Anyone for random non-sex (but occasionally sex) chat on the thread here?

[Whiskeyjack]

Oh I can’t wait for Sober Soothsayer Jack to translate that lol
Get water and drink it lol

Yeah... not much to translate. It looks like it was basically, "Good night, and Rob Zombie."
Also, I had a drunk dream last night about deviled egg pizza.
Trade you for one of the sex dreams that you and @HollyS have been having recently.

 

[HollyS]

Yeah... not much to translate. It looks like it was basically, "Good night, and Rob Zombie."
Also, I had a drunk dream last night about deviled egg pizza.
Trade you for one of the sex dreams that you and @HollyS have been having recently.

My mind translated the Rob Zombie immediately.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Yeah... not much to translate. It looks like it was basically, "Good night, and Rob Zombie."
Also, I had a drunk dream last night about deviled egg pizza.
Trade you for one of the sex dreams that you and @HollyS have been having recently.

Lol fair enough
And trading dreams? Is there any way to combine this deviled egg pizza and the sex lol?

 

[OnlyfortheLonely]

Lol fair enough
And trading dreams? Is there any way to combine this deviled egg pizza and the sex lol?

Isn't there a term for that? Like Taste of Italy or something?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Lol fair enough
And trading dreams? Is there any way to combine this deviled egg pizza and the sex lol?

I don't think I want to eat a deviled egg pizza, let alone have sex with one. I don't need all that paprika getting on my pepperoni.

 

[MiaBabe23]

I don't think I want to eat a deviled egg pizza, let alone have sex with one. I don't need all that paprika getting on my pepperoni.

I think that’s a wise choice
Well you can still have a good sex dream lol

 

[Jaws82]

Isn't there a term for that? Like Taste of Italy or something?

I feel like this would have some naked sushi vibes

 

[HollyS]

I don't think I want to eat a deviled egg pizza, let alone have sex with one. I don't need all that paprika getting on my pepperoni.

I was thinking sausage pizza, but that probably isn't to everyone's taste.

 

[Jaws82]

I was thinking sausage pizza, but that probably isn't to everyone's taste.

Just as long as it's meaty, spicy and juicy for you

 

[OnlyfortheLonely]

I feel like this would have some naked sushi vibes

Quite likely. Either way, I'm not sure I am up for that level of experimentation quite yet!

 

[OnlyfortheLonely]

I was thinking sausage pizza, but that probably isn't to everyone's taste.

No. But I'll gladly watch you enjoy it.

 

[MiaBabe23]

No. But I'll gladly watch you enjoy it.

You will? I don’t think you realize what you’re saying there…

 

[OnlyfortheLonely]

You will? I don’t think you realize what you’re saying there…

Watching never hurt anyone!

*waits to see what innuendo I missed

 

[MiaBabe23]

Watching never hurt anyone!

*waits to see what innuendo I missed

Oh come on… you wanna watch our sexy Alchemist take a pizza with sausage? Am I being too rude here lol?

 

[HollyS]

I can be a very refined eater. I swear! Even a messy sausage pizza.

 

[OnlyfortheLonely]

Oh come on… you wanna watch our sexy Alchemist take a pizza with sausage? Am I being too rude here lol?

Well, it was her suggestion. I wouldn't want to not support her.

 

[HollyS]

Well, it was her suggestion. I wouldn't want to not support her.

Wait, what?!? I never asked to be *watched* eating pizza. It makes me a little nervous! Lol

 

[MiaBabe23]

Wait, what?!? I never asked to be *watched* eating pizza. It makes me a little nervous! Lol

I was just being dirty minded - sausage, schlong? Oh forget it lol

 

[OnlyfortheLonely]

Wait, what?!? I never asked to be *watched* eating pizza. It makes me a little nervous! Lol

Fair point. The watching part was on me. I meant the larger concept was yours.

Pizza eating: an activity for behind closed doors.

 

[OnlyfortheLonely]

I was just being dirty minded - sausage, schlong? Oh forget it lol

Perhaps we all were. Sausage kind of invites it.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Perhaps we all were. Sausage kind of invites it.

I thought so lol but Holly was talking about being watched eating pizza so…

 

[HollyS]

I was just being dirty minded - sausage, schlong? Oh forget it lol

That's exactly the innuendo I intended! Lol I was teasing OnlyfortheLonely because he wants to watch me eat a schlong. I was being dirty minded too.

 

[OnlyfortheLonely]

Although the title "Alchemists Gone Wild" could be amazing!

Watch as this piece of matter is transformed into nothing!

Talking pizza here people.

 

[HollyS]

I thought so lol but Holly was talking about being watched eating pizza so…

I think my sense of humor is just out there. You were right all along - I was being dirty. Never was actual, real pizza what I intended. Lol

 

[MiaBabe23]

Although the title "Alchemists Gone Wild" could be amazing!

Watch as this piece of matter is transformed into nothing!

Talking pizza here people.

There’s talking pizza with the sex?
I’m ready to watch