Anyone from the UK?

[deft]

No but you can peel them apart and lick the insides out.

Jinx!

 

[Adorabubble]

Anyway what does everyone think about custard creams?

For anal?

 

[deft]

For anal?

Bit pointy, surely? Too many corners?

 

[Sparky74]

For anal?

No that's a chocolate Finger.

 

[Adorabubble]

Bit pointy, surely? Too many corners?

The whole packet though. Like a square dildo.

 

[ColeyD]

Anyway what does everyone think about custard creams?

Elite level biscuit

 

[Adorabubble]

Elite level biscuit

The holy trinity - bourbon, custard cream, hobnob.

 

[magic_rat]

For anal?

Now I'm thinking about peeling them apart and dipping my tongue in again.

 

[deft]

The whole packet though. Like a square dildo.

Hmmm… slightly rounded edges, I guess. Might work.

 

[magic_rat]

No harm in trying.

 

[Adorabubble]

No harm in trying.

Sounds like many of my adventures

 

[magic_rat]

Care to share?

Or plan some new ones?

 

[Darkweather]

The whole packet though. Like a square dildo.

Anything can be if you are brave enough

 

[Adorabubble]

Anything can be if you are brave enough

I used a lot of objects on cam but never a packet of custard creams!

 

[magic_rat]

I used a lot of objects on cam but never a packet of custard creams!

OK. That's the rest of my day completely blown. I can't get any work done now. Adorabubble on cam. Jesus Holy Fucking Christ on a Bike.

 

[KeenVoyeur]

Early start to Titty Tuesday on the south coast

I'm later

My notifications from Lit aren't working for the TT thread so I've missed every one of your posts this morning!

I used a lot of objects on cam but never a packet of custard creams!

You and Lucy are going to go down in the annals (not ANAL) of Lit history for being the two least British people on a UK thread ... such a pair of gutter minds (unless it's everyone else who misinterprets your posts)

 

[deft]

OK. That's the rest of my day completely blown. I can't get any work done now. Adorabubble on cam. Jesus Holy Fucking Christ on a Bike.

New here, aren't you

 

[magic_rat]

New here, aren't you

Been here 22 years, about the same as you. Obviously I've just been hanging out with the wrong crowd.

 

[deft]

Been here 22 years, about the same as you. Obviously I've just been hanging out with the wrong crowd.

I wouldn't say "wrong" crowd... your crowd sounds very interesting!

 

[magic_rat]

Different crowd then. My crowd can be a lot of fun, come party sometime!

 

[Oniafox]

My notifications from Lit aren't working for the TT thread so I've missed every one of your posts this morning!

You and Lucy are going to go down in the annals (not ANAL) of Lit history for being the two least British people on a UK thread ... such a pair of gutter minds (unless it's everyone else who misinterprets your posts)

I have DM’d you a link

 

[ColeyD]

The holy trinity - bourbon, custard cream, hobnob.

Ah yes I forgot hobnob banging biscuit

 

[KeenVoyeur]

Has all this recent smut been the cause of absence of the lovely @Wand3rlust , @RosewoodTulip and @Daisy_Love ?

We need these ladies back to restore order a la Matron of yesteryears - maybe not Hattie Jacques - like but something severe and handy with a cane ... Oh, perhaps not quite that severe

 

[magic_rat]

I like the order just how it is, thanks.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

You and Lucy are going to go down in the annals (not ANAL) of Lit history for being the two least British people on a UK thread ... such a pair of gutter minds (unless it's everyone else who misinterprets your posts)

I'll have you know that banter is a very British thing. Bit of sauce, bit of innuendo...

If you read anything sexual into our posts that's on you. @Adorabubble and I are pure as driven snow.