJade I mean singer

Nicole Kiddman/Jenna Elfman/Catherine Zeta-Jones/Pamela Anderson/Cindy Crawford/Meg Ryan/Buffy/Brittany Spears/Janeane GarafaloI'll go with Jade... Janeane Garofelo, or Catherine Zeta Jones or Meg Ryan

Anime/BondageCartoon kinky porn? Psyco's!

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I wear/do not wear an item of jewlery on a regular/continual basis.


Favorite flower? I'm allergic... probably none

I have had over 10 sexual partners. I feel Ok about this.

I am happy about Valentine's day tomorrow True/False, couldnt care less

I sleep with myself every night. I am happy/very
unhappy
with this arrangement.

To de-stress ... I LOVE to.. Um yep

My hobbies other than literotica include but are not limited to music, Sport, Having fun, etc.

I have a secret literotica crush on merelan, Never, Jade (okay so I tried.... No I really did I promise! (Dont think any of em have been secrets though.)

http://www.keirsey.com says that my personality type is a Dont care

I sing in my car sometimes/often/never/otherMy Car... I wish.... Um often

I feel _________about playing the car flirting game. Ok whats that again?

My favorite color is Maroon red or aqua

My favorite material posession is my CD's, but I really miss my Bourbon Bottle collection

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SHORT ANSWER:

Someday... if I had lots of money and time I would absolutely LOVE to Go and see all you special people in the US that I have saved for so long to do!


My dream "first" date would include A spa, nice food and a good nights sleep... oh and a massage

Who was your best kiss, and why? My ex, her first kiss ever and first time I kissed someone I loved

If I HAD to pick a favorite song... right at this very moment, it would probably have to be... By now you should all know my sig line... Loneliness is worse by Veruca Salt

I think Chick singer eg. Nina Gordon, Heather Nova, Bic Runga etc has an incredibly sexy voice and when I hear his/her music I feel Better

My favorite thread on literotica ever was the The original Beaker thread, or slutboys neverending thread or any of Never's threads.

For literotica homecoming king and queen I would like to nominate Rabbit and Laney.

When I was in high school... this is how I felt about the process and just the mere idea of having homecoming kings and queens Never had it how the fuck would I know?


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BONUS:

After going through this I feel horny at Jade.

Before this thread I had always thought of Jade as Babe, but now I am certain she is fucking Babe!.

:) hehe
 
Curiosity...

planted the pussy!

Originally posted by Jade
Okay... Just curious


Us literoticans need to know just a bit more about you... would you do us the honors...

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Categories are as follows:

-Circle the best answer

-Fill in the blank

-Short Answer

-Bonus

No essays or multiple choice... Good Luck! Hope you "pass!" hehe ;)

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***** IMPORTANT: When you are finished... let us know if your ideal mate(s) would have any answers here different than the way you yourself answered.

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CHOOSE ONE:

Coke/Pepsi (if you had to choose)Coke...w/ a little Jack

Boobs/Butt/Legs.....Brain...but to answer the ? Legs

Oldies (50s and 60s)/Classic Rock(70s)/Hard Rock (80s)/Bubble Gum Pop (80s and 90s)/Alternative (90s)/Today

Guess!!! Heavy Metal!!!!

Basketball/Football/Soccer/Baseball/Triathlon....Football(kids)

Sex: Indoors/Outdoors...Uh...Male

Blow job: Swallow/Or not? Never give'em..and haven't gotten one in ages....

Liberal/Conservative....Liberal

Dominant/Submissive..... Neither

French fries/Curly Fries/Baked Potato/Mashed Potato/Tater tots/Potatos ... huh?.....Baked

Bloody/Med. rare/Med. well/Well Done/Black/Meat? Ew!....Medium

Sunny side up/Over easy/Over med/Over hard/Scrambled/Poached/Hard-boiled/Raw....Scrambled

Cookie dough/Cookie....Nooki...er cookie

Instant messanger/Phone conversation...Phone

Phone sex/Cyber sex...Haven't really done either..

Wine coolers/Mixed drinks/Shots/Beer/Alcohol? Ew!.... Jack Daniels

Sexiest musician: Singer/Guitar player/Piano player/Drummer...Bass players(we have longer instruments)

Nicole Kiddman/Jenna Elfman/Catherine Zeta-Jones/Pamela Anderson/Cindy Crawford/Meg Ryan/Buffy/Brittany Spears/Janeane Garafalo....None of the above

Anime/Bondage...neither..

