Spanky1372
Male UK hetro
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Praise be!Delighted to report that my recycling bin has been emptied and just returned to it’s rightful position next to, ‘Mum’s Shed’.
Yorkshire tea for tea bags but real tea at home. Usually darjeeling if I'm making proper tea.Could this thread BE any more British?
I'm totally aware I'm channelling Chandler Bing vibes there. I think the level of Britishness is so high that I feel stripped of my own citizenship!
I expect a debate about the best kind of cup of tea to break out within fifteen minutes ... but not just any regular tea. This is a cup of tea between 10:30-11:50. That's right: the *last* cup of tea before afternoon starts.
That's known fondly as elevensesCould this thread BE any more British?
I'm totally aware I'm channelling Chandler Bing vibes there. I think the level of Britishness is so high that I feel stripped of my own citizenship!
I expect a debate about the best kind of cup of tea to break out within fifteen minutes ... but not just any regular tea. This is a cup of tea between 10:30-11:50. That's right: the *last* cup of tea before afternoon starts.
On a silver plate with the best china, I assume.Yorkshire tea for tea bags but real tea at home. Usually darjeeling if I'm making proper tea.
I don't like tea. So.Could this thread BE any more British?
I'm totally aware I'm channelling Chandler Bing vibes there. I think the level of Britishness is so high that I feel stripped of my own citizenship!
I expect a debate about the best kind of cup of tea to break out within fifteen minutes ... but not just any regular tea. This is a cup of tea between 10:30-11:50. That's right: the *last* cup of tea before afternoon starts.
And the servant serves itOn a silver plate with the best china, I assume.
Do they need to be suitably dressed?And the servant serves it
Of course!Do they need to be suitably dressed?
Ladies choice surely?Ah, but what is "suitably"?
Covered in biscuits or wearing bin.Ah, but what is "suitably"?
Wearing a bin. I’ve heard of some kinks but seems I’m still learningCovered in biscuits or wearing bin.
Wait, what? An actual bin? I can't even think of a suitable pun for this idea yet!Wearing a bin. I’ve heard of some kinks but seems I’m still learning
I think we had this debate about February along with the biscuits compatibilityCould this thread BE any more British?
I'm totally aware I'm channelling Chandler Bing vibes there. I think the level of Britishness is so high that I feel stripped of my own citizenship!
I expect a debate about the best kind of cup of tea to break out within fifteen minutes ... but not just any regular tea. This is a cup of tea between 10:30-11:50. That's right: the *last* cup of tea before afternoon starts.
Here, got a few melting moments and macaroons left too. I was going to write about brownies but thought I'd get banned.has anyone got any cake? Lemon drizzle would go down a treat right now
I think we all struggled with that one.Wait, what? An actual bin? I can't even think of a suitable pun for this idea yet!
To be fair, it’s the first time I’ve laughed watching a speech at a party conference.Free the sausages.![]()
He must be kicking himself.To be fair, it’s the first time I’ve laughed watching a speech at a party conference.
Poor Kier.
At least he can still point to Truss’s pork markets speech as the most embarrassing political porcine pronouncement. And that wasn’t even a slip up.He must be kicking himself.
Perhaps he'd been on Lit just beforehand and got distractedTo be fair, it’s the first time I’ve laughed watching a speech at a party conference.
Poor Kier.