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_ Jade said:Okay... Just curious
Curious my ass!
CHOOSE ONE:
Coke/Pepsi Cokaine... always
Boobs/Butt/LegsLegs
Oldies (50s and 60s)/Classic Rock(70s)/Hard Rock (80s)/Bubble Gum Pop (80s and 90s)/Alternative (90s)/TodayCombo of pretty much everything... but I couldn't pick sexy as hell chick singers with beautiful voicesCantantesensual?
Basketball/Football/Soccer/Baseball/TriathlonFrom the options... basketball
Sex: Indoors/OutdoorsWhats that? Um anywhere
Blow job: Swallow/Or not?Depends...
Liberal/ConservativeIm a fucking Aussie!
Dominant/SubmissiveDepends on the mood
French fries/Curly Fries/Baked Potato/Mashed Potato/Tater tots/Potatos We call em chips out here dear
Bloody/Med. rare/Med. well/Well Done/Black/Meat? Bloody
Sunny side up/Over easy/Over med/Over hard/Scrambled/Poached/Hard-boiled/RawSunny side up
Cookie dough/CookieBiscuits!
Instant messanger/Phone conversationOh god let that be her... um phone
Phone sex/Cyber sexReal sex
Wine coolers/Mixed drinks/Shots/Beer/Alcohol?Straight bourbon... or wine
Sexiest musician: Singer/Guitar player/Piano player/DrummerJade I mean singer
Nicole Kiddman/Jenna Elfman/Catherine Zeta-Jones/Pamela Anderson/Cindy Crawford/Meg Ryan/Buffy/Brittany Spears/Janeane GarafaloI'll go with Jade... Janeane Garofelo, or Catherine Zeta Jones or Meg Ryan
Anime/BondageCartoon kinky porn? Psyco's!
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I wear/do not wear an item of jewlery on a regular/continual basis.
Favorite flower? I'm allergic... probably none
I have had over 10 sexual partners. I feel Ok about this.
I am happy about Valentine's day tomorrow True/False, couldnt care less
I sleep with myself every night. I am happy/very
unhappy with this arrangement.
To de-stress ... I LOVE to.. Um yep
My hobbies other than literotica include but are not limited to music, Sport, Having fun, etc.
I have a secret literotica crush on merelan, Never, Jade (okay so I tried.... No I really did I promise! (Dont think any of em have been secrets though.)
http://www.keirsey.com says that my personality type is a Dont care
I sing in my car sometimes/often/never/otherMy Car... I wish.... Um often
I feel _________about playing the car flirting game. Ok whats that again?
My favorite color is Maroon red or aqua
My favorite material posession is my CD's, but I really miss my Bourbon Bottle collection
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SHORT ANSWER:
Someday... if I had lots of money and time I would absolutely LOVE to Go and see all you special people in the US that I have saved for so long to do!
My dream "first" date would include A spa, nice food and a good nights sleep... oh and a massage
Who was your best kiss, and why? My ex, her first kiss ever and first time I kissed someone I loved
If I HAD to pick a favorite song... right at this very moment, it would probably have to be... By now you should all know my sig line... Loneliness is worse by Veruca Salt
I think Chick singer eg. Nina Gordon, Heather Nova, Bic Runga etc has an incredibly sexy voice and when I hear his/her music I feel Better
My favorite thread on literotica ever was the The original Beaker thread, or slutboys neverending thread or any of Never's threads.
For literotica homecoming king and queen I would like to nominate Rabbit and Laney.
When I was in high school... this is how I felt about the process and just the mere idea of having homecoming kings and queens Never had it how the fuck would I know?
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BONUS:
After going through this I feel horny at Jade.
Before this thread I had always thought of Jade as Babe, but now I am certain she is fucking Babe!.
hehe
MysteryJKR said:
I sleep with _My pillow_ every night. I am happy/unhappy with this arrangement. - Im happy right now.
After going through this I feel _more in touch, hehe_ at Jade.
Before this thread I had always thought of Jade as _someone great_, but now I am certain she is fucking __Fantasitc!_.
Thumper said:
After going through this I feel attracted at Jade.
