Anyone from the UK?

[thefishfryer]

Dosn't work if it's a square sausage, though... right, @Wand3rlust ?

I can hear the words 'NOT A SAUSAGE' in the background

 

[deft]

I can hear the words 'NOT A SAUSAGE' in the background

You’d think she was claiming to be some kind of sausage expert

 

[Celticlight]

I'm staying well out of sausage gate* - all I'll say is that I find the square variety delightful

* Also could you imagine, a sausage gate..? As delicious as it is pointless...

 

[Adorabubble]

But then you and I are scheduled to hump, so that's something to look forward to

I almost forgot the hump!

 

[deft]

I almost forgot the hump!

It's definitely the best part of the day!

 

[orangecurious]

Afternoon all

 

[thefishfryer]

Afternoon all

Hi I'm just having a brew. Having to avoid the Mrs hoovering me up.

 

[orangecurious]

having a coffee break here

 

[Adorabubble]

Meetings finished ️

 

[Adorabubble]

Hi I'm just having a brew. Having to avoid the Mrs hoovering me up.

Glad you avoided "sucked up"

 

[thefishfryer]

Glad you avoided "sucked up"

It was tempting, but would have been inaccurate.

 

[deft]

Meetings finished ️

Hump time, then!

 

[Adorabubble]

Hump time, then!

Off home to hump by myself

 

[thefishfryer]

Off home to hump by myself

Soo sad.

 

[deft]

Off home to hump by myself

That is a disaster

 

[Dreamboat1209]

I’m sure there’s more than a few pair of helping hands….

 

[Dreamboat1209]

No one should be alone - especially when it’s hump time

 

[thefishfryer]

No one should be alone - especially when it’s hump time

There must be a Camel toe joke, but I can't think right now, it's almost wine o'clock.

 

[deft]

There must be a Camel toe joke, but I can't think right now, it's almost wine o'clock.

Don't "desert" us! "Sheik" a leg, tell us a camel toe joke!

 

[Adorabubble]

I don't mind hump day by myself. In fact I can be quite selfish

 

[thefishfryer]

I don't mind hump day by myself. In fact I can be quite selfish

Yeah, we've seen how you hog the biscuits.

 

[orangecurious]

biscuits, you say?

don't mind if i do

 

[Dreamboat1209]

I don't mind hump day by myself. In fact I can be quite selfish

Ahh I see.

You like things done a certain way or to a certain quality!

 

[Adorabubble]

Ahh I see.

You like things done a certain way or to a certain quality!

Exactly.

 

[Dreamboat1209]

Exactly.

Makes absolute sense.

However, I’m sure there are few individuals who will be up to your standards…