Anyone from the UK?

[deft]

I've had no food yet, but an orgasm

I'm hungry. Little bit horny.

I'm not hungry.

 

[Wriggle]

I've had no food yet, but an orgasm

I'm hungry. Little bit horny.

Only one?
Send me the lovense link - I'll sort you right out.

 

[Adorabubble]

I've had no food yet, but an orgasm

I'm hungry. Little bit horny.

I can't get there

 

[Wand3rlust]

Only one?
Send me the lovense link - I'll sort you right out.

In your dreams..... you know...  those dreams...

 

[Wriggle]

In your dreams..... you know...  those dreams...

Chicken

 

[deft]

I can't get there

I'll pull out my best moves for ya

 

[Btq97]

Good afternoon,
The joy factory had some major issues this morning.
Happily none of them were down to me
Sadly I had to help with the clean up but that is now done.
Time to break out the digestives ,get a fresh cup of coffee and play dunking chicken.

 

[Adorabubble]

I'll pull out my best moves for ya

Thank you but played too much and it's too sensitive

 

[deft]

Thank you but played too much and it's too sensitive

I'm switching to post-care mode

 

[Wand3rlust]

Thank you but played too much and it's too sensitive

Hate that

 

[Wand3rlust]

Chicken

Your reverse psychology won't work on me.

 

[Adorabubble]

Hate that

Ugh. So horny but can’t get there.

 

[Secretintoelderly]

Ugh. So horny but can’t get there.

Never had that

 

[deft]

Never had that

Boys are so easy.

 

[Wriggle]

Your reverse psychology won't work on me.

How about reverse cowgirl?

 

[Thecuriousbrit]

Ugh. So horny but can’t get there.

Well in that case a nice bath and a massage for you then!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Boys are so easy.

Uh huh *side eyes @deft *

 

[deft]

Uh huh *side eyes @deft *

I know my limitations (and shortcuts)

 

[Wand3rlust]

How about reverse cowgirl?

I do like that. But add it to your 'never gonna happen' list

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Ugh. So horny but can’t get there.

I'm not even English, but what a universal pain in the...um...neck

 

[Adorabubble]

Well in that case a nice bath and a massage for you then!

Please

 

[Wand3rlust]

Well in that case a nice bath and a massage for you then!

*ahem*

Oh, no... seems I can't get there either .


Oh... what am I to do?... Oh woe....

*ahem*

 

[deft]

I'm struggling to cope with thoughts of all you horny unfulfilled women...

I love it.

 

[Darkweather]

Is there an sudden epidemic of this problem?

 

[deft]

Is there an sudden epidemic of this problem?

"Sudden"? "Epidemic"?