Anyone for random non-sex (but occasionally sex) chat on the thread here?

Good morning Your Highness!
Considering all that you mentioned, personally, I believe a suitable punishment would be for you to eat the finest steak you can lay your hands on, prepared to PERFECTION!
@MiaBabe23 , would you like peppercorn sauce with your filet of bouf? Medium rare and a baked potato with all the trimmings? A glass of red wine to wash it down, pehaps?

Your humble Serving Wench awaits your reply?
 
The ones I eat, do live and die "ethically."
Okay, that’s definitely reassuring
I try to do the same but - self loathing as it makes me - am not always because it usually costs more and/ or isn’t available
Plus I love cute and innocent animals, even the ugly scary ones, so I can’t penalize an additional creature for my punishment
Though that would definitely be an effective deterrent
 
Good morning Queen Mia and the rest of the Court! I hope you had a good evening. Your Alchemist did, despite not getting much sleep.

In the absence of our confessor, I would be willing to mete out punishment, if you'll allow, my Queen.

Your punishment shall be - 1.5 times your usual amount of both wallsits and pressups. I second your vote that checking in with the court shall not be punished. In fact, I will expect confirmation that you completed your punishment when you do check in later.

And last but not least, you must point your loyal Alchemist in the direction of these pictures you speak of! 🥵 I need to, umm, inspect them to, err, insure they are of adequate quality for royal consumption. Yeah, that's it. 😈

Most of all, I hope you all have a good day. Hugs from your humble Alchemist. 🫂😘
Thank you, worthy Alchemist, I’m glad you had a good evening

Ouch with the penalty! Ah that’s a good one really, but I’m not gonna leave the extra soft cushions for you the next time you sit on the bean-throne
Okay, I will, but I’ll grumble a lot
I will do as the Court ordains, and will confirm when they’re completed later this afternoon

Hm the pictures… various sexy guys, sexy girls, and some from Cascadia’s thread, Naked before Him
Okay, remembering all of that hasn’t helped me, has it!!
Help your co-queen be pure of mind! At least until Halloween 😈
 
Thank you, worthy Alchemist, I’m glad you had a good evening

Ouch with the penalty! Ah that’s a good one really, but I’m not gonna leave the extra soft cushions for you the next time you sit on the bean-throne
Okay, I will, but I’ll grumble a lot
I will do as the Court ordains, and will confirm when they’re completed later this afternoon

Hm the pictures… various sexy guys, sexy girls, and some from Cascadia’s thread, Naked before Him
Okay, remembering all of that hasn’t helped me, has it!!
Help your co-queen be pure of mind! At least until Halloween 😈
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*closes down Lit, finds wasn’t logged out, now trying to wrench self from those pictures and these thoughts… sighs*
I can't tell you how many times I have struggled with this. Sometimes I have to step away for weeks because I just get out of control.

Like right now - tiny little break from the lab, and I'm visiting here before I jump over to the Cascadia thread.

Nonono! I meant I'm going wash some dirty socks and, and... IDK, but something veryunsexyandnotatalltempting!

😘
 
Here's a little unsexy something to calm those urges...
 

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I can't tell you how many times I have struggled with this. Sometimes I have to step away for weeks because I just get out of control.

Like right now - tiny little break from the lab, and I'm visiting here before I jump over to the Cascadia thread.

Nonono! I meant I'm going wash some dirty socks and, and... IDK, but something veryunsexyandnotatalltempting!

😘
They are good threads though… agh! Concentrate lol
 
So @MiaBabe23 , you mentioned that you were trying to be good through Halloween?! Does that mean you have some good plans? A sexy costume?? Inquiring minds want to know. 😁

And while I generally try to be a force for order and for good, sometimes your loyal Alchemist comes down on the side of chaos. I told you when I first joined the court that I have tendency to misbehave, lol!!

All that is to say, I know we aren't *supposed* to lead you into temptation, but I'm just going to leave this here. 😈
 

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Oh!! And earlier we were challenged to tell about our Halloween tricks, I believe.

One we like to do is to collect extra condiment packets from fast food places and keep them in a bowl. When older kids come to the door, that's what we offer for "candy!" Then, of course, we get them the real candy bowl, but it's fun to see their looks. 😁🤣
 

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Oh!! And earlier we were challenged to tell about our Halloween tricks, I believe.

One we like to do is to collect extra condiment packets from fast food places and keep them in a bowl. When older kids come to the door, that's what we offer for "candy!" Then, of course, we get them the real candy bowl, but it's fun to see their looks. 😁🤣
Tie a long, dark string to an old purse, lay it in the road, and yank it out from under anyone who tries to pick it up.
 
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