Anyone from the UK?

[tugger1987]

Oh my.. I was just thinking I fancied a piece of cake too ..but that’s scared me off !

I just had lemon cheesecake

 

[Goldenh123456789]

Oh my.. I was just thinking I fancied a piece of cake too ..but that’s scared me off !

What’s the going rate for a chocolate biscuit ?

 

[deft]

What’s the going rate for a chocolate biscuit ?

Pretty high, if it’s Hobnobs.

 

[Goldenh123456789]

Pretty high, if it’s Hobnobs.

What this time ? “A picture of you nekkid, in fish nets, showing a tit, discretely hidden behind an appropriate emoji.” …forget the fish nets ?

 

[deft]

What this time ? “A picture of you nekkid, in fish nets, showing a tit, discretely hidden behind an appropriate emoji.” …forget the fish nets ?

Nailed it!

 

[Goldenh123456789]

Can I keep my bra on for a plain digestive ? It’s cold here !

 

[jonnoback]

Can I keep my bra on for a plain digestive ? It’s cold here !

Must be a very furry bra to keep you warm...

 

[deft]

Can I keep my bra on for a plain digestive ? It’s cold here !

If you take it off, there's a cream-filled surprise for you!

 

[Goldenh123456789]

Must be a very furry bra to keep you warm...

Always lace darling…

 

[jonnoback]

Always lace darling…

Lovely - but that won't keep you warm... so why bother?

 

[Goldenh123456789]

Honestly ? I don’t know how to put an emoji on a photo to hide my nipples..so wanted a bra to maintain my modesty !

 

[deft]

Honestly ? I don’t know how to put an emoji on a photo to hide my nipples..so wanted a bra to maintain my modesty !

Send it to me, I'll add the emoji.

 

[jonnoback]

Honestly ? I don’t know how to put an emoji on a photo to hide my nipples..so wanted a bra to maintain my modesty !

How about just go for it as you decide?

 

[Goldenh123456789]

Send it to me, I'll add the emoji.

Sent !

 

[Goldenh123456789]

How about just go for it as you decide?

I can’t post ! Mr Deft is taking a suspiciously long time to paste 2 emojis…I do wonder if he was exaggerating his skills for nefarious gain !?!

I’m bloody starving for this biscuit

 

[jonnoback]

I can’t post ! Mr Deft is taking a suspiciously long time to paste 2 emojis…I do wonder if he was exaggerating his skills for nefarious gain !?!

I’m bloody starving for this biscuit

I think that's called catfishing?

 

[hugh_jarce69]

You just can’t get the staff. I mean how difficult can it be?

 

[Darty20]

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You just can’t get the staff. I mean how difficult can it be?

Exactly

 

[Goldenh123456789]

He’s done it eventually so I’m tucking into my biscuits!

 

[Ironfan]

I can’t post ! Mr Deft is taking a suspiciously long time to paste 2 emojis…I do wonder if he was exaggerating his skills for nefarious gain !?!

I’m bloody starving for this biscuit

You just can’t get the staff. I mean how difficult can it be?

Depends on how big the emoji's need to be, specially if @Goldenh123456789 was chilly

 

[jonnoback]

He’s done it eventually so I’m tucking into my biscuits!

Did I miss something?

 

[Goldenh123456789]

Did I miss something?

what ! I have to post it in here ?

 

[jonnoback]

what ! I have to post it in here ?

There's always DM if you prefer... but I'm sure we need to gauge just how good @deft is at pin-the-tail-on-the-err-tit ?

 

[deft]

There's always DM if you prefer... but I'm sure we need to gauge just how good @deft is at pin-the-tail-on-the-err-tit ?

It’s not my best work, but I was distracted.

 

[Goldenh123456789]

Fair point. His first 17 efforts the emoji were far far far too small and covering my elbows !

Naked, no fishnets..https://postimg.cc/Cdvktxnc

Biscuits allowed ?