Anyone from the UK?

[Noor]

Just been dancing around the garden with mine, put it back in it's place and told it to behave!

I don’t think bins have any incentive to behave, they have such a boring existence, weather is fun if you’re a bin!

 

[Noor]

Just been woken by the sound of something being thrown around in the wind outside, I hope it's not my roof.

I hope it’s not an owl!

 

[Spanky1372]

No flying kites?

Good morning.

Fly a kite if you wish but ensure you have the funds to return to your original county.

 

[Spanky1372]

Or any kind of bird, they are going to have a rough day

That's a bit sexist!

 

[stickygirl]

Good morning All.

Let's not have any Mary Poppins antics today please. That includes:
Flying around under opened umbrellas.
Frightening children.
Jokes about "large pockets."
Dick van Dyke accents. You can have jokes about any breaking down of the name though.

Thank you for your cooperation.
The Fun Police.

Emily Blunt told a sweet story about the reaction of her kids when she did her Mary Poppins voice... let me see if I can find that.
Here we go

 

[pikmin1388]

I've woken up to a chair infront of our car

 

[stickygirl]

I've woken up to a chair infront of our car

You shouldn't park it in your kitchen.

It's not too bad down our way. I think I may venture out through the windblown household detritus and go to my class.

 

[Werewolf90210]

Morning. It's just a bit blowy outside

 

[pikmin1388]

You shouldn't park it in your kitchen.

It's not too bad down our way. I think I may venture out through the windblown household detritus and go to my class.

It's blowing a gale up here still and need to go out. Enjoy your class

 

[F3x0r]

It's a tad windy and my lights have flickered a couple of times but nothing too dramatic

 

[Spanky1372]

I've woken up to a chair infront of our car

Armchair, garden chair, chaise longue...come on details are important or my mind goes down to dodgy paths...

 

[Spanky1372]

It's a tad windy and my lights have flickered a couple of times but nothing too dramatic

You're at a séance.....try to communicate with some old threads...

 

[Spanky1372]

You're at a séance.....try to communicate with some old threads...

Or Spikeyes, he gets a bit of attention of late.

 

[orangecurious]

morning all

nice day

 

[thefishfryer]

Good morning. I have heard it was windy overnight.

Hope you'll ok.

 

[filt]

Cycling wasn’t the most intelligent thing I have done today. However, lived to tell the tale

 

[Spanky1372]

Cycling wasn’t the most intelligent thing I have done today. However, lived to tell the tale

At least you'll have had assistance in one direction? New top speed reached? Did the front basket survive?

 

[filt]

At least you'll have had assistance in one direction? New top speed reached? Did the front basket survive?

Why is it the way home that’s the slow part?

Basket survived. The baguette in the basket, who knows where that ended up

 

[Spanky1372]

I've reached a new pinnacle in my yoga today.
Stayed upright while putting my boxers on.
I'm waiting for my yoga master certificate in the post.

 

[orangecurious]

Why is it the way home that’s the slow part?

Basket survived. The baguette in the basket, who knows where that ended up

the crows will eat well today!

 

[filt]

the crows will eat well today!

My hunger level is delighted for the crows

 

[orangecurious]

My hunger level is delighted for the crows

they might leave you gifts and revere you as one of their own.

 

[filt]

they might leave you gifts and revere you as one of their own.

The UK Carrion crow is classed as intelligent, which will rule me out of being part of their clan

 

[pikmin1388]

Armchair, garden chair, chaise longue...come on details are important or my mind goes down to dodgy paths...

Garden chair to put your mind at rest

 

[Jingling_Geordie]

Hi all, I haven’t been on here for a while.

I had an old garden chair on my drive, my neighbor had asked me to take it to the tip for her. Not sure if it’s blown away or been taken!