Anyone from the UK?

[Secretintoelderly]

I used to live in an attic flat in a seaside town and the seagulls were noisy, frisky little shits all day long.

Few weeks ago I was in Spain, and they shitted our whole balcony.

 

[stickygirl]

Few weeks ago I was in Spain, and they shitted our whole balcony.

Yea, the media is full of reports on how the Spanish now hate tourists. That's a bit extreme though

 

[lingus60]

Listening to over-sexed pigeons as usual. On balance pigeons are less irritating than seagulls... maybe I should be more tolerant of pigeons?

They’re at it here too. The collared doves cooing sounds nice and soothing though

 

[Secretintoelderly]

Yea, the media is full of reports on how the Spanish now hate tourists. That's a bit extreme though

I was talking about seagulls

 

[Secretintoelderly]

Yea, the media is full of reports on how the Spanish now hate tourists. That's a bit extreme though

well tourists can be really annoying. Except the lovely ladies on the beaches off course

 

[joclfc]

Morning all

 

[Deleted member 6810551]

Horny in Brighton

Contented in London. I think holiday chill has started. Have a nice day folks.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Morning from North Wales.. beautifully sunny here

 

[Wriggle]

Watching this in bed still

 

[Wriggle]

Science update:

Food wise....

A sausage roll with a best before date of 20th July,....

I ate this on 24th July and as of 28th July there has been no adverse effects noted from the consumption of the 4 day out of date sausage roll.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Science update:

I ate this on 24th July and as of 28th July there has been no adverse effects noted from the consumption of the 4 day out of date sausage roll.

 

[Deleted member 6810551]

Science update:

I ate this on 24th July and as of 28th July there has been no adverse effects noted from the consumption of the 4 day out of date sausage roll.

Can't remember the last time I had sausage...

 

[Deleted member 6810551]

These are funny. I said on another thread how after you read the writing it looks as though they actually say the words.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

These are funny. I said on another thread how after you read the writing it looks as though they actually say the words.

I love them because I always quote film or TV or music so it makes me happy I can do it here too.
The character was actually saying "yeah science" and it's funny because that's when they were figuring out how to make their own meth if I remember right

 

[Wand3rlust]

Morning.

Best before dates are guidance. Different from use by.

 

[thefishfryer]

Morning all

Can't remember the last time I had sausage...

But you've had a roll I hope.

 

[Deleted member 6810551]

I love them because I always quote film or TV or music so it makes me happy I can do it here too.
The character was actually saying "yeah science" and it's funny because that's when they were figuring out how to make their own meth if I remember right

So he's actually saying. Lol feel like a twat now. I don't know what it's from!

 

[thefishfryer]

Morning.

Best before dates are guidance. Different from use by.

True I'm past my best before date, but still function.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

So he's actually saying. Lol feel like a that now. I don't know what it's from!

It's Breaking Bad
An absolutely excellent show - still on Netflix I think.

Don't feel like a twat. You hadn't seen it so you didn't know

 

[Deleted member 6810551]

Morning.

Best before dates are guidance. Different from use by.

Yes, you have to do the sniff and look test, but the problem is, is that some toxic bacteria doesn't smell, or show. So what scientists could fo is, add a chemical that reacts to the bacteria so that it does smell.

"Yeah, science!"

 

[Deleted member 6810551]

It's Breaking Bad
An absolutely excellent show - still on Netflix I think.

Don't feel like a twat. You hadn't seen it so you didn't know

Yeah never watched that, but interesting fact.

The walking dead zombies, could have been from the same universe and it was that meth that caused the infection.

 

[joclfc]

Morning.

Best before dates are guidance. Different from use by.

I just eat it as long as it's not mouldy

 

[lingus60]

It's Breaking Bad
An absolutely excellent show - still on Netflix I think.

Don't feel like a twat. You hadn't seen it so you didn't know

Great show. Some of the chemistry is a bit dodgy but it's brilliantly made

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Great show. Some of the chemistry is a bit dodgy but it's brilliantly made

I think that's deliberate though so that people couldn't make their own.
Who'd have thought the dad from Malcolm in the Middle would be so compelling to watch?!

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Yeah never watched that, but interesting fact.

The walking dead zombies, could have been from the same universe and it was that meth that caused the infection.

Oh that's interesting. I never watched Walking Dead