Anyone from the UK?

[nakedginger]

So house visits to bathe you lot?

 

[Norfolkguy49]

So house visits to bathe you lot?

Yes pls nurse

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Add me to the list, too.

 

[nakedginger]

Add me to the list, too.

Of course.

 

[SirSparky]

So house visits to bathe you lot?

I will be home next Tuesday

 

[nakedginger]

The little blue light has gone out on my heating thingy 🫩

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

When I was growing up in Lincolnshire, my dad worked out on a North Sea gas rig. The village hadn't been connected to the gas supply, even though the 48" pipeline passed 200 yards from the south end of it.

 

[nakedginger]

When I was growing up in Lincolnshire, my dad worked out on a North Sea gas rig. The village hadn't been connected to the gas supply, even though the 48" pipeline passed 200 yards from the south end of it.

That would be a bit annoying

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

With only 42 people in the village, British Gas (now Centrica) said it wasn’t worth putting a spur and pressure reduction kiosk in.

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Have you relit it yet? You'll need one of those long-handled camping stove thingies, don't try an ordinary match. <burnt eyebrows>

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

If it's not relit by now, turn the gas off and open the window(s).

 

[nakedginger]

Have you relit it yet? You'll need one of those long-handled camping stove thingies, don't try an ordinary match. <burnt eyebrows>

The lanord is sending someone.

 

[nakedginger]

If it's not relit by now, turn the gas off and open the window(s).

Someone is coming round

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Still a good idea to open a window and avoid switching things on/off.

 

[nakedginger]

Still a good idea to open a window and avoid switching things on/off.

Will do

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Hope they're with you soon.

 

[nakedginger]

A man is here to sort my heating out.

 

[jonnoback]

I will be home next Tuesday

Are you the end of the queue?

 

[jonnoback]

A man is here to sort my heating out.

A love a good euphemism

 

[hugh_jarce69]

A man is here to sort my heating out.

I’ve seen that film

 

[SirSparky]

Are you the end of the queue?

Seems like it

 

[jonnoback]

I’ve seen that film

I'm sure Robin Askwith was in it!

 

[candystripe79]

Hi, recently divorced and looking for people to chat with.

Midlands

 

[nakedginger]

All sorted.
Apparently, I had dirty pilot orifice.
I think he got a hard-on telling me that.

 

[nakedginger]

Hi, recently divorced and looking for people to chat with.

Midlands

Hello. Are you a gas engineer?