Anyone from the UK?

[Kat0069]

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink.
The barman replies "for you, no charge"

sorrynotsorry

 

[Spanky1372]

Good job I'm off out, it's getting too cleva in heer 4 mee.

 

[EbersMoll]

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink.
The barman replies "for you, no charge"

sorrynotsorry

I have found my tribe!

 

[RainyWetDayGuy]

That is a particle-arly bad joke!

 

[Adorabubble]

Shall I be Penny or Amy?

 

[Spanky1372]

Laters everyone, have a great day. If I'm not back for a few days have a fantastic weekend.

 

[Kraken_96]

Two chemists walk into a bar, one asks for H2O, the other asks for H2O too

The second guy dies horribly.

 

[deft]

Shall I be Penny or Amy?

Can you be Kitty Penny, pretty please?

 

[Darkweather]

Good job I'm off out, it's getting too cleva in heer 4 mee.

Heading out in time for lunch?
- Q. What is a physicist's favourite food? A. Fission chips

 

[Spanky1372]

Shall I be Penny or Amy?

You don't make it easy do you? For me Amy because our predilections are aligned....

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double-entendre, so the barman gives her one.

 

[deft]

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double-entendre, so the barman gives her one.

I don't get it often enough.

 

[Adorabubble]

Can you be Kitty Penny, pretty please?

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I loved that episode. I even have a collar but it's black leather

 

[deft]

I loved that episode. I even have a collar but it's black leather

That works!

 

[Secretintoelderly]

Penny. Just Penny. In her shorts.

 

[Secretintoelderly]

I loved that episode. I even have a collar but it's black leather

Oefff stop it…

 

[Wriggle]

A photon checks into a hotel.
The receptionist asks if they need help with their baggage, to which the photon replies, "no thanks, I'm travelling light."

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the Dark Side...

 

[Wand3rlust]

I thought this has stopped... but no...

Back come @Wriggle and @AWonkyDonkey to revive it all again....

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I thought this has stopped... but no...

Back come @Wriggle and @AWonkyDonkey to revive it all again....

Why did the man get hit by a bike every day?

He was stuck in a vicious cycle.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Why did the man get hit by a bike every day?

He was stuck in a vicious cycle.

*stares*

 

[Thecuriousbrit]

Bournemouth UK here

 

[Adorabubble]

Bournemouth UK here

The whole town!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

*stares*

Last one...

What do you call a fat psychic?

A four chin teller.

Badoom Tshhh! Thank you, I'm here all week.

 

[EbersMoll]

The whole town!

We can handle it!