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Okay good job! You made it!

On to fill in the blank!

I wear an item of jewlery on a regular/continual basis.

If yes... I wear a (some) four silver rings in my ears.
IN only take it (them) off when I(never?)..yep never


Favorite flower? None

I have had 17+ sexual partners. I feel deprived about this.

I am happy about Valentine's day tomorrow True/False...neither

I sleep with "one eye open, holding my pillow tight" every night. I am happy with this arrangement.

To de-stress ... I LOVE to.. De-stress?

My hobbies other than literotica include but are not limited to sleep, sleep, sleep, etc.

I have a secret literotica crush on they know (okay so I tried.... hehe.)

http://www.keirsey.com says that my personality type is a __________ ____________

I think lil Brandi's real life name is Henrietta, but I a just guessing. WTf do I know anyway? ;)

I sing in my car never

I feel confused about playing the car flirting game. I have never flirted with a car...

My favorite color is Green

My favorite material posession is my none, but I really miss my nothing

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SHORT ANSWER:




Someday... if I had lots of money and time I would absolutely LOVE to help those less fortunate


My dream "first" date would include
Don't know

Who was your best kiss, and why?
My kids...each of them

If I HAD to pick a favorite song... right at this very moment, it would probably have to be... Kickstart My Heart

I think ______________________ has an incredibly sexy voice and when I hear his/her music I feel ____________________...N/A

My favorite thread on literotica ever was the ___________________________________ thread. No favorite

For literotica homecoming king and queen I would like to nominate Nitelight and Ambrosious.

When I was in high school... this is how I felt about the process and just the mere idea of having homecoming kings and queens. Bored...very bored


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BONUS:

After going through this I feel attracted at Jade.

Before this thread I had always thought of Jade as hot, but now I am certain she is fucking, well....not me;).

:) hehe

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Knock yourself out... someone.. anyone.

Crack!

*eyes rolling back into head..falling to the floor*


THUMP!

:)
 
MysteryJKR said:


I sleep with _My pillow_ every night. I am happy/unhappy with this arrangement. - Im happy right now.



After going through this I feel _more in touch, hehe_ at Jade.

Before this thread I had always thought of Jade as _someone great_, but now I am certain she is fucking __Fantasitc!_.


Glad you are happy with your pillow.

Okay who is Carissa?

And btw ... as I have often enough said... flattery will get you everywhere! hehe xoxo


Blondebeauty, Angel, and Merelan... thanks... *blushes*
 
Re: Curiosity...

Thumper said:




After going through this I feel attracted at Jade.

Before this thread I had always thought of Jade as hot, but now I am certain she is fucking, well....not me;)




Thumper you are too cute... and no we don't know who you have a crush on... that is why we asked.
So does this mean you want to have sex with moi? *batting eyelashes*



CHEF: I had no clue I was on your crush list... *blushing*... hehe...
 
Jade said:


Pepsi... but I like Liptons tea w/ lemon.

Butt... & hands, feet, teeth, eyes, lips.

The 80's top 40; the 90's country, top 40, Well fuck, anything I'm in the mood for.

Never played sports.

Sex: Indoors lotsa times.. outdoors twice, got caught by cops once.

Blow job: Love em.. Tastes Great, Less Filling. j/k. Ewww, haven't found anyone I like the taste of, yet.

Liberal/Conservative: Don't know, don't care, they were all a bunch of idiots this year.

Dominant/Submissive: Dom.. but not whips and gags dom. Usually sub.

French fries/Curly Fries/Baked Potato/Mashed Potato/Tater tots/Potatos ... any

meat- med well

Eggs- over easy, scrambled.

Cookie dough/Cookie... both, HA!

Phone of course, after getting over the initial nervousness of calling someone a 100,000,000 miles away.

Live sex

Wine coolers/Mixed drinks/Shots/Beer- all of the above.

Sexiest musician: Singer/Piano player

Catherine Zeta-Jones/Meg Ryan/Buffy/AND Angelina Jolie dammit!

Anime/Bondage: huh?!

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I wear a bellybutton ring & a nose ring on a regular basis. And somebody's ring now too.

