Anyone from the UK?

[Wand3rlust]

Square ones?

If it's square... it's not a sausage

 

[RosewoodTulip]

*stares @justanotherguy80 *

I haven't had the stare out for ages. Thanks for bringing it back.

Must be cos @deft hasn't been around..

Oh but you know he loves it when you give him the "look"

 

[justanotherguy80]

*stares @justanotherguy80 *

I haven't had the stare out for ages. Thanks for bringing it back.

Must be cos @deft hasn't been around..

You know that stare makes my cock wither.

 

[Wand3rlust]

You know that stare make my cock whither.

*stares*

Seems to be making it harder from what I can see.....

 

[thefishfryer]

If it's square... it's not a sausage

It's the lack of foreskin.

 

[justanotherguy80]

*stares*

Seems to be making it harder from what I can see.....

For someone who wanks as much as you do, you have remarkably good eyesight.

 

[Wand3rlust]

For someone who wanks as much as you do, you have remarkably good eyesight.

 

[justanotherguy80]

Touché my friend, touché

 

[Dreamboat1209]

**eats popcorn watching the show**

 

[justanotherguy80]

I’ve pushed my luck far enough. I’m going to shut up before Wand3r gets her strap-on out.

 

[orangecurious]

*passes around the biscuits*

 

[Dreamboat1209]

I’ve pushed my luck far enough. I’m going to shut up before Wand3r gets her strap-on out.

Two sayings come to mind :

“chance favours the prepared mind”

And

“Who dares wins!”

 

[Dreamboat1209]

*passes around the biscuits*

*shares popcorn*

 

[SophieUK]

*passes around the biscuits*

As usual, I need more specifics in the biscuits !!

 

[Secretintoelderly]

Like yesterday: Did someone turn the heat up?

 

[KeenVoyeur]

Morning all - beautiful here..

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Croydon's looking very "rustic" this morning ...

Yes. Need to get naked and daub our bodies first .

And eat sausages

Likewise, I'm not sure Croydon is ready for naked and painted people setting up camp in the parks and cooking sausages over open fires

 

[orangecurious]

As usual, I need more specifics in the biscuits !!

*looks*

*licks one*

ginger nuts

*bites the corner of another*

Chocolate hobnobs

other too

 

[SophieUK]

*looks*

*licks one*

ginger nuts

*bites the corner of another*

Chocolate hobnobs

other too

Ahhh there is a choice?
I have to be in the mood for a ginger nut (oo err) but chocolate hobnobs hit the button every time x

 

[Dreamboat1209]

*looks*

*licks one*

ginger nuts

*bites the corner of another*

Chocolate hobnobs

other too

I’ll leave the ginger nuts for you…

 

[thefishfryer]

Wagon wheel for me.

 

[LucieLou007]

I would say Mint Club bars, but only as i have a pack of 6 in front of me

 

[justanotherguy80]

Wagon wheel for me.

Retro.

And talking of retro snacks, not a biscuit, but my local Tesco Express has recently started stocking scampi fries. Surely the best beer-drinking snack after the mighty pork scratching.

 

[KeenVoyeur]

I would say Mint Club bars, but only as i have a pack of 6 in front of me

Obviously not a blood donor? The reason for giving an armful is to eat the Club Orange afterwards (and snaffle another to take away)

 

[Adorabubble]

I hate all this biscuits messing shenanigans. They sneek in weird flavours that you mistakenly pick up when you're in a rush or hungover. I had some weird jaffa cakes, fuck knows what they were; sardine and custard or something equally disgusting.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

Serious question... god forbid..... what's the difference between a steak slice and a Greggs steak bake?

about 50p