Anyone from the UK?

[Wand3rlust]

I'm out tonight. And day drinking tomorrow.

 

[deft]

I'm out tonight. And day drinking tomorrow.

Splendid idea!

 

[lingus60]

Afternoon/evening all. Been out for the day and you lot fill up 10 pages.
Have I missed much?
Anyone volunteering to summarise in fewer than 20 words?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Erm. Scot left
There was talk of baths and massages.
They did some clever science puns this morning.
Adorabubble couldn't get off - I could. Did.
Everyone else offered to help.

 

[Thecuriousbrit]

Afternoon/evening all. Been out for the day and you lot fill up 10 pages.
Have I missed much?
Anyone volunteering to summarise in fewer than 20 words?

We were all honry and hungry.. i offered baths and massages to try and calm things down

 

[Wriggle]

NB.
I only offered to help Wand3r get off as she is now my exclusive lit lover.

 

[Adorabubble]

What dog?

A springer

 

[lingus60]

Erm. Scot left
There was talk of baths and massages.
They did some clever science puns this morning.
Adorabubble couldn't get off - I could. Did.
Everyone else offered to help.

Ta! Saved me reading 10 pages. Just an everyday tale of UK thread folk then ....

 

[lingus60]

We were all honry and hungry.. i offered baths and massages to try and calm things down

What's honry??? did you mean Henry?

 

[lingus60]

NB.
I only offered to help Wand3r get off as she is now my exclusive lit lover.

Official eh?

 

[Wriggle]

Official eh?

She gave me permission to dream it.

 

[thefishfryer]

A springer

Leg humper or Bitch?

 

[Adorabubble]

Leg humper or Bitch?

Boy

 

[Wriggle]

She's going to kill me, isn't she?

 

[lingus60]

She's going to kill me, isn't she?

Rhetorical question!

 

[Wriggle]

She hasn't done the previous 20 times I said she was going to kill me, so the odds are either looking good or are shortening fast.

 

[Adorabubble]

Leg humper or Bitch?

Or were you referring to me

 

[thefishfryer]

She's going to kill me, isn't she?

I don't know, but last I heard she was checking recipes for balls and ale pie.

 

[thefishfryer]

Or were you referring to me

You said you was a girlie.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

She hasn't done the previous 20 times I said she was going to kill me, so the odds are either looking good or are shortening fast.

I swear you and @deft are tied for receiving the most eyerolls/stares from her

 

[Adorabubble]

You said you was a girlie.

I'm a bitch then

 

[lingus60]

I swear you and @deft are tied for receiving the most eyerolls/stares from her

For God's sake, don't encourage them!

 

[thefishfryer]

I'm a bitch then

Are you saying you like it doggy style?

 

[Wriggle]

I swear you and @deft are tied for receiving the most eyerolls/stares from her

She only stares because she knows she will be smooched to get the smiles again

 

[lingus60]

Are you saying you like it doggy style?

Sounds like you two need to be moving to PMs..... if you're not already