Anyone else masterbate at work

yeh

i can get away with it inmy office sometimes but ive almost been caught a few times :nana:
 
mattdiggity said:
i can get away with it inmy office sometimes but ive almost been caught a few times :nana:

oh my god, really really honestly? :eek:

...who by?

...what happened? :)

Please tell? :D
 
pinkstarfish said:
Tofutti break!!! :D

(anyone who gets this is my automatic bff)

Mmmm Tofutti Cuties! I seriously can't tell the difference between them and real ice cream.
 
juicyjinjams said:
oh my god, really really honestly? :eek:

...who by?

...what happened? :)

Please tell? :D

One time last spring, I was chatting w/ a Lit member who was having fun telling me what to do with my cock- it was getting very interesting just as a group of clients came in unannounced. My back is to the door (always open) so they can often sneak up and I can't see them (danger++). Needless to say I couldn't stand up at that moment to shake the guy's hand which was pretty bad form. I sat there in the impromptu meeting trying hard to think about baseball or whatever while she kept IMing me dirty stuff under the windows I had open. It was hilarious but terrifying at the same time.
 
Yes, I have. I am a 30 something professional female and I work in the executive wing. The CEO's office is right down the hall from mine and he passes my door (always open) several times a day. My other co-workers also pass my door and pleasuring myself in my office is out of the question. I do, however, make a 15 to 20 minute trip to the bathroom nearly every day sometime between 1:00 and 2:00. I don't know why, but that's typically the time of day that I am the horniest. It's the same way when I first wake up in the morning. Anyone else ever really horny when they first wake up?
 
The Executive Director of my old employer got busted for looking at porn on the internet about four years ago. Can't say that I've masturbated since then. Although, it hasn't stopped me from surfing Lit or engaging in some erotic IM while at the workplace. Hmm...maybe it's time to re-evaluate my no masturbation at work policy.
 
curlysue said:
Anyone else ever really horny when they first wake up?

Abso-freakin-lutely! When I first wake up, right around lunch, immediately after work, and now...when i should be in bed... :devil:
 
Sometimes I am so horny in the early morning -3-4 o'clock- that I need to run to the bathroom and make myself off at least twice. : :eek:
 
Okkam_1 said:
Sometimes I am so horny in the early morning -3-4 o'clock- that I need to run to the bathroom and make myself off at least twice. : :eek:

Just wanted to say I love the occupation listed in your profile. Naughty! :devil:
 
curlysue said:
Yes, I have. I am a 30 something professional female and I work in the executive wing. The CEO's office is right down the hall from mine and he passes my door (always open) several times a day. My other co-workers also pass my door and pleasuring myself in my office is out of the question. I do, however, make a 15 to 20 minute trip to the bathroom nearly every day sometime between 1:00 and 2:00. I don't know why, but that's typically the time of day that I am the horniest. It's the same way when I first wake up in the morning. Anyone else ever really horny when they first wake up?


Every day, it's nature's way of stopping guy's falling out of bed :) love thinking of certain scenario's and pressing into the mattress, my equivalent to girlies using a pillow to bunnyfuck :devil:
 
I haven't done it at work, though I've always thought the fantasy is hot. I may try it with a little incentive.
 
juicyjinjams said:
:) for me relief only ever happens in the Ladies room, and one particular cubicle in it, has seen quite a bit of action :)

I've never found work a very sexy place, but thinking of you would make me want to do it anywhere :kiss: :kiss:
 
I have been known to do it everyonce and awhile. However, I am at a new job and have not done it there, yet. I am in a cube so I am very nervous about it.
 
Often actually ...

I work part time in a large art gallery, sometimes there is absolutely NOBODY else :D

I sometimes fantasise about being used as a sales aid to clinch a very big sale, of course only to a very handsome client, or his wife

mmm I'm at work now and all alone

:kiss: Katie :kiss:
 
I love how everyone has an office! That makes it so much easier I bet :p.

At my last job I sat at an Ikea individual desk and my boss sat beside me literally 5 feet away. A friend of mine was at home and we were exchanging some absolutely dirty emails and I got so hard. Every time she'd send an email I'd have to reach down and pretend I was "adjusting" myself, but I was really just trying to get a few tugs in :). I was sitting with the keyboard try pulled out and trying very hard to hide myself lol. I eventually had to run off to the washroom to take care of business. It was great :).
 
Years ago when I was in college I worked as an intern for a nursery. One of the summer hired help and I got into a hot discussion about sex. She kept talking about sex on a trampoline and in a swimming pool. Needless to say I was getting hard just thinking about it, and she was getting some nice nip action going. The next day I was alone to check on the place and got to thinking about our dirty conversation. Needless to say in the middle of the open field the plants got some fertilizer :p
 
I've done it at various times, at varying frequencies--it comes and goes. (Bah-dum-bump) No, seriously, I do it in the restroom when I'm particularly stressed...but back before we switched to cubicles, I did it a couple of times at my desk, while having cybersex over IM with a certain woman...also had another female friend--I'd go find a men's room on a deserted floor in the office building, and she'd call and listen to me do it over the phone. She found it INCREDIBLY hot.

Thanks for reviving those memories. :)

SG
 
At my old office it was easier to masterbate in the restroom. It was just one person at a time...LOL I am now a full time student and work at the college I attend, and the restroom is a lot busier and not as private. The other day a "friend" called me and kinda had one sided phone sex. I couldn't talk or moan or anything like that, because people were coming and going in the restroom. It made things a bit more exciting, knowing that someone was right next to me, not knowing what I was doing, while I was on the phone listenting to my friend come. And throu it all, I couldn't say word....LOL LOL :)
 
I have in the restroom at work, but not right at my desk. That could definitely be a downer at work to be caught :confused: :eek:
 
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