Anyone from the UK?

[KeenVoyeur]

Well, my da and King George V were cousins and looked like twins….

You're (almost) Royalty then ... *doffs cap and bows stiffly (due to my age not my excited state)*

 

[thefishfryer]

I was just trying to get @Wand3rlust alone but fine. You'll have to bring your own cups though.

I've tried that, but there's a river in the way.

 

[Daisy_Love]

Pm sent

I don’t think you need to announce it. Pretty sure they get a notification in their inbox

 

[deft]

I don’t think you need to announce it. Pretty sure they get a notification in their inbox

Thank goodness somebody said it!

 

[Darkweather]

Laughing emoji left on your post.

 

[deft]

Laughing emoji left on your post.

Quoted reply saying “Well played, sir!”

 

[Wriggle]

I don’t think you need to announce it. Pretty sure they get a notification in their inbox

Do you know I often say I'll send you the pics - and it's a lie for a joke.

 

[StrangeView]

Anyone in a sexless marriage from the UK drop me a pm..xx

Might just do that,when I get chance

 

[EbersMoll]

Anyone in a sexless marriage from the UK drop me a pm..xx

Mrs Ebers says no.

Well she said quite a bit more than that but I’ve captured the gist.

 

[Adorabubble]

Seems like I missed a sexless marriage!
What a shitty day at work.

 

[Anastasia1999]

You're (almost) Royalty then ... *doffs cap and bows stiffly (due to my age not my excited state)*

Just a normal lass, in disguise!!

 

[deft]

Seems like I missed a sexless marriage!
What a shitty day at work.

Better than a biscuitless marriage... amirite?

 

[thefishfryer]

Seems like I missed a sexless marriage!
What a shitty day at work.

Sewers blocked again?

 

[thefishfryer]

Just a normal lass, in disguise!!

Is beauty the new normal?

 

[EbersMoll]

Better than a biscuitless marriage... amirite?

I think there was an implied offer of cake on the side

 

[thefishfryer]

Better than a biscuitless marriage... amirite?

No one want's crumbs in their bed though.

 

[Anastasia1999]

No one want's crumbs in their bed though.

I would happily have a few crumbs in my bed if I had a butler to bring me breakfast each morning.

 

[thefishfryer]

I think there was an implied offer of cake on the side

I'm sure there's a joke about having your cake and eating it somewhere, but it's not coming together.

 

[thefishfryer]

I would happily have a few crumbs in my bed if I had a butler to bring me breakfast each morning.

I guess if you had a butler, you wouldn't be cleaning up the mess.

 

[lingus60]

I would happily have a few crumbs in my bed if I had a butler to bring me breakfast each morning.

You rang?

 

[Anastasia1999]

I guess if you had a butler, you wouldn't be cleaning up the mess.

I am a very tidy eater and have a hand-held vacuum cleaner to suck up the offending crumbs. Hehehehe!!!!

 

[stickygirl]

The landlord installed a new cooker. It’s the bollocks . Almost made up for it getting dark at 4pm
•waves•

 

[stickygirl]

The landlord installed a new cooker. It’s the bollocks . Almost made up for it getting dark at 4pm
•waves•

The sky got dark not
Oh fuck it you know what I meant

 

[Madmaxfvh]

The landlord installed a new cooker. It’s the bollocks . Almost made up for it getting dark at 4pm
•waves•

Does it wash the dishes afterwards...?

 

[Deleted member 6810551]

The sky got dark not
Oh fuck it you know what I meant

Does it cook and heat things up?

It's always hot in my kitchen...