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This is the ones you want to fuck.![]()
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He gets confused easily![]()
See, you ladies have him all disoriented
See, you ladies have him all disoriented
Yes, he sees a tiny bit of cleavage and he's a fucking basket case![]()
He needs to start naming names now.![]()
And it happened so quickly![]()
Damn girl, if an hour is quick, you need an even older guy![]()
You just want to hear your name called
I think that you're still on daylight savings time![]()

is it that obvious I'm needy?
Damn, you're right! We turned the clocks back, so it was two hours. I knew I still had it![]()
Lol no not really but I will say your name if that helps

Too bad for the last hour and 59 minutes I was twiddling my thumbs![]()

And now you know why I'm fucking the babysitter Honey![]()
Well, if you could perform longer![]()
If you'd put the self-help book down, I might be more motivated.![]()
As soon as you quit watching internet porn and wanking to it, you'll have your motivation back. Then you'll wish it were only two hours![]()
Honey, that's not porn, its you five years ago![]()
Oh, so I'm old and washed up, is that it? Better get used to that couch mister, because it's where you're sleeping for the next five years![]()
Maybe we need some counseling . . . .
