Anyone from the UK?

[Spanky1372]

God, I should be asleep.

My bedroom is carnage too.

You know when you get home, from a night out, both horny AF. Kissing, describing what you are going to do to the other.

The sex is extreme, and your memories become more lucid, from seeing your toy box emptied on the floor, clothes strewn everywhere. You have flickers of the hot passion that you both felt.

You lie there in bed and realise... fuck... I fell asleep.

Is there a complaints department representative please?

I feel I was short-changed there.

 

[RainyWetDayGuy]

Bin take out day again. Where do the days and weeks go?!?

My garden waste bin needs to go out ready for Monday morning - thank you for jogging my memory.

 

[Spanky1372]

Good morning All.

 

[Oniafox]

My garden waste bin needs to go out ready for Monday morning - thank you for jogging my memory.

All part of the service.

I have to drag mine over a bridge I have muscles like Popeye

Good morning All.

 

[RainyWetDayGuy]

All part of the service.

I have to drag mine over a bridge I have muscles like Popeye

Do you have the anchor tattoos to match?

I won't be dragging mine anywhere for a while, I'd get washed away.

 

[Oniafox]

Do you have the anchor tattoos to match?

I won't be dragging mine anywhere for a while, I'd get washed away.

I was thinking of getting one

 

[RainyWetDayGuy]

I was thinking of getting one

I think you get one free with each case of tinned spinach

 

[Oniafox]

I’ve never actually seen a tin of spunach

 

[stickygirl]

I was thinking of getting one

I've been thinking of a tattoo but I don't trust myself to make the right choice

 

[stickygirl]

I’ve never actually seen a tin of spinach

They sell cheese in an aerosol in the US...

 

[Oniafox]

I've been thinking of a tattoo but I don't trust myself to make the right choice

Best to be sober and in a good mood. And check any spelling

 

[thefishfryer]

Rain, rain and more rain. A warm front, and not the good kind.

 

[thefishfryer]

They sell cheese in an aerosol in the US...

They sell many things in an aerosol can, but it ain't CHEESE.

 

[Oniafox]

They sell cheese in an aerosol in the US...

I have seen that

 

[stickygirl]

I have seen that

We have tinned mushy peas, so there's that

 

[Oniafox]

We have tinned mushy peas, so there's that

The best with fish ‘n chips

 

[lingus60]

Morning all. Seem to have avoided all the rain up here visiting Northumberland. Dull but dry. Coast walk at Bamburgh beckons. Have a fun day!

 

[stickygirl]

The best with fish ‘n chips

green porridge
I think I might have an 'ism about sloppy textured food like mushy peas and porridge.... but then rice pudding

 

[Oniafox]

green porridge
I think I might have an 'ism about sloppy textured food like mushy peas and porridge.... but then rice pudding

There isn’t many foods I don’t like. Just swallow

 

[thefishfryer]

There isn’t many foods I don’t like. Just swallow

I'm on a sea food diet. I see food and eat it.

 

[Oniafox]

I'm on a sea food diet. I see food and eat it.

Old ones are the best ones

 

[tallladiesman]

Good morning from the Emerald Isle

 

[stickygirl]

There isn’t many foods I don’t like. Just swallow

Does it make your teeth bigger?

 

[Oniafox]

Does it make your teeth bigger?

Mushy peas? Maybe

 

[deft]

There isn’t many foods I don’t like. Just swallow

OK. This, I like.