Anyone from the UK?

[Adorabubble]

I posted this in the wrong conversation

I've raised a cockatoo

 

[Celticlight]

I've raised a cockatoo

A friend asked me for a double-entendre, so I well and truly gave her one

 

[Wand3rlust]

I used to be a chicken hatcher

I'm not a chicken hatcher
I'm only hatching chickens
Till the chicken hatcher comes.

 

[ShaneoD]

I'm not a chicken hatcher
I'm only hatching chickens
Till the chicken hatcher comes.

I thought it was:

I'm not a pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant pluckers son,
I'm only plucking pheasants 'til the
Pheasant plucker comes

 

[Spanky1372]

Morning all, has anyone seen my motivation? I'm sure I left it around here somewhere.

It's in the corner under the blankets.

 

[EbersMoll]

Morning all, got training session this morning. Stuck in a room of strangers for 6 hours

At this time of year I’d advise wearing a space suit or scuba gear

 

[Spanky1372]

At this time of year I’d advise wearing a space suit or scuba gear

Which would be really useful if you were at Space UK or a diving establishment...

 

[Adorabubble]

At this time of year I’d advise wearing a space suit or scuba gear

Is that a kink thing? I've only had requests for heels, tights and kitty ears

 

[Spanky1372]

Is that a kink thing? I've only had requests for heels, tights and kitty ears

Huh, me too.

 

[Adorabubble]

Huh, me too.

Bet you look gorgeous

 

[Spanky1372]

Bet you look gorgeous

Lmao, I've got great calves but my thighs are a little too rugby player for most.
I can pull off a set of ears though.

 

[Adorabubble]

Lmao, I've got great calves but my thighs are a little too rugby player for most.
I can pull off a set of ears though.

Just have knee length tights, you'll be amazing.

 

[Spanky1372]

Just have knee length tights, you'll be amazing.

I'll probably need tuition first.

 

[RainyWetDayGuy]

Just have knee length tights, you'll be amazing.

Is that from the knee down, or the knee up?

 

[Adorabubble]

Is that from the knee down, or the knee up?

Typically knee down but who knows, maybe start a new buisness in thigh tights

 

[Celticlight]

This sounds dangerously like 'cheaply made cycle shorts'. Whatever floats your boat I guess..

 

[RainyWetDayGuy]

This sounds dangerously like 'cheaply made cycle shorts'. Whatever floats your boat I guess..

I get the feeling the boat would soon sink

 

[Heidi_UK]

Starting to like the idea of Space Suit n' Suspenders.

 

[Wriggle]

Starting to like the idea of Space Suit n' Suspenders.

Pure Barbarella aesthetic - I love it.

 

[Adorabubble]

Starting to like the idea of Space Suit n' Suspenders.

Maybe NASA developed it

 

[Heidi_UK]

Maybe NASA developed it

It gets lonely on that there Space Station.

 

[Spanky1372]

It gets lonely on that there Space Station.

Not if you're wearing a space suit and suspenders. Could start an Only NASA website...content might be limited though.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm not a chicken hatcher
I'm only hatching chickens
Till the chicken hatcher comes.

I thought it was:

I'm not a pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant pluckers son,
I'm only plucking pheasants 'til the
Pheasant plucker comes

Well, as long as someone gets to come ...

 

[Wriggle]

Barbarella is also one of my favourite films posters.

 

[Wriggle]

And, but also...

If space sex is your thing - check out The Uranus Experiment

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Uranus_Experiment

They have Zero G sex and it's got NASA logos everywhere