Anyone from the UK?

[Bettytheboo]

Like the green vegetable, but with an F.

It looks interesting Fufumber, please tell me are there anymore like you?

 

[Btq97]

Morning all tis bin day Tuesday. Not even some random car parked on the sacred spot for the bins can spoil the bin day feeling

 

[Adorabubble]

Good morning

 

[Bettytheboo]

Good morning form the posh end, we are rattling our jewellery at you all.

 

[Adorabubble]

Good morning form the posh end, we are rattling our jewellery at you all.

*Grovells at your feet*

 

[Bettytheboo]

*Grovells at your feet*

That has all sorts of connotations!

 

[Secretintoelderly]

Good morning to you all from the other side of the water

 

[Secretintoelderly]

All slept well?

 

[Bettytheboo]

... oh my!

 

[Bettytheboo]

Anyway, I take the 97 bus if it's rush hour as it's crazy around all those private schools and collages.

 

[Adorabubble]

Anyway, I take the 97 bus if it's rush hour as it's crazy around all those private schools and collages.

All the Range Rovers?

 

[Martini77]

Anyone know why some people's 'circle' icon has a marker on it when they are online and some don't seem to?

Intriguing

 

[deft]

Anyone know why some people's 'circle' icon has a marker on it when they are online and some don't seem to?

Intriguing

Welcome to the world of Lit stalking… where much like the real world, women have to go to certain lengths to avoid unwanted attention. It’s because men generally respect boundaries and consent on here even less than IRL. Sad but true!

 

[Adorabubble]

Anyone know why some people's 'circle' icon has a marker on it when they are online and some don't seem to?

Intriguing

As Deft said, sometimes for a woman it's best to go under the radar.

 

[Darkweather]

Good morning all.

Lurkers. That's what they are.

 

[deft]

So... one of the contestants in Big Brother this year writes erotic fiction.

Own up! Which one of you is in a fake house with 14 strangers right now?

 

[Darkweather]

so nothing like this thread at all then?

 

[deft]

so nothing like this thread at all then?

I thought this thread was a cover for the authors of the real filth on the story site?

 

[orangecurious]

Morning

 

[Darkweather]

I thought this thread was a cover for the authors of the real filth on the story site?

there is real filth there?
I am only here for the biscuits.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

As Deft said, sometimes for a woman it's best to go under the radar.

I get ignored for the most part anyway so I don't bother. I get occasional NICE TITS BABE WUD LUV 2 FUK THEM messages from the less eloquent majority and occasionally people send me nice comments about my posts but mostly my DMs are about as active as my sex life at the moment.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

I want biscuits. Please.

 

[Kraken_96]

there is real filth there?
I am only here for the biscuits.

I want biscuits. Please.

Raiding the cupboards looks like a choice between bourbons, custard cremes and oreos. No hob nobs in sight!

Open to offers, I take my coffee with milk and sweetener flavour syrups from TKs

 

[Darkweather]

I want biscuits. Please.

Would you like tea with those?

 

[thefishfryer]

As Deft said, sometimes for a woman it's best to go under the radar.

You don't want to be in the radar, those microwaves will cook you.