Anyone from the UK?

[thefishfryer]

I’m a mechanical engineer who builds oil refineries. TBH, I struggle with flat pack

I'm actually fairly proficient with flat-packs. I considered doing it as a side line when I retired, but when it came to it, I realised I didn't have the time. lol

 

[thefishfryer]

I think it’s more ‘International’

International morons?

 

[magic_rat]

I'm actually fairly proficient with flat-packs. I considered doing it as a side line when I retired, but when it came to it, I realised I didn't have the time. lol

I am. when I split with my wife I moved into an empty flat and had everything delivered in one go from IKEA. I got everything assembled in a day but felt like I was going insane by the end of it and my knees suffered.

 

[stickygirl]

Should I bring floggers and paddles?

I'm actually fairly proficient with flat-packs.

I got confused
then realised flat-packs are not intended for bottom percussion

 

[Oniafox]

I got confused
then realised flat-packs are not intended for bottom percussion

phew! Thank goodness

 

[deft]

I got confused
then realised flat-packs are not intended for bottom percussion

Some of those rubbery kitchen spatulas they do, though…

 

[Oniafox]

Some of those rubbery kitchen spatulas they do, though…

Excuse me! Don’t I have a say in this!?!

 

[deft]

Excuse me! Don’t I have a say in this!?!

I was rather hoping I'd be getting the spatula...

 

[Jingling_Geordie]

Oh no! I don’t qualify as younger …

I think there’s a margin for error either side of that age.

 

[Oniafox]

I was rather hoping I'd be getting the spatula...

Are you double jointed?

 

[magic_rat]

I got confused
then realised flat-packs are not intended for bottom percussion

Anything is if you want it to be.

Chopping boards are very popular.

 

[magic_rat]

Some of those rubbery kitchen spatulas they do, though…

Yes indeed they do.

I found the best thing for bruising my partner's arse was a wooden spoon.

 

[magic_rat]

I was rather hoping I'd be getting the spatula...

Can be arranged. I have a silicone one that I'm told gives quite a sting.

 

[thefishfryer]

Who knew the kitchen was the store of so many useful objects of punishment. I'm now looking at my omelette pan with new eyes.

 

[thefishfryer]

I am. when I split with my wife I moved into an empty flat and had everything delivered in one go from IKEA. I got everything assembled in a day but felt like I was going insane by the end of it and my knees suffered.

You do tend to end up crawling around a bit.

 

[magic_rat]

You do tend to end up crawling around a bit.

And kneeling on that missing screw.

 

[Oniafox]

And kneeling on that missing screw.

All fours can hurt your knees as well

 

[magic_rat]

It can. Best done on a nice mattress.

 

[thefishfryer]

All fours can hurt your knees as well

It's what cushions are for.

 

[Oniafox]

It's what cushions are for.

Now you tell me

 

[stickygirl]

I can reveal that the Fiat 500 is a hateful POS. It has all the charm of a dog with worms. You know the way terriers are never sure if they need both legs at the back when the trot? Same thing - its wheels only just touch the ground at the back and apparently the rental people didn't answer the question 'Where is the engine?' so we don't know ( or care ).

 

[orangecurious]

I can reveal that the Fiat 500 is a hateful POS. It has all the charm of a dog with worms. You know the way terriers are never sure if they need both legs at the back when the trot? Same thing - its wheels only just touch the ground at the back and apparently the rental people didn't answer the question 'Where is the engine?' so we don't know ( or care ).

is there an engine? you don't just stick your feet through and run?

shake, baby, shake, as Lush sang about the car

 

[stickygirl]

is there an engine? you don't just stick your feet through and run?

shake, baby, shake, as Lush sang about the car

I’ll check for the foot holes and AA batteries cuz it’s a hybrid

 

[Anastasia1999]

I can reveal that the Fiat 500 is a hateful POS. It has all the charm of a dog with worms. You know the way terriers are never sure if they need both legs at the back when the trot? Same thing - its wheels only just touch the ground at the back and apparently the rental people didn't answer the question 'Where is the engine?' so we don't know ( or care ).

Sorry to hear it.

FIAT: Fehler in allen Teilen ( faults in all parts)

 

[thefishfryer]

I’ll check for the foot holes and AA batteries cuz it’s a hybrid

Are you sure they're not AAA it is small.