Anyone from the UK?

[Celticlight]

I can be, if required

Absolutely; I'm sure you can expertly handle all manner of.. circumstances

 

[thefishfryer]

Absolutely; I'm sure you can expertly handle all manner of.. circumcisions

FYP

 

[Darkweather]

Hmm not my experience but I guess each to their own. I notice that not all brands are using them. Pepsi bottles still have the old caps.

Might depend on brand and bottle size for me it is milk juice and water bottles/cartons

 

[Darkweather]

Absolutely; I'm sure you can expertly handle all manner of.. circumstances

Need to put my glasses on...misread that as circumfrences

 

[Adorabubble]

Need to put my glasses on...misread that as circumfrences

They are interchangeable

 

[thefishfryer]

Need to put my glasses on...misread that as circumfrences

Wasn't he a knight of the round table?

 

[Darkweather]

They are interchangeable

Being a gentleman of average circumstances, I will take your word!

 

[orangecurious]

Wasn't he a knight of the round table?

no, he wasn't around back then

 

[Darkweather]

Wasn't he a knight of the round table?

Yes - Sir Cumfrences of Cumalot.

 

[Adorabubble]

Being a gentleman of average circumstances, I will take your word!

Mean, mode or median?

 

[Adorabubble]

Wasn't he a knight of the round table?

That was Sir cumsize?

 

[Darkweather]

Mean, mode or median?

A la mode, of course

 

[Adorabubble]

A la mode, of course

Stylish?

 

[Darkweather]

Stylish?

To the end...
(...opening it up to a new round of inuendo no doubt)

 

[thefishfryer]

To the end...
(...opening it up to a new round of inuendo no doubt)

Oh, I do hope so. I can only do biscuits for so long.

and there's another chance.

 

[EbersMoll]

Might depend on brand and bottle size for me it is milk juice and water bottles/cartons

Yes TBH. My only experience is with the few brands of pop bottles I drink. There is certainly something of a knack needed.

 

[Shootfromthenib]

Good evening. Bottle tops eh.

 

[thefishfryer]

Yes TBH. My only experience is with the few brands of pop bottles I drink. There is certainly something of a knack needed.

I've managed to spill juice all over the breakfast table.

 

[Adorabubble]

Good evening. Bottle tops eh.

It's hot stuff here!

 

[deft]

It's hot stuff here!

When you make the top come off, does it spray everywhere?

 

[Adorabubble]

When you make the top come off, does it spray everywhere?

Mostly my eyes or hair ffs!!

 

[deft]

Mostly my eyes or hair ffs!!

I thought it would be best for it to go in your mouth?

 

[Adorabubble]

I thought it would be best for it to go in your mouth?

Depends on the, er um, request ?

 

[deft]

Depends on the, er um, request ?

And surely if there’s too much to swallow, it will end up all over your chest?

 

[Adorabubble]

And surely if there’s too much to swallow, it will end up all over your chest?

Sometimes it's a surprise and I'm not ready. As long as it doesn't hit the back of my throat or up my nose I'm fine