Favorite flower? Dyanthus

I have had 2 meaningful partners where I loved that person; and 2 that I was kinda seeing; and 4- 1 night stands. I feel dumb about everyone but the first 2.

I am ?? about Valentine's day tomorrow. Don't care either way, just another day.

My daughters won't sleep anywhere but with me every night. I am happy with this arrangement.

To de-stress ... I LOVE to.. take a hot shower (have a smoke and drink tequila.. but that's every other weekend.)

My hobby other than literotica is bellydancing.

I have a secret literotica crush on Beaker ;)

http://www.keirsey.com says that my personality type is: crazy horny seductive bitch. Ok, so it doesn't.

I think lil Brandi's real life name is Natasha.

I sing in my car often.

I feel confused, what the hell is the car flirting game?

My favorite color is redyelloworangepinkbluepurplegreenblackwhite.

My favorite material posession is my computer, but I really miss my Blazer.

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Someday... if I had lots of money and time I would absolutely LOVE to buy a house, have some horses,
lotsa land, a 'vette, and a 4X4 SUV.

My dream "first" date would include: Beaker ;)

Who was your best kiss, and why? My kids dad.. he was my first everything.

If I HAD to pick a favorite song... right at this very moment, it would probably have to be... Arms Wide Open, Creed.

My favorite thread on literotica: too many to choose from.

For literotica homecoming king and queen I would like to nominate: I hated this in high school, I hate it now.

When I was in high school... this is how I felt about the process and just the mere idea of having homecoming kings and queens: see above.. superficial popularity contest.

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After going through this I feel tired, but am fine with Jade.

Before this thread I had always thought of Jade as sweet, but now I am certain she is fucking sweet and bored.

:) hehe


[Edited by lickerish on 02-14-2001 at 06:43 PM]
 
Jade said:
Okay who is Carissa?

And btw ... as I have often enough said... flattery will get you everywhere! hehe xoxo


hehe. Carissa is my ex, but hopefully not for long. She is my fav singer, I love her voice and hopefully someday so will all of you. hehe. :)

I know flattery gets everywhere. hehe. Thats why I did it.
I may not post much in here but ive been around, It was nice to see a warm welcome. :D
 
CHOOSE ONE:

Coke/Pepsi (if you had to choose):
Coke

Boobs/Butt/Legs :
More of a hands gal....

Oldies (50s and 60s)/Classic Rock(70s)/Hard Rock (80s)/Bubble Gum Pop (80s and 90s)/Alternative (90s)/Today
I love all kinds of music, but if forced to choose, I'd have to say anything from the 80's

Basketball/Football/Soccer/Baseball/Triathlon
None of the above

Sex: Indoors/Outdoors
indoors

Blow job: Swallow/Or not?
Depends

Liberal/Conservative
Liberal

Dominant/Submissive
Li'l bit of this...li'l bit of that

French fries/Curly Fries/Baked Potato/Mashed Potato/Tater tots/Potatos ... huh?
Mashed

Bloody/Med. rare/Med. well/Well Done/Black/Meat? Ew!
Well done

Sunny side up/Over easy/Over med/Over
hard/Scrambled/Poached/Hard-boiled/Raw
Poached

Cookie dough/Cookie
Cookie

Instant messanger/Phone conversation
Phone

Phone sex/Cyber sex
Phone

Wine coolers/Mixed drinks/Shots/Beer/Alcohol? Ew!
Beer

Sexiest musician: Singer/Guitar player/Piano player/Drummer
Harry Connick Jr.

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Okay good job! You made it!

On to fill in the blank!

I wear an item of jewlery on a regular/continual basis.

Favorite flower? Lilies

I am happy about Valentine's day tomorrow True/False
Try conflicted

To de-stress ... I LOVE to take bubble baths

I have a secret literotica crush on **blushes** Fallen Angel (where are you?) and Xander

I think lil Brandi's real life name is Vanna , but I a just guessing. WTf do I know anyway? ;)

I sing in my car all the time

My favorite color is blue

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SHORT ANSWER:

Someday... if I had lots of money and time I would absolutely LOVE to do a lot of traveling, there's so much world out there to see

My dream "first" date would include anything original

If I HAD to pick a favorite song... right at this very moment, it would probably have to be Cruising, Huey Lewis and Gwyneth Paltrow

My favorite thread on literotica ever was recently, the MacRoger and Who is DCL really threads, not so recently, Deborah's Lovely Ladies of Lit prank .

