Any Lit members you want to fuck?

[Dirtydaydream94]

A fewww

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I dunno … there just may be one or a dozen.

A few bakers dozen

 

[Tallulah82]

A few bakers dozen

That's a weird preference to have, only bakers. Is it something to do with the flour? Or their strong hands?

*Considers baking

 

[Hornymwtxn]

That's a weird preference to have, only bakers. Is it something to do with the flour? Or their strong hands?

*Considers baking

I do love a good sour dough.

 

[bobb_sledd]

I'm so fucking horny today that I'd even take a bad bang.

You're in luck, that's all I have to offer.

 

[Neanderthal247]

If you don't want to fuck me, then I don't want to fuck you either, because I'm petty like that lmao

 

[Coyote100]

There sure is.

 

[Photog1rl]

Aye

 

[BDA73]

^ ^ aye aye captain

 

[Tallulah82]

I like to think I have an open mind, and so I'll fuck anyone. That's not an issue.

Whether I am interested in fucking you again is an entirely different matter. Auditions can be brutal.

 

[GallantWriter]

Mmm there definitely are a few. Some are higher on the list, but there's a number of em.

 

[Biggalute]

Aye

I wonder who? (Starts searching for listers with a pirate name or reference )

I like to think I have an open mind, and so I'll fuck anyone. That's not an issue.

Whether I am interested in fucking you again is an entirely different matter. Auditions can be brutal.

As you whittle them down, round by round, I wonder if the discarded could form a group and come back for another go, like in the X factor.

 

[Tallulah82]

I wonder who? (Starts searching for listers with a pirate name or reference )

As you whittle them down, round by round, I wonder if the discarded could form a group and come back for another go, like in the X factor.

What a fucking fantastic idea. Group effort!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I like to think I have an open mind, and so I'll fuck anyone. That's not an issue.

Whether I am interested in fucking you again is an entirely different matter. Auditions can be brutal.

Is this like Harvard level acceptance levels or more like community college?

 

[Tallulah82]

Is this like Harvard level acceptance levels or more like community college?

I cannot possibly say. I guess to some it may feel like an easy pass. Others just can't see what they're doing wrong no matter how many study guides they read.

 

[GallantWriter]

I cannot possibly say. I guess to some it may feel like an easy pass. Others just can't see what they're doing wrong no matter how many study guides they read.

I mean if you just listen to teacher, you should pass the audition no problem. Right?

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I cannot possibly say. I guess to some it may feel like an easy pass. Others just can't see what they're doing wrong no matter how many study guides they read.

Do you have any study guide recommendations?

I prefer the visual ones btw.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Yup
Making a list and checking it twice

 

[Tallulah82]

I mean if you just listen to teacher, you should pass the audition no problem. Right?

Do you have any study guide recommendations?

I prefer the visual ones btw.

You'd think it'd be that easy, wouldn't you?

 

[mellowyellows]

Of course.

 

[GallantWriter]

You'd think it'd be that easy, wouldn't you?

I mean all I know, is I'd listen and remember everything teach taught me. Just so I could improve the next time, because I'd pass the audition.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

You'd think it'd be that easy, wouldn't you?

You're just trying to make this hard aren't ya?

Pssst it's working.

 

[cactusjack0584]

There are a few.. maybe… I dunno?

 

[Tallulah82]

There are a few.. maybe… I dunno?

Well you're never going to get e-banged with a flimsy attitude like that.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Well you're never going to get e-banged with a flimsy attitude like that.

Maybe… but that’s not what I’m here for… anymore… those days are long gone…
I’m pretty content just making people laugh occasionally