Anyone from the UK?

[Wand3rlust]

RUDE!

*stares*

 

[Secretintoelderly]

Getting classier by the minute here

 

[Great_Scot]

Getting classier by the minute here

Sorry.

Chocolate finger?

 

[Adorabubble]

The prize is all the biscuits and your free choice of bin day.

That's one hell of a prize around here!

 

[Spanky1372]

You don’t want to know what I’m doing to a jammy dodger right now!

Surely there's an offence under the Biscuit Defilement Act 1886
Any person(s) who with willingness commits an act of gross indecency against a biscuit containing conserve and cream shall be guilty of an offence.
Gross indecency shall be regarded as:
licking said biscuit in a public place, opening said biscuit and enjoying it,
Enjoying one part more than the other.

 

[Secretintoelderly]

sssh, someones staring…

 

[Adorabubble]

*takes pack fun size twix and hides*

 

[Darkweather]

Surely there's an offence under the Biscuit Defilement Act 1886
Any person(s) who with willingness commits an act of gross indecency against a biscuit containing conserve and cream shall be guilty of an offence.
Gross indecency shall be regarded as:
licking said biscuit in a public place, opening said biscuit and enjoying it,
Enjoying one part more than the other.

...as amended but the Regulation of 1902 which added the extra offence of "squeezing the two biscuit halves together making the jam squeeze out the hole"

 

[EbersMoll]

Surely there's an offence under the Biscuit Defilement Act 1886
Any person(s) who with willingness commits an act of gross indecency against a biscuit containing conserve and cream shall be guilty of an offence.
Gross indecency shall be regarded as:
licking said biscuit in a public place, opening said biscuit and enjoying it,
Enjoying one part more than the other.

You got me banged to rights guvnor! Yes I admit, I was dunking the dodger in … DA DA DAHHH, … coffee!

 

[deft]

With all the forced entendre in here this morning, I'm surprised that nobody is vigourously masturbating.

 

[thefishfryer]

That's one hell of a prize around here!

What do they call it? Overpromising.

 

[Spanky1372]

You got me banged to rights guvnor! Yes I admit, I was dunking the dodger in … DA DA DAHHH, … coffee!

Has the world gone f'ing mad..

 

[Great_Scot]

With all the forced entendre in here this morning, I'm surprised that nobody is vigourously masturbating.

 

[EbersMoll]

With all the forced entendre in here this morning, I'm surprised that nobody is vigourously masturbating.

Define ‘nobody’

 

[Great_Scot]

You got me banged to rights guvnor! Yes I admit, I was dunking the dodger in … DA DA DAHHH, … coffee!

Pardon? Guards! Seize him!

 

[Adorabubble]

Define ‘nobody’

I have already, twice. Hey, make hay and all that.

 

[Darkweather]

*takes pack fun size twix and hides*

hiding with the whole pack? such greedy decadence.
... can I tempt you out with a pot of tea?

 

[Adorabubble]

hiding with the whole pack? such greedy decadence.
... can I tempt you out with a pot of tea?

What sort of tea?

 

[deft]

I have already, twice. Hey, make hay and all that.

Well, it is Thirsty Thursday

 

[Darkweather]

What sort of tea?

English breakfast. What other sort is there?

 

[thefishfryer]

What sort of tea?

Camomile. No I'm not bragging.

 

[Darkweather]

Well, it is Thirsty Thursday

I better put the kettle on again and get a larger tea pot.

 

[Darkweather]

Camomile. No I'm not bragging.

that's not tea. that's warm cat's ... errrm.

well, it's not proper tea anyway.

 

[Great_Scot]

English breakfast. What other sort is there?

Scottish blend for our superior water.

 

[Spanky1372]

Define ‘nobody’

I had to reread that, I saw "defile nobody". I was about to change my handle.