Anyone from the UK?

[Oniafox]

Perhaps the ref’s watch was three minutes fast

I have a terrible feeling my incredibly clever humour has failed me again. Am I too clever? Or not clever enough?

 

[Spanky1372]

I have a terrible feeling my incredibly clever humour has failed me again. Am I too clever? Or not clever enough?

Too clever. Speaking for myself alone I'd pitch at 6 year old level. Think throwing jelly and giggling. Nope, wrong thread...

 

[Btq97]

Morning all. The roadwork trolls stopped one of the bins from getting a good empty. It is stood there all alone and chock full. More bin news as it happens.

 

[stickygirl]

Morning all. The roadwork trolls stopped one of the bins from getting a good empty. It is stood there all alone and chock full. More bin news as it happens.

We've all been that bin at some time

 

[pikmin1388]

Morning everyone. Woke up to thick fog and a blocked drain . Oh joy lol

 

[orangecurious]

morning all

 

[rampantnight]

Urgh it’s far too early

 

[thefishfryer]

I have a terrible feeling my incredibly clever humour has failed me again. Am I too clever? Or not clever enough?

Like baby bear's porridge.

 

[thefishfryer]

Morning everyone.
I'm out of witty remarks this morning.

 

[Oniafox]

Like baby bear's porridge.

Oh no. I’m defo hot!

 

[Binkmoss]

Morning all, having a quick fiddle while wife is on work call in next room

 

[Oniafox]

Just so you know, I am still whining and not posting. If I was posting on whining Wednesday, then I would have done so on the TT thread. Just saying

 

[thefishfryer]

Morning all, having a quick fiddle while wife is on work call in next room

I can hear it now

 

[orangecurious]

afternoon people

 

[magic_rat]

I have a terrible feeling my incredibly clever humour has failed me again. Am I too clever? Or not clever enough?

Read your crowd - incredibly clever will go over most heads.

 

[Oniafox]

Read your crowd - incredibly clever will go over most heads.

My experience of this crowd is clever, witty and lovely. Present company included

 

[magic_rat]

Just so you know, I am still whining and not posting. If I was posting on whining Wednesday, then I would have done so on the TT thread. Just saying

No point holding on for fanny friday then!

 

[Oniafox]

No point holding on for fanny friday then!

Don’t hold your breath

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

I see @magic_rat is still being an arsehole then! Some things don't change, ever.

 

[orangecurious]

evening everyone

 

[lingus60]

Morning all, having a quick fiddle while wife is on work call in next room

Is Rome burning?

 

[orangecurious]

dunno why. I fancy a Nero coffee right now

 

[thefishfryer]

dunno why. I fancy a Nero coffee right now

Sipping coffee while Rome burns?

 

[Spanky1372]

Morning all, having a quick fiddle while wife is on work call in next room

You're the first person to mention playing a string instrument on this thread that I know of.
Hope she's wearing headphones because fiddles screech like f all.

 

[Spanky1372]

dunno why. I fancy a Nero coffee right now

Toga party round yours.

Get your wolf nipple chips while they're hot...