Anyone from the UK?

[barefootgirl69]

They have been absent the last few days. I have a feeling we may not see adorabubble for a while.

You haven't figured out she's a fake?


There's plenty of authentic ladies out there in other threads. This thread was never intended to be titty central, but a place where people could come together and shoot the breeze (is that an English term?). Anyway. I'm sure those that left when things got twisted about will return one day. I hope so, it was one of the funniest threads around.

 

[magic_rat]

You haven't figured out she's a fake?

Yes, thats why she won't be around, she got outed.

There's plenty of authentic ladies out there in other threads.

I know. I've met a couple of them.

This thread was never intended to be titty central, but a place where people could come together and shoot the breeze (is that an English term?). Anyway. I'm sure those that left when things got twisted about will return one day. I hope so, it was one of the funniest threads around.

It still can be. I have no objecvtion to flirty banter or double-entendres, it certainly keeps the thread buzzing along.

 

[Darkweather]

You haven't figured out she's a fake?

well of course, but titties are titties and 'it' used some good ones!

 

[barefootgirl69]

 

[deft]

well of course, but titties are titties and 'it' used some good ones!

Originals are here, if you're that arsed

https://girls.ucrazy.org/1670928603-mila-l-oddany82888288.html

 

[Darkweather]

This thread was never intended to be titty central, but a place where people could come together and shoot the breeze (is that an English term?). Anyway. I'm sure those that left when things got twisted about will return one day. I hope so, it was one of the funniest threads around.

back to bins and biscuits then.

 

[thefishfryer]

You haven't figured out she's a fake?


There's plenty of authentic ladies out there in other threads. This thread was never intended to be titty central, but a place where people could come together and shoot the breeze (is that an English term?). Anyway. I'm sure those that left when things got twisted about will return one day. I hope so, it was one of the funniest threads around.

We don't do shooting here, there's laws against it.

I was going to suggest that The Grand Wizard was using satire, but I was beaten to it.

 

[Darkweather]

I was going to suggest that The Grand Wizard was using satire, but I was beaten to it.

Satire? In a literature forum? whatever next!

 

[thefishfryer]

well of course, but titties are titties and 'it' used some good ones!

In my experience fake titties are usually larger.

 

[magic_rat]

Satire? In a literature forum? whatever next!

Find the culprit and shoot his breeze!

 

[Darkweather]

In my experience fake titties are usually larger.

that's why they were so good

 

[magic_rat]

In my experience fake titties are usually larger.

Not always... I knew a young lady once who was totally flat. Had inplants and actually listened to surgeon's advice and only went to a B cup. Looked totally natural and cute as fuck.

Nearly all the women in my life have been blessed with bustiness. Grass/greener etc, I often hankered for little ones until I played with a lady with small boobs earlier this year. I mean they were cute, each one fitted neatly into the palm of a hand, but meh. I just like big boobs.

 

[thefishfryer]

Satire? In a literature forum? whatever next!

I know, it's shocking.

 

[thefishfryer]

I hear the bin men (other sexes are available).

 

[Oniafox]

Going to wank about you

Thank you for sharing that

 

[thefishfryer]

Thank you for sharing that

Sounds more like an introductory pm.

 

[Oniafox]

Sounds more like an introductory pm.

No TT from me this week

 

[Kraken_96]

Sounds more like an introductory pm.

I - personal

Am - creates anticipation

Going - Now this is exciting

To - Drawing this out a bit now

Wank - A direct, uncouth method. Possibly the least attractive version of saying this but at least the point is made.

About - Ahhh to idly wank about, not enough of that in today's economy

You - Drawing the reader back in, a true gent to include a direct audience.


I'd give it a 2/5. Gives a solid understanding of what's about to happen but is missing some key factors like generating options for interaction/engagement, or any hint of emotional recognition.

 

[Darkweather]

I - personal

Am - creates anticipation

Going - Now this is exciting

To - Drawing this out a bit now

Wank - A direct, uncouth method. Possibly the least attractive version of saying this but at least the point is made.

About - Ahhh to idly wank about, not enough of that in today's economy

You - Drawing the reader back in, a true gent to include a direct audience.


I'd give it a 2/5. Gives a solid understanding of what's about to happen but is missing some key factors like generating interaction, or romance

in other words... "dear lady, it is so arousing gazing at your wonderful form that I find that I have no option to express my desire through self relief right at this very moment!"

 

[magic_rat]

How poetic.

I was going to go for "Brace yourself..."

 

[thefishfryer]

in other words... "dear lady, it is so arousing gazing at your wonderful form that I find that I have no option to express my desire through self relief right at this very moment!"

Much more romantic.

 

[orangecurious]

"biscuit for the Guy"

 

[RainyWetDayGuy]

Did someone say biscuits?

 

[orangecurious]

that Guy

 

[magic_rat]

Has anyone else noticed that without female company in the room it just feels like sitting in someone else's shed?