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I wasn't wearing anything for messy play.I had a partner who used natural yogurt and it was fun but the starch in it can shrink any clothing you happen to be wearing at the time if you get very messy.
My partner catches me in the kitchen sometimes by surprise, he was so naughty.I wasn't wearing anything for messy play.
I like those sort of surprises!My partner catches me in the kitchen sometimes by surprise, he was so naughty.
Don't we allI like those sort of surprises!
I plan surprises meticulously.I like those sort of surprises!
That's not surprising.I plan surprises meticulously.
UmmSorry Sticky, I'm out with football. I'll only watch women's football. It's not a sexual thing..the women's game plays hard and fair, seems like there are few if no huge egos and everyone enjoys the game. Men's game on the other hand should be given their acting cards.
Not interested in the management etc. More interested in the skill shown on the field. Sorry..Umm
Jonas coaches Arsenal's Women, but I'm delighted you support women's footie. Arsenal have some of the world's best players but their led by a failed hitman
No I haven't, should I have? My interest is piqued...you dark horse...you're not a horse obviously...I don't even know if you're dark..oh botherUmm
Jonas coaches Arsenal's Women, but I'm delighted you support women's footie. Arsenal have some of the world's best players but their led by a failed hitman.
Haven't you read my footie stories?
SpoilerNo I haven't, should I have? My interest is piqued...you dark horse...you're not a horse obviously...I don't even know if you're dark..oh bother
Well, if nothing else that got OC's attention. You're playing with my emotions now!Spoiler
You will cry. Your every chord will be plucked and there's sex too
Is there a selection or just one kind?i have biscuits
Is there a selection or just one kind?
They don't match my current inebriated state, can you save me some for tomorrow?*peers into tin*
*whispers*
chocolate digestive, ginger nuts, biscoff and custard creams
Guess what!? I have an entire pack of biscoff here. My mama loves me - my payment for fixing her computer.*peers into tin*
*whispers*
chocolate digestive, ginger nuts, biscoff and custard creams
Yep, in Berkshire, not too far from ReadingHi, new couple just joined enjoying the lit. Looking to see if any other UK folks on here?