Anyone from the UK?

[lingus60]

Steak slice

Serious question... god forbid..... what's the difference between a steak slice and a Greggs steak bake?

 

[lingus60]

I didn't know that.

I don't need sex toys so I don't really know the ins and outs. They'll be bringing out solar powered ones next

Would you care to re-phrase that....

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Solar?? In this country???

Very good point, sir.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Would you care to re-phrase that....

Intentional, mate.

 

[lingus60]

Never.......

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Mind you... It's been that long, I think I've forgotten the ins and outs...

I'm becoming a monk.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Mind you... It's been that long, I think I've forgotten the ins and outs...

I'm becoming a monk.

You wouldn’t look good in a brown sack

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

You wouldn’t look good in a brown sack

You would though.

*Daydreams about stuffing Amber into a sack after plying her with copious amounts of alcohol and chloroform...*

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

You would though.

*Daydreams about stuffing Amber into a sack after plying her with copious amounts of alcohol and chloroform...*

That took a turn

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

That took a turn

You mean you don't have those daydreams?

Helloooo? Where has everyone gone?

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

You mean you don't have those daydreams?

Helloooo? Where has everyone gone?

Not spoken them out loud since my release from the secure unit.

 

[lingus60]

Mind you... It's been that long, I think I've forgotten the ins and outs...

I'm becoming a monk.

A wonkymonky?

 

[thefishfryer]

I think Amazon is broken.

I bought a new wallet a couple of days ago. I just received a push notification from Amazon with stuff "you may like after your recent purchase."

1. A "PulseSense Clit Sucker".
2. A "vibrating prostate massager."
3. A garlic press.

What's garlic press. Sounds disgusting!!

 

[thefishfryer]

If amazon is so clever why does it send me emails recommending kindle books I've already bought?

 

[AmberLGreen]

That took a turn

There will be no taking of turns

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

There will be no taking of turns

Spoil sport.

 

[Hodes101]

Jesus that was a hard day at work.

I really just want to scream at the incompetence of people.

 

[Anastasia1999]

Good evening folks. Hope you all had a nice day.

 

[Norfolkguy49]

Hi everyone

 

[Norfolkguy49]

Hello good evening

Everyone ok

 

[Anastasia1999]

Was nice thank you. How was your day

Mine was fine too. A wee summer lull in the office and a good workout on my bike this morning!

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

Mine was fine too. A wee summer lull in the office and a good workout on my bike this morning!

Your majesty
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[lingus60]

Good evening folks. Hope you all had a nice day.

Ey up Ana... how's the craic?

 

[Anastasia1999]

Ey up Ana... how's the craic?

Craic will be mighty at the end of next week when my sister arrives with my niece. Ive booked a nice hotel for the 3 of us with a cocktail bar and a fabulous breakfast buffet. Cannot wait.

How are you??

 

[Wand3rlust]

Serious question... god forbid..... what's the difference between a steak slice and a Greggs steak bake?

Pastry