For literotica homecoming king and queen I would like to nominate Laurel and Manu.

When I was in high school... this is how I felt about the process and just the mere idea of having homecoming kings and queens didn't think about it much


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BONUS:



Before this thread I had always thought of Jade as uh...nice? , but now I am certain she is fucking creative .
 
Pepsi
Legs
Classic Rock(70s)
Sex: Indoors
Submissive
Curly Fries
Well Done
Scrambled
Cookie
Phone conversation
Phone sex
Beer
Sexiest musician: Singer/Guitar player
Janeane Garafalo
Anime
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I wear an ankh about my neck.

Favorite flower? Roses (Cause they're classic) Dandilions (I know, I know, a weed, bite me! Cause you can pop their heads off!!!)

I have had 2 sexual partners. I feel okay about this.

I am happy about Valentine's day tomorrow. False

I sleep with air every night. I am unhappy with this arrangement.

To de-stress ... I LOVE to.. Growl.

My hobbies other than literotica include but are not limited to D&D, Comics, PC gaming, etc.

I have a secret literotica crush on the wiccan babes! You know who you are! ;)

http://www.keirsey.com says that my personality type is an Idealist, Champion.

I think lil Brandi's real life name is Hatie, MAD Hatie but I a just guessing. WTf do I know anyway?

I sing in my car often

My favorite color is blue, like my eyes.

My favorite material posession is my Sandman comic collection, but I really miss my first ankh

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SHORT ANSWER:

Someday... if I had lots of money and time I would absolutely LOVE to go to Australia.

My dream "first" date would include sweet, tender kisses.

Who was your best kiss, and why? They have all been rather average really...

If I HAD to pick a favorite song... right at this very moment, it would probably have to be... INXS - Need you tonight.

I think Leanne Rimes has an incredibly sexy voice and when I hear his/her music I feel that I MUST deflower her, if she still requires such.

My favorite thread on literotica ever was the Elven Fantasy thread.

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BONUS:

After going through this I feel nervous about Jade.

Before this thread I had always thought of Jade as a color, but now I am certain she is fucking someone?
 
Ravenloft said:
Before this thread I had always thought of Jade as a color, but now I am certain she is fucking someone?

Of course if she isn't by now... she will be soon.

Oh too look that good all the time must be so hard... oh it is!
 
Jade said:
Okay... Just curious


Us literoticans need to know just a bit more about you... would you do us the honors...

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Categories are as follows:

-Circle the best answer

-Fill in the blank

-Short Answer

-Bonus

No essays or multiple choice... Good Luck! Hope you "pass!" hehe ;)

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***** IMPORTANT: When you are finished... let us know if your ideal mate(s) would have any answers here different than the way you yourself answered.

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CHOOSE ONE:

Coke/Pepsi (if you had to choose) Coke

Boobs/Butt/Legs Butt (although none of them matter if she hasn't got a pretty face too)

Oldies (50s and 60s)/Classic Rock(70s)/Hard Rock (80s)/Bubble Gum Pop (80s and 90s)/Alternative (90s)/Today - 80's plus 90's alternative

Basketball/Football/Soccer/Baseball/Triathlon- Hockey

Sex: Indoors/Outdoors -Indoors (its f-ing cold here)

Blow job: Swallow/Or not? Not applicable

Liberal/Conservative -Sexually Liberal, fiscally and politicaly conservative.

Dominant/Submissive Dom most times

French fries/Curly Fries/Baked Potato/Mashed Potato/Tater tots/Potatos ... huh? - Curly fries.... with cheese sauce

Bloody/Med. rare/Med. well/Well Done/Black/Meat? Ew!- Medium

Sunny side up/Over easy/Over med/Over hard/Scrambled/Poached/Hard-boiled/Raw- Over easy

Cookie dough/Cookie- Cookie

Instant messanger/Phone conversation- Phone con.

