Anyone from the UK?

[EbersMoll]

Yeah, I've seen the signs "Watford and the North"

I bring tidings from the north, the bins have been collected!

 

[thefishfryer]

I bloody love quince. With patè....

*swoons*

Mouth to mouth?

 

[orangecurious]

Hello all.

here's trouble!

how's you?

 

[orangecurious]

Quince... the origins of marmalade and the Golden Apples Of The Sun that Aphrodite favoured.

 

[KeenVoyeur]

Yes

We're all from the UK ... but the OP disappeared a long time ago (presumably when he found out nobody was up for any shenanigans of a sexual nature)

Now if it's random banter about the everyday life of quintessential Britain, welcome! Feel free to join in and ramble on about the weather, biscuits, bins and the price of Oasis tickets but don't mention naughty bits

 

[Shootfromthenib]

Good afternoon

 

[Darkweather]

Feel free to join in and ramble on about the weather, biscuits, bins and the price of Oasis tickets but don't mention naughty bits

There is rambling about biscuits here?

 

[Adorabubble]

There is rambling about biscuits here?

Biscuits?

 

[Darkweather]

Biscuits?

Apparently.

 

[lingus60]

We're all from the UK ... but the OP disappeared a long time ago (presumably when he found out nobody was up for any shenanigans of a sexual nature)

Now if it's random banter about the everyday life of quintessential Britain, welcome! Feel free to join in and ramble on about the weather, biscuits, bins and the price of Oasis tickets but don't mention naughty bits

There's the occasional outburst of innuendo and euphemism too when some folk get a little frisky

 

[thefishfryer]

Biscuits?

Yes please, what you got?

 

[Adorabubble]

There's the occasional outburst of innuendo and euphemism too when some folk get a little frisky

Disgraceful!

 

[Adorabubble]

Yes please, what you got?

None at work. Someone ate all the M&S selection pack

 

[Darkweather]

There's the occasional outburst of innuendo and euphemism too when some folk get a little frisky

Something should be done about that.

How do people like their jaffa cakes btw. Soft and fresh or stale and hard?

 

[Wriggle]

I'm pure filth, mate

 

[thefishfryer]

None at work. Someone ate all the M&S selection pack

Are you holding an enquiry?

 

[Adorabubble]

Something should be done about that.

How do people like their jaffa cakes btw. Soft and fresh or stale and hard?

Stale jaffa cakes are truly horrible. You bite in expecting a soft sponge and get a crusty dry mouthful!

 

[Adorabubble]

Are you holding an enquiry?

An investigation; five whys?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Shush

He's back.

*whistles *

Ey up mate!

here's trouble!

how's you?

Er... I fell asleep straight after typing that.

And I am going to go back to sleep now. I wasn't being rude!

Fuck, I'm tired.

 

[lingus60]

Er... I fell asleep straight after typing that.

And I am going to go back to sleep now. I wasn't being rude!

Fuck, I'm tired.

All the best!

 

[orangecurious]

Stale jaffa cakes are truly horrible. You bite in expecting a soft sponge and get a crusty dry mouthful!

that's why it's a Jaffa Cake and not a biscuit - biscuits go soggy, cakes go hard when stale.

if you just shove a whole one in your mouth you don't really notice they're stale. repeat until the pack has gone.

 

[Adorabubble]

that's why it's a Jaffa Cake and not a biscuit - biscuits go soggy, cakes go hard when stale.

if you just shove a whole one in your mouth you don't really notice they're stale. repeat until the pack has gone.

Jaffa cake is a cake because it's got cake in its name

 

[thefishfryer]

Jaffa cake is a cake because it's got cake in its name

Does that mean you're going to pop?

 

[deft]

Jaffa cake is a cake because it's got cake in its name

My mate works as a supervisor on the production line, calls himself Gaffa Cake.

Arf

 

[Adorabubble]

My mate works as a supervisor on the production line, calls himself Gaffa Cake.

Arf

Very bad