Anyone from the UK?

[SophieUK]

I’m in the same situation… when exactly does my hump occur?

You’ll know it when it happens….

 

[thefishfryer]

Morning all, it's looking like another pleasant day weatherwise.

 

[deft]

You’ll know it when it happens….

Now I'm excited!

 

[SophieUK]

Now I'm excited!

Then maybe my work here is done !

 

[deft]

Then maybe my work here is done !

You've certainly perked me up!

 

[Adorabubble]

Do deft and I get to hump together?

 

[SophieUK]

Do deft and I get to hump together?

That would be something to see

 

[deft]

Do deft and I get to hump together?

The timing appears to match up, so I guess we do!

 

[deft]

That would be something to see

Why not delay your hump and join in?

 

[SophieUK]

Why not delay your hump and join in?

Delayed gratification

 

[deft]

Delayed gratification

Exactly! It makes the humping that much sweeter when it eventually does occur!

 

[thefishfryer]

*sits up in bed for better view*

 

[SophieUK]

Gawd haven’t even finished my coffee and the horny boys are ready to go!

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Morning you frisky bunch.
I'll just sit in the corner with my coffee. Don't mind me

 

[deft]

Gawd haven’t even finished my coffee and the horny boys are ready to go!

Dunno what you mean... it's just... Wednesday...

 

[Adorabubble]

Humpy boys

 

[deft]

Humpy boys

Sounds like a really bad Chippendales tribute act

 

[Adorabubble]

Sounds like a really bad Chippendales tribute act

I'd watch it.

 

[SophieUK]

I'd watch it.

Me too

 

[orangecurious]

Morning

 

[SophieUK]

Sounds like a really bad Chippendales tribute act

Knotted wood?

 

[deft]

I'd watch it.

Me too

Right, then... I need to come up with an epic stripper name for myself...

 

[SophieUK]

Right, then... I need to come up with an epic stripper name for myself...

Nitromors?

https://nitromors.com/

 

[deft]

Nitromorse?

I like it... intriguing... mysterious...

EDIT to add... I made the mistake of clicking the link!

 

[Adorabubble]

Nitro was on Masterchef so nitromores must be even better.