anthracks poizoning afflicts the board

[Problem Child]

It's anthracks.

It has to be, or maybe Ergot of Rye. Back in thr old days people used to store rye grain and it would get damp and a fungus called ergot would grow on it. They'd eat bread made with the bad grain and go nuts.

Or maybe it's mercury poisoning. The Mad Hatter's disease. Hatmakers of old used mercury to process beaver felt hats. Eventually they all lost their grip on reality from too much exposure.

Alcoholism, drugs, loneliness...lot's of things make people act frackin' nutzoid. Tonight I'm mildly torqued on Bushmill's Irish whiskey, but I could still drive if need be. Rarely drink, but it's nice to have a shot or two once in a while.

Isn't the moon almost full?

 

[KillerMuffin]

It's pure putinonism, me darlin'.

I had this great sexual fantasy about you last night. There was Nutella and everything and I almost came and then I saw this drop dead gorgeous 1969 Powerwagon and well, you know how these things are. We went muddin' instead. I was pissed off at you for a while cause you wouldn't let me drive. Something about wrecking. Then you got us stuck in the mud. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing. Mud turns me on.

 

[april-wine]

Actually it's the sonic Muff boom .....

Twas a day born of hell,
And all through Lit
The members were bent
To see fucktards split

The likes of Kin ky
and Sexxyness played
Upon every last nerve
It was such a charade

The posts they flew
One by one, word by word
Not even pm's
from lavender were heard

Freakygurl tried
She pleaded and begged
But Sexxyness continued
Her game, she was tagged

Could Kin ky have sent her
To rile the masses
Soon KillerMuffin would kick
Them there asses

Peace, love, and sex
Would return to us soon
Can't you just hear
That sonic Muff Boom


__________________

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Or maybe it's mercury poisoning. The Mad Hatter's disease. Hatmakers of old used mercury to process beaver felt hats. Eventually they all lost their grip on reality from too much exposure.

I am SURE that was lead...

But yes I do believe anthracks has hit the board in a big way.

I mean Muffs too busy cybering with you to even LOOK at a Ravens Beak.. and that is just not her. (Even if you do have her in mud)

 

[Azwed]

No it was mercury I remember reading about it somewhere. I forget what they used the mercury for, but mercury poisoning can lead to many different mental problems.

 

[Problem Child]

It's pure putinonism, me darlin'.

I had this great sexual fantasy about you last night. There was Nutella and everything and I almost came and then I saw this drop dead gorgeous 1969 Powerwagon and well, you know how these things are. We went muddin' instead. I was pissed off at you for a while cause you wouldn't let me drive. Something about wrecking. Then you got us stuck in the mud. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing. Mud turns me on.

You're simply the best. Better than all the rest. Better than anyone else.

 

[Azwed]

You're simply the best. Better than all the rest. Better than anyone else.

get a room ya'll

 

[KillerMuffin]

No sexual fantasy is complete without Nutella and a 440 Magnum under the hood. *smiles blissfully* When you sit on the winch cover on the front bumper, it turns you into a vibrator.

 

[Problem Child]

I'd settle for my pink gun in your holster.

 

[KillerMuffin]

You can fill me with your .44 automag anytime, darlin'.

 

[Problem Child]

I'm not that big. I'm more like a S&W 686 stainless steel .357 mag. 6-1/2" barrel. But I'm a shooter.

How cum you won't run away with me?

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

I'm on to your game

y'all aren't actually talking about guns, are you?

You're talking about *gasp* sex!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Because I haven't yet mastered the art of "fuck me running" yet. How about we drive out and shoot the hell out of some stop signs and then I tie you to the rollbar and we fuck like horny people? I have spare Ranchos in the toolbox.

 

[Azwed]

always perfered the 426 hemi but ehh what can you do.

now what do i do with this .50 caliber DEagle

 

[Problem Child]

Muffie

How about I fly you out to Las Vegas and I'll drive over from here. We'll get some RPG's and blow up a couple of old Cadillacs and Buicks out in the desert, I'll lick you until you pass out from orgasmic overload, we go back to town, gamble the night away, eat lobster in our hotal room naked, watch Green Acres, then fuck till the sun comes up.

Will you go swimming with me after I cum on your tits?

 

[Azwed]

holy shit

Damn PC you are turning me on acckkkkk

*runs out of thread*

 

[Problem Child]

Az

You can join us, but don't play with my gun.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Damn. Las Vegas is no good. I've got that nasty lil' epilepsy problem darlin. Me'n the lights don't mix. You might enjoy the ride, at least until I rip somthing off, but I won't even notice it. Then I'll sleep for about three days. Talk about a boring party. How about Salt Lake City? More laws to break without even trying, we could rent a Ferrari and do the salt flats. Or Phoenix? The biggest dealer is in Phoenix and you can rent just about anything and put a brick or two down 'em. Of course they underload the rounds, about 150 grains, so the big stuff always jams.

 

[Problem Child]

Yeah, that's all nice, but are we going swimming or not?



Night-nite my Goddess of sexuagronomy, I gotta hit it. I'll be drreaming of you and lobster.

 

[Azwed]

Playing with someone elses gun is not proper firearm safety. I only ever play with my own gun

 

[KillerMuffin]

Yes, we're going swimming, as long as you promise to stay within touching distance at all times when I'm in the drink.

 

[p_p_man]

I covered the moon with the sun last night...

And blew out all the stars,
I didn't sleep I just woke up
And saw my father, Mars.


Mercury? What's Mercury?
The stuff that bends your head
But for madness real, the twisting stuff
It's best to go for lead.

pp_man (1943-eternity)
written whilst entombed in literotica

 

[LadyDarkFire]

No it was mercury I remember reading about it somewhere. I forget what they used the mercury for, but mercury poisoning can lead to many different mental problems.

Mercury was used to cure the pelts so they would not rot. "Mad as a hatter" came from this due to the effects of Heavy Metal Poisoning, which results in dementia and even death.