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Budge over, I'm getting in.I am NOT getting up.
Excellent plan!I am NOT getting up.
I've got pills for that.I am NOT getting up.
In your part of it anywayMorning, all! It's a grim one up North.
I didn't know you were 'North'.In your part of it anyway
I've woken up to beautiful blue skies Let's hope they come to visit all of you too
There is an upside - higher calorie burn in winter = more biscuits.Good morning, retired gentleman seeks return of Summer and mug of.hot tea.
Yeah Northern England anyway. Not proper north like yourselfI didn't know you were 'North'.
Hello, are you here to remove what little arousal we Brits have left?I can't sleep so I am here to say hi.
My dear, I presume your workday will do that for you.Hello, are you here to remove what little arousal we Brits have left?
Good morning/eveningI can't sleep so I am here to say hi.