Phone sex/Cyber sex- Phone sex

Wine coolers/Mixed drinks/Shots/Beer/Alcohol? Ew!- Beer

Sexiest musician: Singer/Guitar player/Piano player/Drummer
Terry Clark or Amanda Marshall
Nicole Kiddman/Jenna Elfman/Catherine Zeta-Jones/Pamela Anderson/Cindy Crawford/Meg Ryan/Buffy/BrittanySpears/Janeane Garafalo- Catherine ZJ/ Jenna Elfman in a dead heat

Anime/Bondage- Anime ( or neither)

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Okay good job! You made it!

On to fill in the blank!

I wear/do not wear an item of jewlery on a regular/continual basis. -Yes

If yes... I wear a (some) _watch on/in my wrist.
IN only take it (them) off when I (never?)


Favorite flower? Daisy_______

I have had 30+ sexual partners. I feel indifferent about this.

I am happy about Valentine's day tomorrow /False

I sleep with my dogs every night. I am unhappy with this arrangement. They are bed hogs

To de-stress ... I LOVE to.. FISH

My hobbies other than literotica include but are not limited to Hockey_, Fishing_, rather infrequent "Couch Rugby"_, etc.

I have a secret literotica crush on (loose lips sink ships) (okay so I tried.... hehe.)

http://www.keirsey.com says that my personality type is a Gaurdian Supervisor

I think lil Brandi's real life name is Bambi_, but I a just guessing. WTf do I know anyway? ;)

I sing in my car sometimes/often/never/other-Often

I feel ashamed_about playing the car flirting game.

My favorite color is purple

My favorite material posession is my fly rod, but I really miss my bikes

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SHORT ANSWER:




Someday... if I had lots of money and time I would absolutely LOVE to travel EVERYWHERE _______________________________________________________


My dream "first" date would include gratuitous sex with more than 3 females_________________________________________________________

Who was your best kiss, and why? Daniella Menna (If I only had a pic.....WOW)__________________________________________________________

If I HAD to pick a favorite song... right at this very moment, it would probably have to be... "White Hot" Tom Cochrane __________________________________________________________

I think Amanda Marshall______ has an incredibly sexy voice and when I hear his/her music I feel Like my pants are too tight_____

My favorite thread on literotica ever was the Fuck Canada__ thread.

For literotica homecoming king and queen I would like to nominate Xander and Todd lol.

When I was in high school... this is how I felt about the process and just the mere idea of having homecoming kings and queens somewhere between indifferant and glad for the "new comedic material".


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BONUS:

After going through this I feel cheapened by Jade.

Before this thread I had always thought of Jade as _a doll_, but now I am certain she is fucking an amatuer psychologist_.

:) hehe

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Knock yourself out... someone.. anyone.

:)





[Edited by Expertise on 02-15-2001 at 01:07 PM]
 
Coke/Pepsi (if you had to choose) Coke

Boobs/Butt/Legs Legs

Oldies (50s and 60s)/Classic Rock(70s)/Hard Rock (80s)/Bubble Gum Pop (80s and 90s)/Alternative (90s)/Today 80’ rock, glam band style.

Basketball/Football/Soccer/Baseball/Triathlon Polo

Sex: Indoors/Outdoors Yes

Blow job: Swallow/Or not? Whats a blowjob?

Liberal/Conservative Lib…hahahaha Conservative.

Dominant/Submissive Both

French fries/Curly Fries/Baked Potato/Mashed Potato/Tater tots/Potatos ... huh? Sweet

Bloody/Med. rare/Med. well/Well Done/Black/Meat? Ew! Med

Sunny side up/Over easy/Over med/Over hard/Scrambled/Poached/Hard-boiled/Raw Med

Cookie dough/Cookie Cookie

Instant messanger/Phone conversation Neither

Phone sex/Cyber sex Neither

Wine coolers/Mixed drinks/Shots/Beer/Alcohol? Ew! Shots

Sexiest musician: Singer/Guitar player/Piano player/Drummer Don’t think of them that way

Nicole Kiddman/Jenna Elfman/Catherine Zeta-Jones/Pamela Anderson/Cindy Crawford/Meg Ryan/Buffy/Brittany Spears/Janeane Garafalo Janeane

Anime/Bondage Ewww/Ewww

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Okay good job! You made it!

On to fill in the blank!