Before this thread I had always thought of Jade as hot, but now I am certain she is fucking, well....not me
Jade said:
Pepsi... but I like Liptons tea w/ lemon.
Butt... & hands, feet, teeth, eyes, lips.
The 80's top 40; the 90's country, top 40, Well fuck, anything I'm in the mood for.
Never played sports.
Sex: Indoors lotsa times.. outdoors twice, got caught by cops once.
Blow job: Love em.. Tastes Great, Less Filling. j/k. Ewww, haven't found anyone I like the taste of, yet.
Liberal/Conservative: Don't know, don't care, they were all a bunch of idiots this year.
Dominant/Submissive: Dom.. but not whips and gags dom. Usually sub.
French fries/Curly Fries/Baked Potato/Mashed Potato/Tater tots/Potatos ... any
meat- med well
Eggs- over easy, scrambled.
Cookie dough/Cookie... both, HA!
Phone of course, after getting over the initial nervousness of calling someone a 100,000,000 miles away.
Live sex
Wine coolers/Mixed drinks/Shots/Beer- all of the above.
Sexiest musician: Singer/Piano player
Catherine Zeta-Jones/Meg Ryan/Buffy/AND Angelina Jolie dammit!
Anime/Bondage: huh?!
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I wear a bellybutton ring & a nose ring on a regular basis. And somebody's ring now too.
Favorite flower? Dyanthus
I have had 2 meaningful partners where I loved that person; and 2 that I was kinda seeing; and 4- 1 night stands. I feel dumb about everyone but the first 2.
I am ?? about Valentine's day tomorrow. Don't care either way, just another day.
My daughters won't sleep anywhere but with me every night. I am happy with this arrangement.
To de-stress ... I LOVE to.. take a hot shower (have a smoke and drink tequila.. but that's every other weekend.)
My hobby other than literotica is bellydancing.
I have a secret literotica crush on Beaker![]()
http://www.keirsey.com says that my personality type is: crazy horny seductive bitch. Ok, so it doesn't.
I think lil Brandi's real life name is Natasha.
I sing in my car often.
I feel confused, what the hell is the car flirting game?
My favorite color is redyelloworangepinkbluepurplegreenblackwhite.
My favorite material posession is my computer, but I really miss my Blazer.
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Someday... if I had lots of money and time I would absolutely LOVE to buy a house, have some horses,
lotsa land, a 'vette, and a 4X4 SUV.
My dream "first" date would include: Beaker![]()
Who was your best kiss, and why? My kids dad.. he was my first everything.
If I HAD to pick a favorite song... right at this very moment, it would probably have to be... Arms Wide Open, Creed.
My favorite thread on literotica: too many to choose from.
For literotica homecoming king and queen I would like to nominate: I hated this in high school, I hate it now.
When I was in high school... this is how I felt about the process and just the mere idea of having homecoming kings and queens: see above.. superficial popularity contest.
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After going through this I feel tired, but am fine with Jade.
Before this thread I had always thought of Jade as sweet, but now I am certain she is fucking sweet and bored.
hehe
Jade said:
CHEF: I had no clue I was on your crush list... *blushing*... hehe...
Jade said:Okay who is Carissa?
And btw ... as I have often enough said... flattery will get you everywhere! hehe xoxo

Ravenloft said:Before this thread I had always thought of Jade as a color, but now I am certain she is fucking someone?
Jade said:Okay... Just curious
Us literoticans need to know just a bit more about you... would you do us the honors...
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Categories are as follows:
-Circle the best answer
-Fill in the blank
-Short Answer
-Bonus
No essays or multiple choice... Good Luck! Hope you "pass!" hehe
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***** IMPORTANT: When you are finished... let us know if your ideal mate(s) would have any answers here different than the way you yourself answered.
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CHOOSE ONE:
Coke/Pepsi (if you had to choose) Coke
Boobs/Butt/Legs Butt (although none of them matter if she hasn't got a pretty face too)
Oldies (50s and 60s)/Classic Rock(70s)/Hard Rock (80s)/Bubble Gum Pop (80s and 90s)/Alternative (90s)/Today - 80's plus 90's alternative
Basketball/Football/Soccer/Baseball/Triathlon- Hockey
Sex: Indoors/Outdoors -Indoors (its f-ing cold here)
Blow job: Swallow/Or not? Not applicable
Liberal/Conservative -Sexually Liberal, fiscally and politicaly conservative.
