Anyone from the UK?

[Spanky1372]

Currently horny and starting to stroke, missing my fiancée who isn't home.

Bit lonely, I'd love to talk to somebody while I do.

Wrong room mate. Bins and biscuits here

 

[Spanky1372]

Wrong room mate. Bins and biscuits here

Unless that's your thing..

 

[stickygirl]

I got roped into teaching kids sailing, though they ended up doing a relay sail that also involved swimming 20m. The water's not too cold anyhow and if you lose a couple, there's plenty more.

 

[Spanky1372]

I got roped into teaching kids sailing, though they ended up doing a relay sail that also involved swimming 20m. The water's not too cold anyhow and if you lose a couple, there's plenty more.

Where's my child?
Name?
Robert.
Oh....Bob.

 

[orangecurious]

evening people

 

[orangecurious]

i have a massive plate of chips and i'm watching cycling, so going well

everyone ok?

 

[orangecurious]

*holds breath*

 

[stickygirl]

Urgh. Local kids and sodding fireworks
Nice moon tonight though

 

[orangecurious]

YES!!!!!!!

gold in the women's pursuit... beating the (nasty right wing) favourite!

 

[Spanky1372]

Urgh. Local kids and sodding fireworks
Nice moon tonight though

Through the window at the kids.....shocking

 

[Spanky1372]

Chips and fireworks sounds fun

Don't get them confused

 

[Spanky1372]

With what lol haha

Chips for fireworks. Stuffing a banger in your mouth....no innuendo

 

[stickygirl]

Chips for fireworks. Stuffing a banger in your mouth....no innuendo

I'm not going to bite

 

[orangecurious]

Dang, only one more day of the Track Worlds!

 

[Spanky1372]

I'm not going to bite

Badum.

 

[stickygirl]

Badum.

? Is that a bad madam?

 

[Spanky1372]

? Is that a bad madam?

Lol, are you?

 

[Spanky1372]

Lol, are you?

Sorry, couldn't resist.

 

[stickygirl]

Lol, are you?

I can be bad...

 

[Spanky1372]

I can be bad...

I've read your stories, yes you can.

 

[stickygirl]

I've read your stories, yes you can.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/11ea2a49195c74dbdc0998e2454e5b63/tumblr_o1vuih6QlN1v4xrl4o1_500.gifv

 

[Spanky1372]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/11ea2a49195c74dbdc0998e2454e5b63/tumblr_o1vuih6QlN1v4xrl4o1_500.gifv

You're naughty

 

[Spanky1372]

You're naughty

Lmao

 

[stickygirl]

Phew
I need a hot drink, maybe a scotch

 

[Spanky1372]

Phew
I need a hot drink, maybe a scotch

A hot toddy