I wear/do not wear an item of jewlery on a regular/continual basis. Do

If yes... I wear a (some) ______ on/in my ______. Watch/arm
IN only take it (them) off when I _______ (never?) Shower


Favorite flower? ________________ Mexican Heather

I have had ____ sexual partners. I feel _______ about this. 5th

I am happy about Valentine's day tomorrow True/False True

I sleep with __________ every night. I am happy/unhappy with this arrangement. FantasyGoddess extremely happy

To de-stress ... I LOVE to.. Role play

My hobbies other than literotica include but are not limited to Computer and related stuff.

I have a secret literotica crush on No one.

http://www.keirsey.com says that my personality type is a Guardian, supervisor

I think lil Brandi's real life name is "Babes", but I a just guessing. WTf do I know anyway?

I sing in my car sometimes/often/never/other Used to, but due to extreme critisism, I don’t anymore.

I feel "weird" about playing the car flirting game.

My favorite color is red.

My favorite material posession is my "Guitar", but I really miss my time to play it.

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SHORT ANSWER:




Someday... if I had lots of money and time I would absolutely LOVE to Open a wood working shop, and write

My dream "first" date would include The FantasyGoddess

Who was your best kiss, and why? FantasyGoddess, the first time, she laughed at me.

If I HAD to pick a favorite song... right at this very moment, it would probably have to be... Dance the Night Away, Van Halen

I think "The master, Barry White" has an incredibly sexy voice and when I hear his/her music I feel ashamed and jealous.

My favorite thread on literotica ever was the When Gods Meddle thread.

For literotica homecoming king and queen I would like to nominate Laurel and Manu.

When I was in high school... this is how I felt about the process and just the mere idea of having homecoming kings and queens didn’t give a fuck.


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BONUS:

After going through this I feel closer to? Jade.

Before this thread I had always thought of Jade as "Jade", but now I am certain she is fucking "Insane."
 
Damn Jade, this is like, way too much, but for some strange reason I'm filling it out.

Pick one . . .
Coke
Boobs
Classic Rock(70s)/Hard Rock (80s)
Football-Rugby
Sex: Everywhere
Blow job: Yes please
Liberal/Conservative hmm, local Division is Capitalist or Socialist - I'm for Capitalism
Dominant/Submissive neither strongly, both at times
Rice
Medium Rare
Over easy
Cookie dough
Instant messanger
Phone sex
Beer, Scotch straight up
Sexiest musician: Piano player
Jenna Elfman
Anime

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Okay good job! You made it!

On to fill in the blank!

I do not wear an item of jewlery on a regular or continual basis.

Favorite flower? fake one, I'll kill it otherwise.

I have had *looks around, bets no-one will actually read this* 4 sexual partners. I feel unhappy about this.

I am ambivilent about Valentine's day tomorrow

I sleep with the door open every night. I am happy with this arrangement.

To de-stress ... I LOVE to.. masterbate

My hobbies other than literotica include but are not limited to Reading, daydreaming, computer games

I have a secret literotica crush on ******* (okay so I tried.... hehe.)

http://www.keirsey.com says that my personality type is a idealist counselor (INFJ, intersting when tested previously I was ENTJ)

I think lil Brandi's real life name is none of my business but I a just guessing. WTf do I know anyway?

I sing in my car always.

I feel cofused about playing the car flirting game.

My favorite color is part of the rainbow

My favorite material posession is my computer but I really miss my kids

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SHORT ANSWER:

Someday... if I had lots of money and time I would absolutely LOVE to buy a HOG, trip across North America, and back, cruise to East Affrica, spend a month on safari, come home to my perfectly restored 1973 Corvette Stingray. Oh and sleep 10hrs a nite (;) Mustang Sally)


My dream "first" date would include a woman, and sex

Who was your best kiss, and why? Bronwyn, my first love.

If I HAD to pick a favorite song... right at this very moment, it would probably have to be... Iron Hand - Dire Straits

I think ______________________ has an incredibly sexy voice and when I hear his/her music I feel ____________________

My favorite thread on literotica ever was the 'Not one of the all time threads' thread.

For literotica homecoming king and queen I would like to nominate _____________________ and ______________________.

When I was in high school... this is how I felt about the process and just the mere idea of having homecoming kings and queens, we don't have them.
 
CHOOSE ONE:

Coke/Pepsi (if you had to choose) : Coke. Ever try to put Pepsi up your nose?

