Anyone from the UK?

I'll regret saying this but have to misquote Love Actually...

Who do I have to fuck around here to get a biscuit?
 
Which reminds me of the BEST tshirt I ever saw on a chubby guy...

The reason I'm so fat is every time I fucked your mum she gave me a biscuit.
 
I was hoping Lucy_Lastic had some.

But never turn your nose up at a ginger nut to dunk in your coffee.
 
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