Dominant/Submissive Dom most times
French fries/Curly Fries/Baked Potato/Mashed Potato/Tater tots/Potatos ... huh? - Curly fries.... with cheese sauce
Bloody/Med. rare/Med. well/Well Done/Black/Meat? Ew!- Medium
Sunny side up/Over easy/Over med/Over hard/Scrambled/Poached/Hard-boiled/Raw- Over easy
Cookie dough/Cookie- Cookie
Instant messanger/Phone conversation- Phone con.
Phone sex/Cyber sex- Phone sex
Wine coolers/Mixed drinks/Shots/Beer/Alcohol? Ew!- Beer
Sexiest musician: Singer/Guitar player/Piano player/Drummer
Terry Clark or Amanda Marshall
Nicole Kiddman/Jenna Elfman/Catherine Zeta-Jones/Pamela Anderson/Cindy Crawford/Meg Ryan/Buffy/BrittanySpears/Janeane Garafalo- Catherine ZJ/ Jenna Elfman in a dead heat
Anime/Bondage- Anime ( or neither)
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Okay good job! You made it!
On to fill in the blank!
I wear/do not wear an item of jewlery on a regular/continual basis. -Yes
If yes... I wear a (some) _watch on/in my wrist.
IN only take it (them) off when I (never?)
Favorite flower? Daisy_______
I have had 30+ sexual partners. I feel indifferent about this.
I am happy about Valentine's day tomorrow /False
I sleep with my dogs every night. I am unhappy with this arrangement. They are bed hogs
To de-stress ... I LOVE to.. FISH
My hobbies other than literotica include but are not limited to Hockey_, Fishing_, rather infrequent "Couch Rugby"_, etc.
I have a secret literotica crush on (loose lips sink ships) (okay so I tried.... hehe.)
http://www.keirsey.com says that my personality type is a Gaurdian Supervisor
I think lil Brandi's real life name is Bambi_, but I a just guessing. WTf do I know anyway?
I sing in my car sometimes/often/never/other-Often
I feel ashamed_about playing the car flirting game.
My favorite color is purple
My favorite material posession is my fly rod, but I really miss my bikes
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SHORT ANSWER:
Someday... if I had lots of money and time I would absolutely LOVE to travel EVERYWHERE _______________________________________________________
My dream "first" date would include gratuitous sex with more than 3 females_________________________________________________________
Who was your best kiss, and why? Daniella Menna (If I only had a pic.....WOW)__________________________________________________________
If I HAD to pick a favorite song... right at this very moment, it would probably have to be... "White Hot" Tom Cochrane __________________________________________________________
I think Amanda Marshall______ has an incredibly sexy voice and when I hear his/her music I feel Like my pants are too tight_____
My favorite thread on literotica ever was the Fuck Canada__ thread.
For literotica homecoming king and queen I would like to nominate Xander and Todd lol.
When I was in high school... this is how I felt about the process and just the mere idea of having homecoming kings and queens somewhere between indifferant and glad for the "new comedic material".
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BONUS:
After going through this I feel cheapened by Jade.
Before this thread I had always thought of Jade as _a doll_, but now I am certain she is fucking an amatuer psychologist_.
hehe
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Knock yourself out... someone.. anyone.
Svedish_Chef said:Ravenloft said:Before this thread I had always thought of Jade as a color, but now I am certain she is fucking someone?
Of course if she isn't by now... she will be soon.
Oh too look that good all the time must be so hard... oh it is!
Expertise said:Jade said:
My favorite thread on literotica ever was the Fuck Canada__ thread.
For literotica homecoming king and queen I would like to nominate Xander and Todd lol.
[Edited by Expertise on 02-15-2001 at 01:07 PM]
WebDesignGuru said:
I think lil Brandi's real life name is Dave, but I'm just guessing. WTf do I know anyway?
My dream "first" date would include: A woman.
After going through this I feel impressed by Jade.
Before this thread I had always thought of Jade as a regular on the board, but now I am certain she is fucking genius...pure genius.