Anyone from the UK?

[Deleted member 6808749]

Read the signposts

I thought postmen(retired or not) had an Impeccable sense of direction

 

[Secretintoelderly]

Read the signposts

Forgot the glasses

 

[Wriggle]

Read the signposts

They quite clearly say fuck off

 

[LucieLou007]

They quite clearly say fuck off

Oh i thought they said "welcome to hell"

 

[Wriggle]

Oh i thought they said "welcome to hell"

But that's where all my friends are going.

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

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[Deleted member 6810551]

My God my brain is so frigging foggy. I cannot concentrate. Everything seems reeeaaallly, slow!

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

My God my brain is so frigging foggy. I cannot concentrate. Everything seems reeeaaallly, slow!

 

[Deleted member 6810551]

At least someone has taken my mind off things! Getting me to imagine peeling lycra from her and asking what I'd do next. Well...

 

[Wriggle]

That's it, I'm joining the gym.

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

At least someone has taken my mind off things! Getting me to imagine peeling lycra from her and asking what I'd do next. Well...

oh I can imagine how that's going to go.

 

[Deleted member 6810551]

oh I can imagine how that's going to go.

Tongues and kisses! Feeling her soft, smooth and salty skin against my lips, listening to her lusty moans of pleasure, as I near her very special place.

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

 

[RosewoodTulip]

 

[LucieLou007]

Still sat in the sun drinking cider, the butler did a no show

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

Still sat in the sun drinking cider, the butler did a no show

Butler in the buff driving around lost. It was on the news...

 

[Wriggle]

Still sat in the sun drinking cider, the butler did a no show

My spinning bow tie got me into an accident.

 

[KeenVoyeur]

Anybody else like watching the hundred cricket competition? It's on TV atm. Highly entertaining; 100 balls per team. Total opposite of test match format. Bish, bash, bosh....

The 2 matches they showed last night were very disappointing to say the least.

I'm not totally convinced the format is an audience winner compared to T20 - and the graphics on the TV are so 1980's Sinclair Spectrum

 

[Sparky74]

The 2 matches they showed last night were very disappointing to say the least.

I'm not totally convinced the format is an audience winner compared to T20 - and the graphics on the TV are so 1980's Sinclair Spectrum

Would have to agree I much prefer T20 format of the Game also IPL, and love test cricket to.

 

[Heidi_UK]

Gimme test any day of the week. Or five.

 

[Madmaxfvh]

I like testmatches if the commentators really know their stuff. Explain what the tatics are, how the fielding team is trying to get the batsman and batsmen finding ways out of it.

 

[Tigertiger55]

Still sat in the sun drinking cider, the butler did a no show

Good staff are very hard to find these days

 

[Tigertiger55]

Sitrep. Slightly less hanging. But still hanging

 

[LucieLou007]

Good staff are very hard to find these days

Very true

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

Sitrep. Slightly less hanging. But still hanging

I'm fine now. Just saying.