Boobs/Butt/Legs : Butt

Oldies (50s and 60s)/Classic Rock(70s)/Hard Rock (80s)/Bubble Gum Pop (80s and 90s)/Alternative(90s)/Today : Soul, with a capital S.

Basketball/Football/Soccer/Baseball/Triathlon: Hoops to play. Baseball to watch.

Sex: Indoors/Outdoors: Indoors

Blow job: Swallow/Or not? : Blow Jobs. Swallow or not.

Liberal/Conservative : Liberal

Dominant/Submissive : I'm only Dominant if she tells me to be.<giggle>

French fries/Curly Fries/Baked Potato/Mashed Potato/Tater tots/Potatos ... huh? : Baked Potato

Bloody/Med. rare/Med. well/Well Done/Black/Meat? Ew! : Med. Rare

Sunny side up/Over easy/Over med/Over hard/Scrambled/Poached/Hard-boiled/Raw : Scrambled

Cookie dough/Cookie : Cookie Dough

Instant messanger/Phone conversation: Phone

Phone sex/Cyber sex : Cyber

Wine coolers/Mixed drinks/Shots/Beer/Alcohol? Ew! :Nun of the above.

Sexiest musician: Singer/Guitar player/Piano player/Drummer : Where's the keyboardist? Sax?

Nicole Kiddman/Jenna Elfman/Catherine Zeta-Jones/Pamela Anderson/Cindy Crawford/Meg
Ryan/Buffy/Brittany Spears/Janeane Garafalo : Jenna Elfman

Anime/Bondage : Not big into either.

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Okay good job! You made it!

On to fill in the blank!

I wear/do not wear an item of jewlery on a regular/continual basis.

If yes... I wear an (some) earring on/in my ear.
I only wear it when I think it will make someone think poorly of me.


Favorite flower? Lilies

I have had sexual partners. I feel good about this.

I am happy about Valentine's day tomorrow True

I sleep with some discomfort every night. I am unhappy with this arrangement.

To de-stress ... I LOVE to.. Shoot hoops.

My hobbies other than literotica include but are not limited to music, sports, photography, etc.

I have a secret literotica crush on: Never met anyone.

http://www.keirsey.com says that my personality type is a mellow fellow.

I think lil Brandi's real life name is Dave, but I'm just guessing. WTf do I know anyway?

I sing in my car every time.

I feel ambivalent about playing the car flirting game.

My favorite color is all of 'em.

My favorite material posession is my digital camera, but I really miss my Roland Axis Remote Keyboard.

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SHORT ANSWER:




Someday... if I had lots of money and time I would absolutely LOVE to
Learn to play saxophone.


My dream "first" date would include: A woman.

Who was your best kiss, and why? Aimee. Because she was so far out of my league and she liked me...really liked me.

If I HAD to pick a favorite song... right at this very moment, it would probably have to be...
Ain't Nothin' Stoppin' Us Now - Tower of Power

I think Tori Amos has an incredibly sexy voice and when I hear his/her music I feel like changin the station, because it's all too damn depressing.

My favorite thread on literotica ever was the anyone with Lil-Brandi's name in the title thread.

For literotica homecoming king and queen I would like to nominate Ambro and
Mrs. Ambro.

When I was in high school... this is how I felt about the process and just the mere idea of having homecoming
kings and queens We didn't have one.


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

BONUS:

After going through this I feel impressed by Jade.

Before this thread I had always thought of Jade as a regular on the board, but now I am certain she is fucking genius...pure genius.
 
CHOOSE ONE:

Coke/Pepsi (if you had to choose)
Pepsi

Boobs/Butt/Legs
All of the above

Oldies (50s and 60s)/Classic Rock(70s)/Hard Rock (80s)/Bubble Gum Pop (80s and 90s)/Alternative (90s)/Today
Most of them

Basketball/Football/Soccer/Baseball/Triathlon
Football

Sex: Indoors/Outdoors
Anywhere I can get it (I get way to little!!)

Blow job: Swallow/Or not?
That’s up the woman

Liberal/Conservative
Liberal

Dominant/Submissive
Dominant

French fries/Curly Fries/Baked Potato/Mashed Potato/Tater tots/Potatos ... huh?
Curly Fries

Bloody/Med. rare/Med. well/Well Done/Black/Meat?
Medium rare

Sunny side up/Over easy/Over med/Over hard/Scrambled/Poached/Hard-boiled/Raw
Scrambled

Cookie dough/Cookie
Cookie

Instant messanger/Phone conversation
Mostly Instant Messange, but I prefer phone, if it just wasn’t so expensive

Phone sex/Cyber sex
Yes to both of them, but phone sex is so much more intense because of the voice

Wine coolers/Mixed drinks/Shots/Beer/Alcohol?!
Mixed drinks, Beer,

Sexiest musician: Singer/Guitar player/Piano player/Drummer
I don’t know

Nicole Kiddman/Jenna Elfman/Catherine Zeta-Jones/Pamela Anderson/Cindy Crawford/Meg Ryan/Buffy/Brittany Spears/Janeane Garafalo
Catherine Zeta-Jones

Anime/Bondage
Bondage

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Okay good job! You made it!

On to fill in the blank!

I wear/do not wear an item of jewlery on a regular/continual basis.

If yes... I wear a silver necklace sometimes

Favorite flower? Roses

I have had 2 sexual partners. I feel ok about this.

I am happy about Valentine's day tomorrow True/False
Indifferent

I sleep with myself every night. I am happy/unhappy with this arrangement. I miss company from time to time

To de-stress ... I LOVE to.. read, and listen to music

My hobbies other than literotica include but are not limited to reading, listening to music, talking to my on-line friends, travel

I have a secret literotica crush on to many to mention, and some more than others! (okay so I tried.... hehe.)

http://www.keirsey.com says that my personality type is a I didn’t take the test

I think lil Brandi's real life name is I have no idea, but I a just guessing. WTf do I know anyway?

I sing in my car sometimes/often/never/other
Never since I don’t have a car

I feel _________about playing the car flirting game. What is that??

My favorite color is probably black

My favorite material possession is my none, but I really miss my none

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SHORT ANSWER:




Someday... if I had lots of money and time I would absolutely LOVE to
Travel a lot around the world


My dream "first" date would include that’s for me to know, and you to find out

Who was your best kiss, and why? N/A

If I HAD to pick a favorite song... right at this very moment, it would probably have to be...
”Truly, Madly, Deeply” by Svage Garden

I think “Kate Bush” has an incredibly sexy voice and when I hear his/her music I feel Cold shivers down my back

My favorite thread on literotica ever was the Turn ons and fantasies (http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=10895) thread.

For literotica homecoming king and queen I would like to nominate Hecate and Merelan. (I know it’s two women, but it’s my choice!! ;).

When I was in high school... this is how I felt about the process and just the mere idea of having homecoming kings and queens don’t have them in Denmark


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BONUS:

After going through this I feel like smiling at Jade.

Before this thread I had always thought of Jade as curious , but now I am certain she is fucking nosy .

[Edited by ShyGuy68 on 02-15-2001 at 12:57 PM]
 
Svedish_Chef said:
Ravenloft said:
Before this thread I had always thought of Jade as a color, but now I am certain she is fucking someone?

Of course if she isn't by now... she will be soon.

Oh too look that good all the time must be so hard... oh it is!


Um... woah!

How could I have missed this?? My oh my


Ravenloft... no honey, just my fingers... does that count? Fortunately I am a musician so they are strong, lucky me lucky me. ;)

Chef... what would I do with you sweetie?
And NO I didn't know actually, now that you mention it. *blush*
 
Expertise said:
Jade said:


My favorite thread on literotica ever was the Fuck Canada__ thread.

For literotica homecoming king and queen I would like to nominate Xander and Todd lol.







[Edited by Expertise on 02-15-2001 at 01:07 PM]


Haha!!! I remember that thread!!! LMFAO

And interesting selection there in the nomination category.... surely Flagg could replace Todd there?
 
LMAO

WebDesignGuru said:


I think lil Brandi's real life name is Dave, but I'm just guessing. WTf do I know anyway?



My dream "first" date would include: A woman.

After going through this I feel impressed by Jade.

Before this thread I had always thought of Jade as a regular on the board, but now I am certain she is fucking genius...pure genius.

I just had to bring some of your funnies answers back up... lmao.

Anyway... the whole genius thing... I basically felt like reiterating that whole "flattery will get you everywhere" thing.. so .. uh.. yea.. ... yea. ;) xoxo (thanks)
 
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